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I Wrote Onion Style Headlines Part 2
I Wrote Onion Style Headlines Part 2
Maybe one day they’ll hire me…
Zoë Kuehn
May 27
Warner-Discovery CEO David Zaslav Plans To Replace Viewers With AI Bots
Warner-Discovery CEO David Zaslav Plans To Replace Viewers With AI Bots
It’s a foolproof plan to garner the MAX potential.
TeeJay Small
May 27
10 Quotes That’ll Help You Become a Happier Person (If Applied)
10 Quotes That’ll Help You Become a Happier Person (If Applied)
Valuable quotes about happiness
Raisul Islam
May 27
INNIT?
INNIT?
The New Book by Matt Youth & Francis Charlton
Matt Youth
May 27
Trump, Ever the Family Man, Shows His True Colors
Trump, Ever the Family Man, Shows His True Colors
“The cliff — the cliff — I want the Tesla off the cliff,” he shouted
Speaking Fiction To Power
May 27
File under the Road To Hell
File under the Road To Hell
Can’t go to hell if hell doesn’t exist
Ellen Anne Chong
May 27
Cinderella — the Untold Story
Cinderella — the Untold Story
“Not bad, Cindy… Actually, pretty good.”
John K Adams
May 27
Old Timey Detective Visits Dunkin’ Donuts
Old Timey Detective Visits Dunkin’ Donuts
Photo by Sander Sammy on Unsplash
Zoe Franz
May 26
David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Forgotten Masterpiece
David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Forgotten Masterpiece
Rock gods unite!
Oscar Rhea
May 26
I Envy Them for their Beards
I Envy Them for their Beards
It’s just not fair
Nevena Pascaleva
May 26
Just Go Ahead and Give Me the Damn Colonoscopy
Just Go Ahead and Give Me the Damn Colonoscopy
“Shit by mail” is no picnic either
Martha Manning, Ph.D.
May 26
Seal, with S of sex
Seal, with S of sex
The harangue of a leading seal in pursuit of being recognized for what they really are: super hot!
María Silvana Méndez
May 26
Historian Learns His Lesson
Historian Learns His Lesson
Friendly gesture misconstrued bursts a man’s balloon
Elizabeth Emerald
May 26
Fascist Oath Keepers’ Leader Stewart Rhodes Gets 18 Years for ‘Seditious Conspiracy’
Fascist Oath Keepers’ Leader Stewart Rhodes Gets 18 Years for ‘Seditious Conspiracy’
Well, maybe he’ll get a better haircut in jail.
Johnny Robish
May 25
Thank You for Not Shooting
Thank You for Not Shooting
Let us prey
Karen L. Sullivan
May 25
Tina Turner, Controlled the Chaos
Tina Turner, Controlled the Chaos
One of the most dynamic performers in the history of the world died this week. This improbable story is what happened when I saw her in…
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 25
What I Have Understood from My Faithless Friends
What I Have Understood from My Faithless Friends
Lessons in Deception: A Hilarious Journey with My Faithless Companions
Indra Raj Pathak
May 25
Random thoughts at 12 AM
Random thoughts at 12 AM
How long will this series go on?
Zoë Kuehn
May 25
Elon Musk: The Man Who Shot Himself in the Foot
Elon Musk: The Man Who Shot Himself in the Foot
The example of genius we must not follow!
Christine
May 25
What Should Depress Us Most
What Should Depress Us Most
The irritants of modern life conspiring to distract us from the greatest irritant of all
Mike Hickman
May 25
Tangled Up In Bob
Tangled Up In Bob
Happy 82nd Birthday Mr. Tambourine Man!
Spyder Darling
May 25
Extroverted? Here are 10 Tips to Help You STFU.
Extroverted? Here are 10 Tips to Help You STFU.
If you’re the life of every party, the loudest voice in every room, and your friends know your guffaw before they see your face — then…
Suzannah Kolbeck
May 25
Dick Can Be a Real Debbie Downer
Dick Can Be a Real Debbie Downer
No wonder Thelma drove off with Louise
Lori Welch Brown
May 25
My Diarrhea Demon — A True Story
My Diarrhea Demon — A True Story
He is the only person at the pool wearing a dark grey suit. He doesn’t sit when he talks to my parents. They glance at me. I can tell they…
Ryan Eland
May 24
The Five Secret Habits of Incredibly Nice People
The Five Secret Habits of Incredibly Nice People
They pretend everyone is wearing diapers.
Christine Stevens
May 24
How I Unleashed My Gryphon At A Traffic Stop
How I Unleashed My Gryphon At A Traffic Stop
They did manage to isolate the offending protein in the famous virus, but they haven’t yet found a “two-squirts-and-a-swipe” way to clean…
Ramjee Chandran
May 24
Food Review: Count Chocula Mini Treats
Food Review: Count Chocula Mini Treats
A Long Strange Trip to Ocean State Job Lot and a Deadhead Airbnb
Mary E. McCartney
May 24
Animals I'm Glad Don't Exist
Animals I'm Glad Don't Exist
billipedes air moccasins dung hippos liversters wildfireflies dragonladybugs thin skinned bees ambush poodles long-legged pythons…
R.D. Ronstad
May 24
Lauded for Writing About Smudgy Britches — A Revolutionary, Rarely-Shared, Unexpected…
Lauded for Writing About Smudgy Britches — A Revolutionary, Rarely-Shared, Unexpected…
Wending our way towards “why” in the worldwide wide world of writing
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
May 24
My 2023 Lottery Earnings So Far
My 2023 Lottery Earnings So Far
I’m on the right path
Captain Obvious
May 24
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