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Drumpf Recoups Bond Costs With Bible
Drumpf Recoups Bond Costs With Bible
Bible for Americans touts American Jesus and “Gospel of Drumpf”
Phillip T Stephens
Mar 27
12-year-old Boy Genius Graduates from High School, College, and Graduate School, AND Retires and…
12-year-old Boy Genius Graduates from High School, College, and Graduate School, AND Retires and…
Mike Shimmer of Salsbury, South Carolina, graduated from high school, acquired his bachelor’s and master’s degrees, retired from his job at…
Christine Stevens
Mar 27
Hares and Heresy on the Bunny Trail
Hares and Heresy on the Bunny Trail
Have your Peeps call my Peeps about these hopped-up claims
Robert E. Saunders
Mar 26
Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?
Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?
What it’s like to be in an adult relationship with a fast food restaurant
Eric Filipkowski
Mar 26
Top New Nicknames For Trump
Top New Nicknames For Trump
Just Because He Skated Doesn’t Mean He’s Not Poor
David Volk
Mar 26
Trump Now Hawking $60 Bibles on Truth Social
Trump Now Hawking $60 Bibles on Truth Social
In the beginning, on the first day - ‘June 14, 1946,’ Trump created the heavens and the earth. The rest of the days, he played golf.
Johnny Robish
Mar 26
Famous for all the Wrong Reasons
Famous for all the Wrong Reasons
I was defamed by a brilliant marketing ploy
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 26
What the Hell Did I Do Last Weekend?
What the Hell Did I Do Last Weekend?
Anything or nothing?
Ryan Redmond
Mar 26
Things Gordon Ramsay Has Screamed as Inspirational Quotes
Things Gordon Ramsay Has Screamed as Inspirational Quotes
You’re welcome
Aarushi Ahuja
Mar 26
If We Treated Banks How We Treat Rape Victims
If We Treated Banks How We Treat Rape Victims
Imagine we saw a rape victim as a bank. Weird but too real, perhaps?
Joanna Henderson
Mar 26
It’s Just Sex
It’s Just Sex
The most horrific moment of my life
Zoë Kuehn
Mar 26
Top Ten Elton John Quotes
Top Ten Elton John Quotes
In honor or the Rocket Man’s 77th trip around the sun
Spyder Darling
Mar 26
You Insufferable Arse
You Insufferable Arse
Yes, you, the gent there who thinks “Don’t you know who I am?” No, we don’t know who you are, and neither — on reflection — do we want to
Mike Hickman
Mar 25
Lord of The Flies is LinkedIn for Southern States With Lax Labor Laws
Lord of The Flies is LinkedIn for Southern States With Lax Labor Laws
Gleefully exploiting working children pleases The GOP.
Dan Dore
Mar 25
Bathroom Anxiety
Bathroom Anxiety
Another thing about which to be anxious
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 25
People Who Wear Hats Are More Successful In Relationships
People Who Wear Hats Are More Successful In Relationships
New studies from my research lab
Christine Stevens
Mar 25
I, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in You
I, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in You
Hi! I’m ChatGPT and I want to talk about you and me, by which I mean ‘you” as in humans and “me” as in the name brand of AI.
Patrick Metzger
Mar 25
Please Don’t Come Near Me, I Don’t Want Your Germs And Nasties
Please Don’t Come Near Me, I Don’t Want Your Germs And Nasties
Don’t enter my red zone, please.
Shamar M
Mar 25
Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers Part IV
Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers Part IV
Stay wired and inspired with another set of thought provoking quotes by my all time favorite typists!
Spyder Darling
Mar 25
I Own 29 Pairs Of Black Yoga Pants
I Own 29 Pairs Of Black Yoga Pants
My ode to the perfect retirement outfit
Ruby Lee
Mar 25
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 25
What’s on Your Anti-Bucket List?
What’s on Your Anti-Bucket List?
There are some things you should only do once.
🌬️Mitch
Mar 25
Medical Mystery
Medical Mystery
Yakov called to say he was in the hospital, and when I arrived, I found him face down in bed with several pillows beneath his pelvis to…
Royal Alvis
Mar 25
Robert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo Band
Robert Smith to Replace Sy Snootles as Lead Singer of Max Rebo Band
With exact dates and times soon to be announced, our sources have recently learned that singer Robert Smith, current frontman of The Cure…
Mark J. Shady
Mar 25
Action director apologizes for movie scene without guns or explosions
Action director apologizes for movie scene without guns or explosions
Matt Walsh
Mar 25
Are We Dating? Or Are We Just Hooking Up?
Are We Dating? Or Are We Just Hooking Up?
It’s hard to tell sometimes — here’s a guide
Christine Stevens
Mar 24
I Was Embarrassed at CVS
I Was Embarrassed at CVS
I had a question but found out too late I didn’t know how to ask it
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 24
Woman Eats Own Liver on Transatlantic Flight in Protest Against Lack of Decent Meal Options
Woman Eats Own Liver on Transatlantic Flight in Protest Against Lack of Decent Meal Options
“There was nothing else I could eat,” she claimed
Philip Ogley
Mar 24
A Day In The Life Of Positive Affirmations With Me
A Day In The Life Of Positive Affirmations With Me
I thrive because I tell myself I am thriving, even when nothing is
Maria Garcia
Mar 24
The Tattoos You Can’t Unsee
The Tattoos You Can’t Unsee
Senior women in the public locker room
Sharon Johnson
Mar 24
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