The Haven

The technique for joyous enlightenment, based on the very latest cutting-edge science

Just enjoy me, okay?

In celebration of Trump’s airstrikes on Iran

Amazing tips to wow potential clients and employers

According to weather reports that are consistently wrong as well as radar that doesn’t really work all the time, some bullshit will begin…

If you ain’t heard, then boy you ought a

And what’s with that round ball?

Because I know what it feels like to have no proof it’s working — and keep showing up anyway.

I often find myself daydreaming during quiet moments — reflecting on life, replaying memories, wondering about the “what ifs.” It’s one of…

RHAPSODY: EVERY AISLE IS A TEMPLE

Some things you need to know before you bed a connoisseur

You wrote the book. Now here’s how to ruin the release.

Life feels difficult.

One man, One salad, One deeply misunderstood burger

It’s a whole subculture of women

There’s only one winner in the battle for her body

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Behind the Smile, a Silent Scream…

The Truth Bit Her In The Ass

The symbolic, redundant, the low-priority

You don’t wake up one day feeling broken. You just stop keeping your word, one quiet compromise at a time.

Human beings have spent thousands of years desperately searching for their “selves,” yet no one seems able to find exactly what that…

Minutes from a standard academic hiring process

Seriously.

The groom and I have never really talked, but now we’re clicking, vibing.

My Lifelong Battle with the Buffet at My Fingertips

You don’t wake up lost. You drift into it. Day by day. Choice by choice. Until one morning, you don’t recognize who you’re pretending to…

It all started with a fuck pigeon.

Donald Trump, in a rare showing of heartfelt emotion, sent his condolences concerning the fatal shootings of a Minnesota State…

We’ve got to stop meeting like this