The Haven

Don’t be surprised; your 2 year contract is up

Social network vows to continue promoting ill will to all men

Not from the likes of you, anyway

Okay, who farted?!

My sibling Tubby Shelby is a psychopath.

Ten steps to home cooking success

They hoard wealth, dodge taxes, post gym selfies, and call it hustle. Meanwhile, we’re just trying to afford groceries and stay sane.

A short story about couples and stairs.

The Britectomy of Europe

It was authentic, electrifying, and almost too much to handle.

Please keep your hands and moral compass inside the vehicle at all times.”

Would you like to receive this too? Haha

Lazy and apathetic

I don’t think so

Stop Chasing Tactics Build a System That Scales Every Time

It Told Me I’m a Lighthouse. I’ve Never Felt So Manipulated.

A reflection of his finest traits

Apparently, lifting the trophy is easier than lifting the member list.

Mission Implausible

Learning to be proud of my real name, Scofjällstenskvist

Designer rock and roll by yours truly from New York City

I try to be

Which is altogether a better thing than it seems

These poor Humpty Dumpties never saw it coming

First, come clean, America — you’re a junkie

(and she brought a federally funded ad campaign)

Really? An imagined response to my local neighborhood association that I shall make — if necessary

When College Life Collides with Bedroom Disappointment…

Before they were in people’s front yards, they were in men’s room stalls in Michigan bars.

Most Advice Is Just Fear in Disguise Dressed Up as Wisdom