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    How Was Your Survey Experience?

    How Was Your Survey Experience?

    Please take a moment to complete this short survey about the last survey we gave you
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Sep 23
    I Don’t Like Being An Editor

    I Don’t Like Being An Editor

    I always feel like I’m chasing my tail.
    Go to the profile of Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Sep 23
    Once Upon A Time

    Once Upon A Time

    A girl was in love; an unending tale…
    Go to the profile of Noreen (Writer)
    Noreen (Writer)
    Sep 22
    Lauren Boebert Goes on Fox to ‘Explain’ Disruptive Theater Groping Incident

    Lauren Boebert Goes on Fox to ‘Explain’ Disruptive Theater Groping Incident

    And wouldn’t you know, she says this incident really taught her a valuable lesson
    Go to the profile of Johnny Robish
    Johnny Robish
    Sep 22
    Why Trump’s Hair Is The Best Measure Of His Electability

    Why Trump’s Hair Is The Best Measure Of His Electability

    If his follicles fully cooperate, he may be able to brush Biden back in 2024
    Go to the profile of Allan Ishac
    Allan Ishac
    Sep 22
    Scary Scenario When Your Wallet Got Stolen

    Scary Scenario When Your Wallet Got Stolen

    Laugh and learn about the mishaps of a stolen wallet: a comedic take on personal belongings security and the chaos that unfolds.
    Go to the profile of Amy Rose Herrick, ChFC
    Amy Rose Herrick, ChFC
    Sep 22
    Play The Indictment Voodoo Game!

    Play The Indictment Voodoo Game!

    Keep tabs by taking stabs
    Go to the profile of Christopher Holdroyd
    Christopher Holdroyd
    Sep 22
    Why Your Cat Thinks It’s the Supreme Ruler of the Universe

    Why Your Cat Thinks It’s the Supreme Ruler of the Universe

    When feline dictatorship meets human servitude: a love story.
    Go to the profile of Nathan Chen
    Nathan Chen
    Sep 22
    Elvis Has Left the Planet

    Elvis Has Left the Planet

    Dean staggered into the kitchen rubbing his bleary eyes.
    Go to the profile of John K Adams
    John K Adams
    Sep 22
    The Humiliating Adventures on the UK Public Transport System

    The Humiliating Adventures on the UK Public Transport System

    All the reasons why I need a Tesla
    Go to the profile of Zed Bee
    Zed Bee
    Sep 22
    Elections Have Consequences(?)

    Elections Have Consequences(?)

    Well, at least actions do.
    Go to the profile of Moshe Sipper, Ph.D.
    Moshe Sipper, Ph.D.
    Sep 21
    The Hilarious Misadventures of Our Regular Pest Control Guy

    The Hilarious Misadventures of Our Regular Pest Control Guy

    A true story
    Go to the profile of B.R. Shenoy
    B.R. Shenoy
    Sep 21
    Rupert Murdock’s Retirement Could Spell End Of Myspace

    Rupert Murdock’s Retirement Could Spell End Of Myspace

    And if that social networking giant goes, Friendster can’t be far behind
    Go to the profile of Allan Ishac
    Allan Ishac
    Sep 21
    Sports Betting May Ruin Civilization

    Sports Betting May Ruin Civilization

    Seems like the industry is trying to seduce every human into wagering their last dollar with the hopes of instant riches.
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Sep 21
    I Was Today Years Old When I Realized I Must Be Getting Old

    I Was Today Years Old When I Realized I Must Be Getting Old

    Because I had no idea what the expression “today years old meant.”
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Sep 21
    Did We Fall in Love at Trader Joe’s?

    Did We Fall in Love at Trader Joe’s?

    Was the cashier flirting or just being polite.
    Go to the profile of Ryan Redmond
    Ryan Redmond
    Sep 21
    The Camilla Diaries — Part 1

    The Camilla Diaries — Part 1

    Meeting Barry, and Pienne Mash
    Go to the profile of Robert Bush
    Robert Bush
    Sep 21
    8 Unconventional Affirmations to Boost Your Friday Nights

    8 Unconventional Affirmations to Boost Your Friday Nights

    What you consider is actual if you trust it sufficiently.
    Go to the profile of Preethi R
    Preethi R
    Sep 21
    Nailed Him Again!

    Nailed Him Again!

    The same unfortunate fellow fell into my trap
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Sep 21
    My Dog Joey

    My Dog Joey

    A Chronicle of Canine and Human Antics
    Go to the profile of Tim McCauley
    Tim McCauley
    Sep 21
    Did Wayne Jr Steal My Truck?

    Did Wayne Jr Steal My Truck?

    You can imagine how I felt when the phone rang and it was the Philadelphia police
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Sep 20
    You’ve Used Up Your Two FREE Member-Only F*cks For The Month

    You’ve Used Up Your Two FREE Member-Only F*cks For The Month

    And no, there is no friend-link to this “article”
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Sep 20
    Did I Overpack Underwear?

    Did I Overpack Underwear?

    This is too many pairs.
    Go to the profile of Ryan Redmond
    Ryan Redmond
    Sep 20
    I Need To De-clutter

    I Need To De-clutter

    It all starts with the mind.
    Go to the profile of Uvebruce
    Uvebruce
    Sep 20
    Navigating the Awkward Terrain: ADHD, Parenting, and the Birds, Bees, and Pixels

    Navigating the Awkward Terrain: ADHD, Parenting, and the Birds, Bees, and Pixels

    Hey there, folks! It’s me again, your friendly neighborhood ADHD parent and disability inclusion advocate. Today, I want to share a rather…
    Go to the profile of Montreece Payton-Hardy
    Montreece Payton-Hardy
    Sep 20
    Thirst-Trapping: A Bikini Case Study

    Thirst-Trapping: A Bikini Case Study

    Would you like to see more?
    Go to the profile of Honorata Onanisma
    Honorata Onanisma
    Sep 20
    Biden Campaign To Send “Save The Date” Reminder Cards to Trump

    Biden Campaign To Send “Save The Date” Reminder Cards to Trump

    “He’s got some very important appointments he wouldn’t want to miss,” says Biden campaign spokesperson
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    Sep 20
    Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene

    Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene

    “I need work, Jake. I can’t just lie in the sun all day.”
    Go to the profile of Phil Witte
    Phil Witte
    Sep 20
    Short Man Dating Tall Woman Dies In Climbing Accident

    Short Man Dating Tall Woman Dies In Climbing Accident

    Paul Belchen plunged to his death from seven feet off the ground
    Go to the profile of Allan Ishac
    Allan Ishac
    Sep 19
    Don’t Ruin My Life, Elizabeth Warren!

    Don’t Ruin My Life, Elizabeth Warren!

    My reasons for not wanting the government to break up Amazon are purely selfish
    Go to the profile of Bebe Nicholson
    Bebe Nicholson
    Sep 19
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