The Haven

Reminded of facts and the law daily, inconveniences the Trump administration.

Every human body needs water, so why not get filthy rich selling it?

Even when it doesn’t want to

Thinking especially about the phlegm factor here.

‘No matter how charming you are, you can’t expect your friends to put up with it forever.’

Elizabeth Kubler-Ross would probably agree.

Just how much space debris is out there, and what can we done about it?

Piper answers dogs’ questions about the weird things their humans do.

by David August

(Number 5 is shocking!)

Calls “so-called Natives” America’s largest invasion force

Despite my best efforts, my life is dominated by “shoulds”. I should take a walk; I should exercise more; I should do yoga… All of these…

She had a big nose and a huge bottom–two traits I find irresistible.

Helena, Montana has a unique form of parade on the first week of May each year. It is the Vigilante Day Parade.

Can I say fuck more than once?

There are criminals. And then there are the criminally annoying.

How to gain a house and lose ten pounds

the good ole daze

Hopefully my first of many

My descent into the blue-vested underworld of Walmart greeter boot camp

So why don’t you?

Is the character of someone that chooses teaching as a profession also good in a marriage?

Why isn’t your consciousness expanding with it?

Baby Boom Moonshot™ Bails Out Patriotic Male Virgins

Sometimes, silence speaks louder than shouts

Peter Navarro’s Yellow Fever results in Minions Getting Shafted

Group Leader: ….OK gents, let’s talk about how we, as men, can help smash the patriarchy.

RHAPSODY: THE DELUGE THAT WANTS YOU BACK

Because nothing says ‘ignore the corruption’ like a well-timed hug on live TV.