The Haven

Maybe one day they’ll hire me…

It’s a foolproof plan to garner the MAX potential.

Valuable quotes about happiness

The New Book by Matt Youth & Francis Charlton

“The cliff — the cliff — I want the Tesla off the cliff,” he shouted

Can’t go to hell if hell doesn’t exist

“Not bad, Cindy… Actually, pretty good.”

Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash

Rock gods unite!

It’s just not fair

“Shit by mail” is no picnic either

The harangue of a leading seal in pursuit of being recognized for what they really are: super hot!

Friendly gesture misconstrued bursts a man’s balloon

Well, maybe he’ll get a better haircut in jail.

Let us prey

One of the most dynamic performers in the history of the world died this week. This improbable story is what happened when I saw her in…

Lessons in Deception: A Hilarious Journey with My Faithless Companions

How long will this series go on?

The example of genius we must not follow!

The irritants of modern life conspiring to distract us from the greatest irritant of all

Happy 82nd Birthday Mr. Tambourine Man!

If you’re the life of every party, the loudest voice in every room, and your friends know your guffaw before they see your face — then…

No wonder Thelma drove off with Louise

He is the only person at the pool wearing a dark grey suit. He doesn’t sit when he talks to my parents. They glance at me. I can tell they…

They pretend everyone is wearing diapers.

They did manage to isolate the offending protein in the famous virus, but they haven’t yet found a “two-squirts-and-a-swipe” way to clean…

A Long Strange Trip to Ocean State Job Lot and a Deadhead Airbnb

billipedes air moccasins  dung hippos  liversters  wildfireflies dragonladybugs thin skinned bees ambush poodles long-legged pythons…

Wending our way towards “why” in the worldwide wide world of writing

I’m on the right path