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Fetuses As Safe as School Kids
Fetuses As Safe as School Kids
Huckabee Sanders changes GOP focus to “unconceived”
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 27
After Money Ends
After Money Ends
Inflation is going wild. Money is coming to an end. And when money as we know it ends, I know what my money will be. My money at that point…
Joe Camerota
Jun 27
Viva Las Vegas: The Latest Casinos Will Blow Your Mind!
Viva Las Vegas: The Latest Casinos Will Blow Your Mind!
Ready for a visit to Sin City? You won’t believe all the amazing new properties that popped up here during the pandemic:
C L Smith
Jun 27
Family Camp 17
Family Camp 17
It turns out that you can have too much fun
David Martin
Jun 27
A Beginner’s Guide To Joining The Gym
A Beginner’s Guide To Joining The Gym
A place for beautiful people to stare at other beautiful people
Adam Robinson
Jun 27
The Painful Lessons We’ve Learned So Far
The Painful Lessons We’ve Learned So Far
Bend Over, The Republicans Want To Drive Again.
David Volk
Jun 27
WTF SCOTUS, You’ve Lost Yer Fuckin’ Minds!
WTF SCOTUS, You’ve Lost Yer Fuckin’ Minds!
Posted at first around Thanksgiving
Terry Trueman
Jun 27
SCOTUS Shocks Critics With Progressive Agenda for Next Term
SCOTUS Shocks Critics With Progressive Agenda for Next Term
Leaked memo reveals Justices are furious at accusations they are behind the times
K. B. Cottrill
Jun 27
Moving From Room to Room
Moving From Room to Room
RL moments
Terry Trueman
Jun 27
3 Short Silly Stories for Summertime
3 Short Silly Stories for Summertime
SPF 100, please!
Kristen Stark
Jun 27
I’m the Rotting Banana You Wanted for Banana Bread, And You Really Screwed Me Over
I’m the Rotting Banana You Wanted for Banana Bread, And You Really Screwed Me Over
Unmet Expectations and Produce Expirations
Matthew Grimminck
Jun 27
I Was The Maintenance Man Who Survived The Titanic
I Was The Maintenance Man Who Survived The Titanic
Imagine this: The Boiler Room split open line a pinata
Anthony Robert
Jun 27
Well, Slap My Chicken
Well, Slap My Chicken
“If you slap a chicken 8000 times, it cooks itself,” Denise tells Tara, And so I look it up, because I know my A-level physics, And I’ve…
Mike Hickman
Jun 27
Through the infinite hallway.
Through the infinite hallway.
Adventures in Scrabble Game Night.
Eric Filipkowski
Jun 27
I May Not Have a Penis, But I Do Have The Cure For Erectile Dysfunction
I May Not Have a Penis, But I Do Have The Cure For Erectile Dysfunction
Untried and untested — perfect for public consumption!
Caitlin Andrews
Jun 27
Hear Me Out: Let’s Extend Pride Month Instead of Celebrating the 4th of July
Hear Me Out: Let’s Extend Pride Month Instead of Celebrating the 4th of July
Land of the queer > land of the “free”
Rachel Marsh
Jun 26
Breaking: U.S. Supreme Court Votes to Ban Itself
Breaking: U.S. Supreme Court Votes to Ban Itself
Frenzy of Bans & Restrictions Lead to Self-Imposed Elimination
Rich Taylor
Jun 26
What If Classic Rock Had To Be Politically Correct?
What If Classic Rock Had To Be Politically Correct?
Makes you wonder what would’ve happened to these popular hits:
C L Smith
Jun 26
Math Problems for Today’s World
Math Problems for Today’s World
Finally, math you can use.
Larrylambert
Jun 26
A Lesson to My Daughter From the Supreme Court
A Lesson to My Daughter From the Supreme Court
The only thing that stops a bad guy about to cum is a good girl with a gun.
Andrew Cheng
Jun 26
Honest Review Of Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Hey, Mike? — What is the deal?
Michele
Jun 26
The Born Again Chicken Salesman
The Born Again Chicken Salesman
Who’s also a crazy tailback running for the senate
Mark Tulin
Jun 26
Precarious Balancing Act: Moot!
Precarious Balancing Act: Moot!
Another example of why I’m glad to be on Medium
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 26
Top 10 Rights Clarence Thomas Wants to Take Away Next
Top 10 Rights Clarence Thomas Wants to Take Away Next
You thought the Supreme Court was here to PROTECT your rights? WRONG!
Jeffrey Harvey
Jun 25
Brett Kavanaugh to throw “giant kegger” to celebrate overturning Roe v. Wade
Brett Kavanaugh to throw “giant kegger” to celebrate overturning Roe v. Wade
Anti-abortion activists are celebrating the Supreme Court’s ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Health Organization, which overturned…
Jeff Cahlon
Jun 25
Russian Orthodox Church Leader Injured Slipping On Holy Water
Russian Orthodox Church Leader Injured Slipping On Holy Water
Perhaps Patriarch Kiril should consider switching to Voss bottled water?
Johnny Robish
Jun 25
Things You Didn’t Know About the Andy Griffith Show
It really was a different time.
Larrylambert
Jun 25
Well, since you asked…
Well, since you asked…
Revisiting the historic 2008 election in a 2022 atmosphere.
Richard William Smith
Jun 25
Poor Little Daisy
Poor Little Daisy
A leetle short story
Jack S
Jun 25
Was Jesus The World’s First Adman?
Was Jesus The World’s First Adman?
The basis of every great advertisement is a credible promise
Philip Ogley
Jun 25
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