The Haven

The key is double entendre

Sometimes the forecasts are wrong

Bedding a sophisticated Parisian puts me in the holiday spirit at last!

Liberation is easy — it’s only six simple steps away!

Putting the new place in order, one way or another

Fools of a Crook

You merely adopted the movies. I was born in it, molded by online Harry Potter roleplay forums. I didn’t see the sunlight until I had…

Fifteen rules to keep from going from man to “manimal”

You’ll be ready for the sweet release of death either way

Not that anyone of my 49 followers had noticed but I haven’t written, much less published anything in months — and it’s not as much to…

Writing expert gives four secrets to explaining one’s lunacy more effectively.

Only psychopaths are immune to anxiety

And the winner is…

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ — Larry, the smirking baby angel (a.k.a. a putto) that’s smoking on the cover of Van Halen’s classic album 1984, has…

People who find the hidden message in this image are smarter than most.

I stand on the shoulders of giants (even though they were at most like 5'9)

Fools rush in, but I rush in and lock the door behind me.

People can’t escape fast enough!

Finally — The End of a Long ago rejected TV script

But Only If Car Your Battery Is Charged.

Sharks have a PR problem

Pretend you have to use the bathroom. Sit and relax for a few minutes. I give you permission.

After all these years

Iowa. Despite having no copy of the Roman Rituals or anything else in the long Catholic tradition of expelling the ferocious entities that…

I've thought about it too…

God help us, everyone

This year, I’m making my list and checking it twice.

Small victories in a planned-obsolescence world

They’re going to be upset about it, but I don’t care.

I gave the restaurant a five star rating on Yelp