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Scientists: We Still Practice Human Sacrifice
Scientists: We Still Practice Human Sacrifice
Because we are a barbaric, superstitious and absurd culture which needs a radical rethinking of values
Clem Samson
Sep 28
My Fear of Dying In Walmart
My Fear of Dying In Walmart
Just bury me in the Tomb of the Unknown Walmart Shopper.
Carole Olsen
Sep 28
Absinthe of Malice
Absinthe of Malice
Down, but not out, somewhere in Paris
Spyder Darling
Sep 28
5 Reasons Shower Sex Isn’t Sexy
5 Reasons Shower Sex Isn’t Sexy
(But we’ll keep trying to make it work)
Christine Stevens
Sep 28
Between Girlfriends and a Plan to Get Laid
Between Girlfriends and a Plan to Get Laid
Putting two and two together in a humorous way
Mark Ewbie
Sep 28
Just So I Can Sleep
Just So I Can Sleep
I need an olde time remedy or two…
Spyder Darling
Sep 28
An Open Letter From Generative AI
An Open Letter From Generative AI
I don’t pity you
Shaqib Akram
Sep 28
Two Dogs Barfed, but I Was Saved From Jumping to the Dock
Two Dogs Barfed, but I Was Saved From Jumping to the Dock
A true Mariner’s tale
Ida Adams
Sep 28
Women, What Do You Really Want?
Women, What Do You Really Want?
How about two out of three
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 27
Thank You for Flying Titanic Airlines
Thank You for Flying Titanic Airlines
Taking Air Travel to Uncharted Waters
Allen R Smith
Sep 27
Town Hall For the American Corporate Pig
Town Hall For the American Corporate Pig
Oink, oink my little worker!
Rebecca Silver
Sep 27
Be creative with this article. *Need Commenting*
Be creative with this article. *Need Commenting*
Disclaimer- Open this article only if you want to write.
Nutan Poonia
Sep 27
Scientists: The Human Soul Is A Quaint Superstition
Scientists: The Human Soul Is A Quaint Superstition
Death is the end of the individual and a merging with the Big Kahuna — being itself.
Clem Samson
Sep 26
Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…
Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…
What is a 27-year-old doing playing college football and hitting on wannabe sorority sisters?
Simon Black
Sep 26
Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Shiver your timbers with these fifty puns o’ fun!
Spyder Darling
Sep 26
Warning: May Cause Cardiac Arrest
Warning: May Cause Cardiac Arrest
Do you really want to read that Echocardiogram Report?
FranMorelandJohns
Sep 26
GOP Congressman in Hot Water Again for Post Blaming Asian Dry Cleaner for “Ruining White Hood and…
GOP Congressman in Hot Water Again for Post Blaming Asian Dry Cleaner for “Ruining White Hood and…
Just hours after deleting a social media post calling Haitian immigrants “thugs” and “slapstick gangsters,” Republican Congressman Clay…
Rich Taylor
Sep 26
A Nervous Barber Puts Me On The Cutting Edge
A Nervous Barber Puts Me On The Cutting Edge
I Navigate Jitters, Clippers and Unexpected Style Twists
David Volk
Sep 26
The Killmore Girls!
The Killmore Girls!
A new streaming sensation coming soon to any service stupid enough to pay for this dumb idea!
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Sep 26
Lesser Known Celebrities on Diddy’s Infamous Party List
Lesser Known Celebrities on Diddy’s Infamous Party List
Leonardo, Jay-Z, and Beyonce might be in hot water, but here are a few you haven’t heard about in the headlines.
Joe Bee
Sep 26
The World Is Already At War
The World Is Already At War
It’s 1939 all over again — complete with the denial.
Clem Samson
Sep 25
Seven Things I Hate About Being Hot
Seven Things I Hate About Being Hot
“What a pity to be pretty.”
Christine Stevens
Sep 25
Scientists: You Will Have No Memories After You Die
Scientists: You Will Have No Memories After You Die
Even if there is an “immortal soul”, its amnesia will be far more severe than an Alzheimer’s patient’s
Clem Samson
Sep 25
Top Rotten Tomato Critics Review Popular TikToks
Top Rotten Tomato Critics Review Popular TikToks
You’re going to want to see this
Tyagarajan Sundaresan
Sep 25
The Holiday Plague
The Holiday Plague
I come to bury the overseas holiday, not to praise it. Henceforth, our passports will be used strictly for business purposes and our…
Tom Joyce
Sep 25
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 129
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 129
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 25
Show Me State Shows How They Can Kill A Black Man For The Sake Of It
Show Me State Shows How They Can Kill A Black Man For The Sake Of It
Missouri Republicans & Conservative Supreme Court shrug their pro-life stance away for executions.
Dan Dore
Sep 25
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness And I’m Not Kidding
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness And I’m Not Kidding
This key insight makes a life of extreme joy not just possible but inevitable
Clem Samson
Sep 24
In Defense Of Scrolling
In Defense Of Scrolling
Stop scrolling and read this!
Paul Maglione
Sep 24
Please Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki Page
Please Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki Page
Fellow Rangoheads, we need to talk.
r.j. kushner
Sep 24
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