The Haven

Journo. Oh, is that a protege teenage journalist who finds out she’s pregnant.

Your favorite gym welcomes you back

“You can’t fire me; I quit” says the newly-named Super Planet

Sponsored by the Think of the Children Party, USA

I’ve noticed a strange phenomenon in the way Medium counts readership.

So I’ll let this one do my talking about Trump

These are my powers and I promise to use them wisely.

Sometimes shortcuts let us down.

How to get rid of a husband (for a few hours)

Sleepy-eyed, he’ll mutter, “thank you for shopping,” and you’ll leave, knowing damn well he didn’t mean it.

Courtesy of Fox News.* And no, gun control did not make it on the list.

lifestyle humor and break room banter: what does it say about you?

In the aftermath of another uniquely American tragedy, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) took to the well of the United States…

Where Thoughts And Prayers, Antifa nd Critical Race Theory All Sound Important, But Mean Absolutely Nothing.

Some ways are harder to detect than others.

That explains all this gun violence — of course!

It comes in green for only $20000000000 extra…

Ah, blood-sucking billionaires. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live with ’em.

The Vote for a Song for the Plebs to Sing Together to Celebrate Her Maj’s Jubilee Produces a Song That Has Fuck All to Do With Anything —…

Can be an illusive matter . . .

Because we all need inspiration to lead us to the lives we seek

The craft appeared without warning and was gone in a flash.

The common cold vs humanity

There were two options

Okay, a while back you went out with a few girlfriends, got hammered, and a month later you found out you got your eggs frozen.

Pick-up attempt with a twist

Fertilized eggs should get a say in the matter — so I speak for them

Until then these “silent films” will forever be missing something

Why, actions like these are almost enough to make Susan Collins doubt their motives

Abbott pushes fetal gun rights in aftermath