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    Our House Is A Portal To an Enchanted World And It’s Destroying Our Family

    Our House Is A Portal To an Enchanted World And It’s Destroying Our...

    Narnia’s great, but where am I supposed to put my shirts?
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    Patrick Metzger
    Aug 7
    Simmering Threats of Violence Dominate GOP Circles Over FBI Mar-a-Lago ‘Raid’

    Simmering Threats of Violence Dominate GOP Circles Over FBI Mar-a-L...

    While the FBI’s down there, they might wanna check if there’s any of his old tax returns laying around
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    Johnny Robish
    Aug 9
    My Daughter’s Clothes- Piles of Them

    My Daughter’s Clothes- Piles of Them

    From infancy to adulthood, my daughter’s clothes tell me who she is
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    Martha Manning, Ph.D.
    Aug 6
    Is Renting An Airbnb Better Than Staying In A Hotel?

    Is Renting An Airbnb Better Than Staying In A Hotel?

    It’s a crap shoot. But these Airbnb hacks can help ensure a positive experience
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    Christine Stevens
    Aug 11
    My Teenage Son And His Girlfriend Worked As Housekeepers At A Hotel

    My Teenage Son And His Girlfriend Worked As Housekeepers At A Hotel

    Here are some things you might want to know about their experiences
    Go to the profile of Ruby Lee
    Ruby Lee
    Aug 10
    Adjustments I’m Making to Getting Old

    Adjustments I’m Making to Getting Old

    With age comes a different perspective.
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    Larrylambert
    Aug 5
    FUNNY STUFF
    The Loch Ness Alpaca

    The Loch Ness Alpaca

    Everyone’s busy. It’s tough to keep up with everything that’s going on in the world. A quick recap. War, flooding, fire, growing resistance…
    Go to the profile of Billy Maguire
    Billy Maguire
    Aug 13
    Get a Second Opinion: Yours

    Get a Second Opinion: Yours

    Dicey dental procedure averted (for now)
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Aug 13
    Local Politician Swallows A Bee During Live Speech

    Local Politician Swallows A Bee During Live Speech

    The endangered insect flew into the mouth of Canadian politician Doug Ford while he was giving a press conference today
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    Greta Dias
    Aug 13

    Novelty Ice Creams In a Post- Choco Taco World

    Mint Chocolate Chips and Salsa — Bluebell
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    John Sandbach
    Aug 13
    Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Articles of Impeachment Against Merrick Garland

    Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Articles of Impeachment Against Merrick Garland

    Now, what was that penalty for stealing nuclear secrets again? Asking for Ethel and Julius Rosenberg.
    Go to the profile of Johnny Robish
    Johnny Robish
    Aug 12
    Advice for Medium Writers

    Advice for Medium Writers

    Another year over…
    Go to the profile of Jack S
    Jack S
    Aug 12
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