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How To Flirt
How To Flirt
One of the few things I am any good at.
Christine's Adventures
Apr 24
Donald Trump Planted Fake News Stories To Attack His Opponents
Donald Trump Planted Fake News Stories To Attack His Opponents
Then he began crying fake news as a response to any criticism
Christine Stevens
Apr 24
Make America Grift Again
Make America Grift Again
Drumpf makes GOP candidates his new cash crop
Phillip T Stephens
Apr 24
Only One in A Thousand People Can Solve This Brain Teaser
Only One in A Thousand People Can Solve This Brain Teaser
Some people can stare at it for hours and hours and never get anywhere.
Christine Stevens
Apr 24
Thursday Sermon
Thursday Sermon
Scientists: How To Evacuate The Bowels In Your Brain
Clem Samson
Apr 24
Simple DIY Projects With Your Ex’s Stuff
Simple DIY Projects With Your Ex’s Stuff
Crafty, creative, and a teensy bit of rage-filled ways to improve your home and life now that he’s gone
Jennifer Haubrich
Apr 23
Product recall notification [Hermit-crab]
Product recall notification [Hermit-crab]
Other potentially affected products: Penny’s Own Self-Esteem, Penny’s Own Bank Balance, Penny’s Own Faith in Humanity…
dan brotzel
Apr 23
Yakov would always bring binoculars when visiting the nude beaches in New Jersey.
Yakov would always bring binoculars when visiting the nude beaches in New Jersey.
Personally, I don’t think public masturbation is so bad. As long as the masturbator is polite and cleans up, where’s the harm?
Royal Alvis
Apr 23
Confessions of a Crisis Actor
Confessions of a Crisis Actor
It’s only a conspiracy if you’re blind to the truth, libtard
dan brotzel
Apr 23
How to least expect it ?
How to least expect it ?
Because good things happen when you least expect it
Viraja Teggihal
Apr 23
How an 18th-Century Writer Convinced me not to vote for Donald Trump
How an 18th-Century Writer Convinced me not to vote for Donald Trump
Like I needed convincing …
David Harper
Apr 23
Mixology for the doomed. 12 cocktails for the world’s demise.
Mixology for the doomed. 12 cocktails for the world’s demise.
Ready to expire in style? Here are your apocalypse-appropriate cocktails for a world beset by climate change, endless wars, deadly viruses…
Matt Walsh
Apr 23
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Three
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Three
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 23
Is Your Five-Year-Old Daughter A Racist?
Is Your Five-Year-Old Daughter A Racist?
And even if she is, do we need to spoil her childhood by pointing it out to her in our schools?
Christine Stevens
Apr 22
Thursday Sermon
Thursday Sermon
Scientists Discover: The Brain Is Actually A Colon Filled With Cognitive Caca
Clem Samson
Apr 22
Cicadas Cancel Mass Invasion
Cicadas Cancel Mass Invasion
They took one look at the shitstorm above ground and went back
K. B. Cottrill
Apr 22
Mesmerizing: The Art Of Bringing Readers to Peruse Just For Pleasure!
Mesmerizing: The Art Of Bringing Readers to Peruse Just For Pleasure!
Comedy And The Modus Operandi
Dr. E.R. Báez
Apr 22
Our Special Words For Things
Our Special Words For Things
‘Mouth-to-mouth: The practice of blowing through the tiny holes in the dishwasher blade, to remove a stubborn bit of egg or congealed…
dan brotzel
Apr 22
“Trumpeteer” Anybody?
“Trumpeteer” Anybody?
Pending submission to Urban Dictionary
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 22
My 71-Year-Old Mother Wrote a Kink-Positive Adult Children’s Book For Gay Men
My 71-Year-Old Mother Wrote a Kink-Positive Adult Children’s Book For Gay Men
I wish I were kidding.
Joe Bee
Apr 22
We Can’t Have A Rock Going Up Roosevelt’s Nose.
We Can’t Have A Rock Going Up Roosevelt’s Nose.
A parable about politics.
Robert Cormack
Apr 22
Mob Rules! (the sequel)
Mob Rules! (the sequel)
Picture goes wavy and we’re back in the past….
Fatchecker
Apr 22
Scientists: Clem Samson Is Not A Scientist, He’s A Humorist
Scientists: Clem Samson Is Not A Scientist, He’s A Humorist
Which is why he is the perfect person to deliver these uncomfortable truths.
Clem Samson
Apr 21
A Crowd Weary Boy
A Crowd Weary Boy
How the first day of school set the tone.
Kyle Wells
Apr 21
Travel and Investment Lessons 101
Travel and Investment Lessons 101
Hack to Save Money!
Chaithra Mailankody
Apr 21
Pickup Lines Plucked From the Headlines
Pickup Lines Plucked From the Headlines
When we’re feeling down, why not pick someone up?
Monica G
Apr 21
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Two
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Two
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 21
Ten rules to making a K-Drama.
Ten rules to making a K-Drama.
Like your favourite kimchi, the following rules are very spicy and should be taken with a gallon of salt.
The Bookworm Turns
Apr 21
Top Reasons Trump Fell Asleep
Top Reasons Trump Fell Asleep
Even Though His Freedom Was On The Line
David Volk
Apr 21
Arizonans Brace For Abstenance
Arizonans Brace For Abstenance
Both sexes must take matters in hand
Christopher Holdroyd
Apr 21
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