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Beyond Post-Ego: The Radical Path of No-Self
Beyond Post-Ego: The Radical Path of No-Self
You’ve journeyed past ego — shed the exhausting illusion of self-importance, tasted the liberation of stepping outside your thoughts and…
Clem Samson
Jun 16
Why Is Teenage Sex Accepted by So Many Parents Now?? — Part 2
Why Is Teenage Sex Accepted by So Many Parents Now?? — Part 2
Parents’ Role & Teenager’s Sex: A Growing Dilemma
Amara Celestine
Jun 16
Narratoon #1
Narratoon #1
🌟 Emily Doesn’t Love Me
Gökmen Doyuran
Jun 16
Burned-Out and Lonely Alcoholic Technical Writer Profoundly Happy He Was Brought Back Down To Earth…
Burned-Out and Lonely Alcoholic Technical Writer Profoundly Happy He Was Brought Back Down To Earth…
Northeast Iowa. Despite the fact that he was peacefully ascending into the bright light of euphoric bliss in the uppermost stretches of…
Wesley Jansen
Jun 16
13 Things To Do While You Wait For Your Lower Back Pain To Heal
13 Things To Do While You Wait For Your Lower Back Pain To Heal
Take it easy, man
Miles-Erik Bell
Jun 16
Beer and Pills
Beer and Pills
The cure for all my ills
Spyder Darling
Jun 16
An objection to No Kings Day protests
An objection to No Kings Day protests
A day without kings is like a day without sunshine.
Ann M Votaw
Jun 16
RFK Jr. Declares War on Science, Wins Battle Against Advisory Committees That Disagreed With Him
RFK Jr. Declares War on Science, Wins Battle Against Advisory Committees That Disagreed With Him
RFK Jr. replaces experts with energy healers, chemtrail chasers, and at least one cousin who thinks vaccines have Bluetooth
A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
Jun 16
Alien Fruit Flies.
Alien Fruit Flies.
Or why my wife should talk to George Lucas.
Robert Cormack
Jun 16
Feminism, Feminism (Not Backward Coming Forward). A Shequel.
Feminism, Feminism (Not Backward Coming Forward). A Shequel.
We’ve talked about how women have been portrayed on the silver screen over the decades.
Fatchecker
Jun 16
Choose Your Squirrel — A Corporate Fable About Something or Other
Choose Your Squirrel — A Corporate Fable About Something or Other
Robert smoothed the lapels of his reasonably-priced suit for the seventeenth time that morning. He had a habit of tugging at his tie…
Dimitry Partsi
Jun 15
Why Is Teenage Sex Accepted by So Many Parents Now?? — Part 1
Why Is Teenage Sex Accepted by So Many Parents Now?? — Part 1
Parents’ Role & Teenager’s Sex: A Growing Dilemma
Amara Celestine
Jun 15
Charon’s Citation Cart
Charon’s Citation Cart
A guide to academic immortality
Vitul Agarwal
Jun 15
The Article-Inator
The Article-Inator
Wow, if I had a nickel for every engagement I’ve ever gotten on Medium, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s…
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 15
The Worst Possible Insult For a Male
The Worst Possible Insult For a Male
He may never forgive you
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 15
Embracing Impermanence:
Embracing Impermanence:
The Secret to Living Fully and Fearlessly
Clem Samson
Jun 14
Oh, where are you, my Nigel?
Oh, where are you, my Nigel?
Nigel Farage is DJT’s favourite British politician (when he remembers who he is of course. He also has a tendency to not attend Parliament…
TheWritingArcher
Jun 14
How to speak to women*
How to speak to women*
*Or ‘The Sonnet of the Barfly’.
TheWritingArcher
Jun 14
Title: The saint of saintliness
Who do you spend the most time with?
Indian Dreamer
Jun 14
If ‘Tits’ are Birds, ‘Cocks’ are Roosters, and ‘Dicks’ are Private Eyes, Then Why Can’t My Lawyer…
If ‘Tits’ are Birds, ‘Cocks’ are Roosters, and ‘Dicks’ are Private Eyes, Then Why Can’t My Lawyer…
An Irreverent Look at Words, Birds, and Legal Turds
SC Thompson
Jun 14
The Existential Crisis of a Spoon That Only Gets Used for Soup
The Existential Crisis of a Spoon That Only Gets Used for Soup
The forks have a group chat without me
Kashish Murarka
Jun 14
Preparing My Uterus for the National Medal of Motherhood
Preparing My Uterus for the National Medal of Motherhood
It’s go time, baby
Rachel Marsh
Jun 14
Pardon Me? Let’s Play Mar-a-Lago Monopoly
Pardon Me? Let’s Play Mar-a-Lago Monopoly
Buy a Get-out-of-jail-for-a-fee card from the Prez himself
Christopher Holdroyd
Jun 14
If you invite me to another game night, I’m keying your car
If you invite me to another game night, I’m keying your car
Trouble. Yahtzee. Sorry! They aren’t just things I yell out during sex — they’re also the names of popular board games. All my friends…
Rohan D
Jun 14
Why Filipino Food Gets a Bad Rap — And Why It’s Time That Changed
Why Filipino Food Gets a Bad Rap — And Why It’s Time That Changed
Unpacking the Myths, Celebrating the Mess, and Savoring Every Finger-Licking Bite
Travel Explore Protect
Jun 14
Hobbies for Hire
Hobbies for Hire
A guide to monetizing useless skills and poor life choices
KYG
Jun 14
Kafkett and his desk arrived on the 17th floor at precisely 9:04 a.m.
His first target was SynerCorp Global Solutions. He rolled his desk directly up to the glass-and-chrome reception station, where a woman…
Dimitry Partsi
Jun 13
Candies of the 2000’s: Where Are They Now?
Candies of the 2000’s: Where Are They Now?
I locked my front door and hurried across the street to my car. First, I need to pick up pastries from that bakery Dad likes, then I need…
Amelia Cardone
Jun 13
Two Paths: The Tale of Ego and Post-Ego
Two Paths: The Tale of Ego and Post-Ego
Imagine two Duluth residents — John Matthews, an ego-driven executive, and Daniel Hartley, a post-ego artist. Their contrasting approaches…
Clem Samson
Jun 13
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
And other amazing life-changing clickformation!
Christine Stevens
Jun 13
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