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Sydney Sweeney Is Pretty
Sydney Sweeney Is Pretty
And is a great actress
Christine Stevens
Apr 17
Scientists: Psychology Is Not Very Scientific
Scientists: Psychology Is Not Very Scientific
So what the hell is your therapist talking about exactly?
Clem Samson
Apr 17
The Audaciousness of Positivity
The Audaciousness of Positivity
Who do these people think they are?
Kyle Wells
Apr 17
Listing To Port [Hermit-crab fiction]
Listing To Port [Hermit-crab fiction]
‘Blueberries, raspberries etc. Milk. Condoms. Furry handcuffs?? Polyfilla.’
dan brotzel
Apr 17
Color Me Gone
Color Me Gone
Till I see you again
Spyder Darling
Apr 17
Fortune Cookie Theatre
Fortune Cookie Theatre
All captions are from fortune cookies collected after dining in San Francisco
James S. Baker
Apr 17
Golfing With Grandma
Golfing With Grandma
It could be the experience of a lifetime.
Quentin Plume
Apr 17
Scientists: You Are An Ape
Scientists: You Are An Ape
No wonder your room is such a mess!
Clem Samson
Apr 16
Your Stuffed Animal Fails to Emotionally Support Me
The yowling started shortly after I folded myself into seat 6C on the Southwest flight from Washington, D.C., to Chicago. It was coming…
Greg Schwem
Apr 16
Active And Passive Voice [Hermit-crab fiction]
Active And Passive Voice [Hermit-crab fiction]
‘If the doer is known as the agent, the recipient of the action is known as the patient. And by god, she had been.’
dan brotzel
Apr 16
Why, A.I.?
Why, A.I.?
Will you ever die?
Brian Theobald
Apr 16
Man Asks Female Friends for Advice On Dating Profile, Makes Shocking Discovery
Man Asks Female Friends for Advice On Dating Profile, Makes Shocking Discovery
DAYTON, OH — A local man in Dayton, Ohio, is shocked after asking his female friends for advice about his dating profile.
Phoebe Soemers
Apr 16
Clever Ways To Gatekeep Your Wardrobe
Clever Ways To Gatekeep Your Wardrobe
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
Yina
Apr 16
What the Mirror Wants
What the Mirror Wants
“What’s wrong with me? Do I even exist?”
John K Adams
Apr 16
Feedback Sandwich
Feedback Sandwich
Extra reverb, hold the mayo
Spyder Darling
Apr 16
I’m A Love Fraud Matchmaker
I’m A Love Fraud Matchmaker
in the Land of Cyber Scams
Mike Player
Apr 16
“Day of a Man With a Family” — A Short Story by Milton Besser
“Day of a Man With a Family” — A Short Story by Milton Besser
Part Two
Speaking Fiction To Power
Apr 16
Trump Whines Judge’s Ruling Means He Can’t Attend Barron’s Graduation
Trump Whines Judge’s Ruling Means He Can’t Attend Barron’s Graduation
Of course, he could always plead guilty and this trial would be over quickly.
Johnny Robish
Apr 15
Scientists: Your Sole Purpose Is Reproduction
Scientists: Your Sole Purpose Is Reproduction
Don’t try to look for more meaning than that
Clem Samson
Apr 15
A Blessed Epiphany
A Blessed Epiphany
Once there was a young man, who tried to install a light switch, but he made a mistake with the wiring, and the switch exploded in his…
Royal Alvis
Apr 15
Dublin: Off the beaten (up) track.
Dublin: Off the beaten (up) track.
A true story.
The Bookworm Turns
Apr 15
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Nine
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Nine
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 15
Having My Car Passed Over by Thieves Is A Personal Insult
Having My Car Passed Over by Thieves Is A Personal Insult
Fear of Being Left Out Inspires Entrepreneurship
Stuart Grant
Apr 15
I should be Sleeping, I Need to be Up in 5 Hours
I should be Sleeping, I Need to be Up in 5 Hours
Cliché ramblings of a guy who should be asleep
Rick Par
Apr 15
Mazel Tov, The Silly Piggy
Mazel Tov, The Silly Piggy
More than just an allegory about our sorry state of national affairs
Quentin Plume
Apr 15
I’ve Never Been Shot, but a Toddler Stepped on my Profiterole
I’ve Never Been Shot, but a Toddler Stepped on my Profiterole
For years I’ve had an injured back. Every few months I’ll strike a (yoga) pose or reach across my desk for a paper clip and — bang. Now, I…
Seth A Kaplan
Apr 14
Job Interview Cheat Sheet
Job Interview Cheat Sheet
Amazing advice from some bloke you’ve never met (and never will) on Linked In!
Mike Hickman
Apr 14
Joe Biden Called My Husband On My iPhone
Joe Biden Called My Husband On My iPhone
And other moments with famous people
Emmi S. Herman
Apr 14
Get Ready Medium Readers: You’ll Soon Be Required to Take an Exam After Reading
Get Ready Medium Readers: You’ll Soon Be Required to Take an Exam After Reading
A solution for non-reading runners
Deborah Camp
Apr 14
Our AI Is Totally Safe and Will Only Be Used as our Eccentric Billionaire CEO Intends
Our AI Is Totally Safe and Will Only Be Used as our Eccentric Billionaire CEO Intends
It’s not the end of the world, just the start of his.
Karl Lykken
Apr 14
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