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    Was Jesus The World’s First Adman?

    Was Jesus The World’s First Adman?

    The basis of every great advertisement is a credible promise
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    Philip Ogley
    Jun 25
    Women Turn To Blackface To Get Legal Abortions Through Police Brutality

    Women Turn To Blackface To Get Legal Abortions Through Police Brutality

    Modern problems require modern solutions
    Go to the profile of Ellie Salvaje
    Ellie Salvaje
    Jun 25
    Crazy Old Man Wants Your Birth Control

    Crazy Old Man Wants Your Birth Control

    Clarence “Condom” Thomas has a get-rich-quick scheme
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Jun 25
    Breaking: Supreme Court Classifies Liberal Thinking As Pornography

    Breaking: Supreme Court Classifies Liberal Thinking As Pornography

    Bans future publishing of NY Times and Washington Post
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    Jun 25
    How To Not Be A Narcissist

    How To Not Be A Narcissist

    It is not as tough as you think. You just gotta do it.
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    Pretheesh Presannan
    Jun 25
    A Loose Explanation of Philosophy From an Undergrad Who Hasn’t Studied All Year

    A Loose Explanation of Philosophy From an Undergrad Who Hasn’t Studied All Year

    Nietzsche’s a sauce, isn’t it? Like Szechuan?
    Go to the profile of Caitlin Andrews
    Caitlin Andrews
    Jun 25
    What the Toothbrush has been through

    What the Toothbrush has been through

    Fishermen do not tell all the stories from the sea
    Go to the profile of Obinna Uruakpa
    Obinna Uruakpa
    Jun 25
    Abortion Is Not the Issue

    Abortion Is Not the Issue

    And if yer too fuckin’ dumb to see that, please don’t read on
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Jun 25
    Laundry Day

    Laundry Day

    I have three piles of laundry; a dirty pile, clean pile and a mystery pile.
    Go to the profile of Midi O'Rourke
    Midi O'Rourke
    Jun 25
    Time-honored conversation topics for that upcoming college reunion

    Time-honored conversation topics for that upcoming college reunion

    Go to the profile of Matt Razzano
    Matt Razzano
    Jun 24
    Bad News on the Business Front

    Bad News on the Business Front

    Young entrepreneur gets a reality check
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Jun 24
    3 More Thoughts

    3 More Thoughts

    Thought 1: We live in a somewhat posh suburb; luck, I guess. Just walked our dog and passed a Land Rover idling with the engine on, 3 moms…
    Go to the profile of Tom Deisboeck
    Tom Deisboeck
    Jun 24
    Will Smith to be exchanged

    Will Smith to be exchanged

    COMING SOON
    Go to the profile of Mark Eric Cohen
    Mark Eric Cohen
    Jun 24
    Man Starves Himself Scouring The Internet For $10 Grocery Coupon

    Man Starves Himself Scouring The Internet For $10 Grocery Coupon

    At the end of the day, he was getting the winner. He was getting a huge deal.
    Go to the profile of Ryan Fan
    Ryan Fan
    Jun 24
    Quiz: Are You Tom Petty’s American Girl, Mitski’s Your Best American Girl, or an American Girl Doll?

    Quiz: Are You Tom Petty’s American Girl, Mitski’s Your Best American Girl, or an American Girl Doll?

    Make it last all night, or not
    Go to the profile of Jessica F. Lillian
    Jessica F. Lillian
    Jun 24
    Why You Remind Me of Food

    Why You Remind Me of Food

    It not me, it’s you
    Go to the profile of Kristine Laco
    Kristine Laco
    Jun 24
    So You Want to Move to America

    So You Want to Move to America

    Prepare for hell.
    Go to the profile of Ryan Redmond
    Ryan Redmond
    Jun 24
    Hey Women, shut-up, get in the kitchen and cook me up some respect

    Hey Women, shut-up, get in the kitchen and cook me up some respect

    Today SCOTUS decided that Roe Vs Wade is done!
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Jun 24
    Do You Have Resting Bitch Face?

    Do You Have Resting Bitch Face?

    Top three warning signs
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Jun 24
    A Tale Of The Most Vicious Dog In The Neighborhood.

    A Tale Of The Most Vicious Dog In The Neighborhood.

    Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Jun 24
    Kangaroos Are Creepy Mammal Monsters

    Kangaroos Are Creepy Mammal Monsters

    What makes them so freaky?
    Go to the profile of Nadja Scarlett
    Nadja Scarlett
    Jun 24
    Childfree Lady Dies in Unicycle Accident

    Childfree Lady Dies in Unicycle Accident

    Frivolous hobby addiction is killing millions of white women every year, but there is a cure
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Jun 24
    Texas GOP Announces 2023 Secession

    Texas GOP Announces 2023 Secession

    Promises even more crazy shit to follow
    Go to the profile of Phillip T Stephens
    Phillip T Stephens
    Jun 23
    Things You Didn’t Know About Mr. T

    Things You Didn’t Know About Mr. T

    He still looks formidable at 70.
    Go to the profile of Larrylambert
    Larrylambert
    Jun 23
    White House Releases Prototype Of Biden’s Official White House Portrait

    White House Releases Prototype Of Biden’s Official White House Portrait

    “At this point we don’t see any way to avoid it,” said Karine Jean-Pierre, White House press secretary
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    Jun 23
    8 Profoundly Profane Personal Tales

    8 Profoundly Profane Personal Tales

    Oh, and please pardon my French
    Go to the profile of Brooke Ramey Nelson
    Brooke Ramey Nelson
    Jun 23
    How To Rock Your Google Exit Interview

    How To Rock Your Google Exit Interview

    The first step to rocking your Google Exit Interview is getting hired by Google in the first place. This is so simple and easy to…
    Go to the profile of C L Smith
    C L Smith
    Jun 23
    A Large Dose Of Humor

    A Large Dose Of Humor

    You need it in order to survive in this world
    Go to the profile of Ranjan Vee
    Ranjan Vee
    Jun 23
    How To Tell When Things Aren’t Quite Right

    How To Tell When Things Aren’t Quite Right

    Who Are You Gonna Believe? Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Jun 23
    A Bad Relationship

    A Bad Relationship

    Breaking-up, The Greater Length of Time after, the Greater the Relief
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Jun 23
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