The Haven

First Rule of Post-Ego Club — There is No Post-Ego Club

You know, before she’s dead.

“We regret to inform you…”

Situation Overstate

A continuation of a long ago rejected TV script

Out of the mouths of babes

Is it really like stuffing a sleeping bag into a sack?

Burns promises to set hounds on enemies of commerce

All you have to do is click on them!

Global Pub Brawl Edition

Dear Lord, thank you for telling me

“Separated” couple to reunite? Wife says yes … eventually

It’s all over but the shredding

A Short Story

I immediately noticed the difference on Tinder. I had ten times more matches than usual. And more than twenty men had superliked me.

Christmas isn’t cancelled but Santa could be…

The human ego is the loneliest structure in the entire universe

For the holiday season

It’s not medically recognized yet but it’s a niche dementia

Or men, for that matter.

The extravagance of Presidential elections

When Your Dog Needs a Lesson in Consent

Microfeminism brought on his spectacular demise

1. Don’t bring up Infinite Jest. Just don’t. Look, we’ve all claimed to have read it. And if you actually have read it — including the…

I think I can, I think I can, oh no, I can’t

(My model predicts with 99.9% accuracy.)

Oops, That’s on Us

“What kind of world are we living in?”

When It’s Worth $100.

What a difference a word makes: I almost started a rumor!