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How Was Your Survey Experience?
How Was Your Survey Experience?
Please take a moment to complete this short survey about the last survey we gave you
Christine Stevens
Sep 23
I Don’t Like Being An Editor
I Don’t Like Being An Editor
I always feel like I’m chasing my tail.
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Sep 23
Once Upon A Time
Once Upon A Time
A girl was in love; an unending tale…
Noreen (Writer)
Sep 22
Lauren Boebert Goes on Fox to ‘Explain’ Disruptive Theater Groping Incident
Lauren Boebert Goes on Fox to ‘Explain’ Disruptive Theater Groping Incident
And wouldn’t you know, she says this incident really taught her a valuable lesson
Johnny Robish
Sep 22
Why Trump’s Hair Is The Best Measure Of His Electability
Why Trump’s Hair Is The Best Measure Of His Electability
If his follicles fully cooperate, he may be able to brush Biden back in 2024
Allan Ishac
Sep 22
Scary Scenario When Your Wallet Got Stolen
Scary Scenario When Your Wallet Got Stolen
Laugh and learn about the mishaps of a stolen wallet: a comedic take on personal belongings security and the chaos that unfolds.
Amy Rose Herrick, ChFC
Sep 22
Play The Indictment Voodoo Game!
Play The Indictment Voodoo Game!
Keep tabs by taking stabs
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 22
Why Your Cat Thinks It’s the Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Why Your Cat Thinks It’s the Supreme Ruler of the Universe
When feline dictatorship meets human servitude: a love story.
Nathan Chen
Sep 22
Elvis Has Left the Planet
Elvis Has Left the Planet
Dean staggered into the kitchen rubbing his bleary eyes.
John K Adams
Sep 22
The Humiliating Adventures on the UK Public Transport System
The Humiliating Adventures on the UK Public Transport System
All the reasons why I need a Tesla
Zed Bee
Sep 22
Elections Have Consequences(?)
Elections Have Consequences(?)
Well, at least actions do.
Moshe Sipper, Ph.D.
Sep 21
The Hilarious Misadventures of Our Regular Pest Control Guy
The Hilarious Misadventures of Our Regular Pest Control Guy
A true story
B.R. Shenoy
Sep 21
Rupert Murdock’s Retirement Could Spell End Of Myspace
Rupert Murdock’s Retirement Could Spell End Of Myspace
And if that social networking giant goes, Friendster can’t be far behind
Allan Ishac
Sep 21
Sports Betting May Ruin Civilization
Sports Betting May Ruin Civilization
Seems like the industry is trying to seduce every human into wagering their last dollar with the hopes of instant riches.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 21
I Was Today Years Old When I Realized I Must Be Getting Old
I Was Today Years Old When I Realized I Must Be Getting Old
Because I had no idea what the expression “today years old meant.”
Christine Stevens
Sep 21
Did We Fall in Love at Trader Joe’s?
Did We Fall in Love at Trader Joe’s?
Was the cashier flirting or just being polite.
Ryan Redmond
Sep 21
The Camilla Diaries — Part 1
The Camilla Diaries — Part 1
Meeting Barry, and Pienne Mash
Robert Bush
Sep 21
8 Unconventional Affirmations to Boost Your Friday Nights
8 Unconventional Affirmations to Boost Your Friday Nights
What you consider is actual if you trust it sufficiently.
Preethi R
Sep 21
Nailed Him Again!
Nailed Him Again!
The same unfortunate fellow fell into my trap
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 21
My Dog Joey
My Dog Joey
A Chronicle of Canine and Human Antics
Tim McCauley
Sep 21
Did Wayne Jr Steal My Truck?
Did Wayne Jr Steal My Truck?
You can imagine how I felt when the phone rang and it was the Philadelphia police
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 20
You’ve Used Up Your Two FREE Member-Only F*cks For The Month
You’ve Used Up Your Two FREE Member-Only F*cks For The Month
And no, there is no friend-link to this “article”
Christine Stevens
Sep 20
Did I Overpack Underwear?
Did I Overpack Underwear?
This is too many pairs.
Ryan Redmond
Sep 20
I Need To De-clutter
I Need To De-clutter
It all starts with the mind.
Uvebruce
Sep 20
Navigating the Awkward Terrain: ADHD, Parenting, and the Birds, Bees, and Pixels
Navigating the Awkward Terrain: ADHD, Parenting, and the Birds, Bees, and Pixels
Hey there, folks! It’s me again, your friendly neighborhood ADHD parent and disability inclusion advocate. Today, I want to share a rather…
Montreece Payton-Hardy
Sep 20
Thirst-Trapping: A Bikini Case Study
Thirst-Trapping: A Bikini Case Study
Would you like to see more?
Honorata Onanisma
Sep 20
Biden Campaign To Send “Save The Date” Reminder Cards to Trump
Biden Campaign To Send “Save The Date” Reminder Cards to Trump
“He’s got some very important appointments he wouldn’t want to miss,” says Biden campaign spokesperson
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 20
Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene
Dog Bites Agent — A Hollywood Scene
“I need work, Jake. I can’t just lie in the sun all day.”
Phil Witte
Sep 20
Short Man Dating Tall Woman Dies In Climbing Accident
Short Man Dating Tall Woman Dies In Climbing Accident
Paul Belchen plunged to his death from seven feet off the ground
Allan Ishac
Sep 19
Don’t Ruin My Life, Elizabeth Warren!
Don’t Ruin My Life, Elizabeth Warren!
My reasons for not wanting the government to break up Amazon are purely selfish
Bebe Nicholson
Sep 19
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