The Haven

Why not? Shouldn’t we all be drinking life all the way down, down deep into our core, what some people call our soul?

The Prince of Darkness had several questions

As floodwaters swallowed Texas towns, Greg Abbott dodged blame with football metaphors while Kristi Noem grabbed a pom-pom.

A tragic tale of automotive damage, moral damage, and one extremely helpful sibling with flexible ethics.

People across the country recently celebrated Independence Day by getting together with family and friends, cooking hamburgers on the…

I’ve seen some horrifying things I can’t forget.

Wait! More deserved awards available…

It made polyester my religion and Donna Summer my savior

The future of sustainability belongs to those who understand venture capital better than they understand compost

How Two Little Tornadoes Sabotaged My Career.

President Trump’s Geography Bee Strikes Again

So I’m mailing her my bills

Nature Has a Memory Longer Than Any Civilization

A fantasy brand comeback

Ever notice how creative peoples’ eccentricities are expected.

Yakov sat on the barstool beside me, and we began to talk about my toenail fungus.

When magic begins where imitation ends.

From secret desires to death wishes, we all think things we’re not allowed to. Why?

It Only Gets Worse From Here

The eagle had issues, but so did Trump.

A Bicostal Disorder

North Korea claims Kim Jong Il invented the burrito — New York Post, 01/05/2022

The strangest, unsettling cast of characters ever to “serve” America

Matters of the heart, but no love affair

And they aren’t even in politics

But instead, you elected HIM

Because finding love shouldn’t feel like solving a jigsaw puzzle.

Introducing Stockholm Syndrome but with more hairballs

know when to walk away.

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