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Texas Cracks Down on Fetal Trafficking
Texas Cracks Down on Fetal Trafficking
Sanctuary cities stop criminals at state line
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 17
Runway Models I Did Not Expect to See at New York Fashion Week
Runway Models I Did Not Expect to See at New York Fashion Week
In outer space or sailing the seven seas, looking good is the secret to success.
Katie Kauppi
Sep 17
Donald Trump Says Running Mate Vance Has Said Much Worse Things Than He Has
Donald Trump Says Running Mate Vance Has Said Much Worse Things Than He Has
“Why aren’t they going after him?”
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 17
They’re Eating The Cows
They’re Eating The Cows
And the chickens and pigs
Carlo Zeno
Sep 17
Chardon-YAY: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Wine Pumps Up Fall for $6.99
Chardon-YAY: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Wine Pumps Up Fall for $6.99
First-time Pumpkin Spiced Wine Drinker Writes Review
L.B. Lewis
Sep 17
I’m Still in the 1K Followers Club — But This Time, I’m Not Scared of the Dragons
I’m Still in the 1K Followers Club — But This Time, I’m Not Scared of the Dragons
Dragons are scared of me
Shaqib Akram
Sep 17
I Left The Best Part Of This Story Out
I Left The Best Part Of This Story Out
When I published it two days ago. Sorry. Here’s the whole thing.
Christine Stevens
Sep 17
Assassin Nation
Assassin Nation
On Sunday there was an apparent assassination attempt on former President of the United States, and current Republican presidential…
Fatchecker
Sep 17
Impressionable
Impressionable
Beverly went to bed early, but I wanted to watch some more TV, so I stayed on the couch, and around midnight, I switched channels and came…
Royal Alvis
Sep 16
Trump Blames Dem’s Inflammatory Rhetoric For Assassination Attempts
Trump Blames Dem’s Inflammatory Rhetoric For Assassination Attempts
In other news, the pot calls the kettle black.
Christine Stevens
Sep 16
Men, Are You as Tough as a Woman?
Men, Are You as Tough as a Woman?
Macho man, now you can find out for yourself.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 16
According to Science: You’re Already Dead
According to Science: You’re Already Dead
Stop worrying and live a little
Clem Samson
Sep 16
Nobody Can Convince Me That Crumbl Cookie Isn’t A Cult At This Point
Nobody Can Convince Me That Crumbl Cookie Isn’t A Cult At This Point
I have to get some things off my chest about Crumbl Cookie.
Burn Book
Sep 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 127
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 127
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 16
Does Trump Really Think He Won The Debate?
Does Trump Really Think He Won The Debate?
It appears he may have reason to think so
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 16
Darth Vader Endorses Kamala Harris for President
Darth Vader Endorses Kamala Harris for President
The Dark Lord is Now Deep Blue
Jarrett Wilson
Sep 16
Aqua Locha Nessa: The Loch Ness Treat
Aqua Locha Nessa: The Loch Ness Treat
The Water with the Monster in It
Sarah Totton
Sep 16
I Wrote About Every Female!!
I Wrote About Every Female!!
A story of women.
Love Sarao
Sep 15
Nothing but a Presidential Debate
Nothing but a Presidential Debate
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Sep 15
You Bought The Wrong — Fill In The Blank!
You Bought The Wrong — Fill In The Blank!
It does not matter what you buy…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Sep 15
An Irish Tan
An Irish Tan
We all need our vita D.
Kyle Wells
Sep 15
Top 10 ChatGPT Prompts You Should Never Try
Top 10 ChatGPT Prompts You Should Never Try
Take it from this dead canary in the coal mine
John Corten
Sep 15
No Questions Asked
No Questions Asked
And no good deed goes unpunished
Spyder Darling
Sep 15
“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”
“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”
High Holy Dazed and Confused
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Sep 15
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 126
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 126
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 15
Is the Former President a Fan of Bond Films?
Is the Former President a Fan of Bond Films?
Here are the greatest hits of James Donald Bond Trump
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 15
Enough of Trump
Enough of Trump
Kick him to the side of the road and forget about him.
Quentin Plume
Sep 15
Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential Debate
Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential Debate
Full Disclosure - I wrote most of this piece on Friday the 13th.
Johnny Robish
Sep 14
What’s With Elon & Taylor
What’s With Elon & Taylor
It’s been described as creepy
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 14
Keep Your Spiritual Transformation to Yourself
Keep Your Spiritual Transformation to Yourself
Don’t announce that you are post ego. If nobody notices, have you really gone post ego?
Clem Samson
Sep 14
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