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How Big A “Chick” Should Be, lol
How Big A “Chick” Should Be, lol
I measured my partner’s penis and was surprised by this, lol
Christine
Jan 25
Greenland Prepares Its Defenses
Greenland Prepares Its Defenses
Winter is coming
Glenn M Stewart
Jan 25
Mark Zuckerberg… a conspicuous advocate for Silicon Valleys
Mark Zuckerberg… a conspicuous advocate for Silicon Valleys
For Mark, attending the Inauguration wasn’t a complete above-the-waist of time.
Christopher Holdroyd
Jan 25
Elon Musk Unveils New Tesla Cyberstroller
Elon Musk Unveils New Tesla Cyberstroller
So much for your baby’s college fund
John Corten
Jan 25
25 Things I Shouldn’t Have Said In England
25 Things I Shouldn’t Have Said In England
“It’s illegal to defame the monarchy…does a thumbs-down count?”
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jan 25
Who Are You Going To Believe?
Who Are You Going To Believe?
Yes, These Are The Droids You’re Looking For And Elon Is a Nazi.
David Volk
Jan 25
Real Life Woman on Date Seething Watching Movie Woman And Date Enter Through Restaurant Kitchen
Real Life Woman on Date Seething Watching Movie Woman And Date Enter Through Restaurant Kitchen
SALEM, OR — Customers from inside the s’asseoir | dîner café Saturday evening had witnessed real life woman and preschool teacher, Ruth…
Mark J. Shady
Jan 24
Who Is Your Favorite Prostitute?
Who Is Your Favorite Prostitute?
Emma Stone might just take the cake in this new porno called Poor Things!
Christine Stevens
Jan 24
French Kissing.
French Kissing.
How do you know if your date is kissing or sucking the life out of you?
Robert Cormack
Jan 24
Scientists: The Difference Between Self Esteem and Ego
Scientists: The Difference Between Self Esteem and Ego
A great question from a new post-egoan
Clem Samson
Jan 24
Greenland — The World’s Worst Piece of Real Estate
Greenland — The World’s Worst Piece of Real Estate
Where Your Dreams Go to Freeze (and Die)
Scott Christenson🌴
Jan 24
I’m Happy No One is Starving in India Anymore
I’m Happy No One is Starving in India Anymore
But…jokes!?
Stuart Grant
Jan 24
The D.O.N.A.L.D. System
The D.O.N.A.L.D. System
Part of the best sitcom that doesn’t exist, but that’s what he wants you to think.
This, That & the Other Thing
Jan 24
Musk Dismisses Critics of Whites Only Water Fountain
New Controversy Erupts in Wake of Nazi Salute Kerfuffle
Rich Taylor
Jan 24
Trump Announces NewsMaxim, A Media ‘Merica News Site
Trump Announces NewsMaxim, A Media ‘Merica News Site
Only two genders, only good/bad binary, Only in A ‘Merica
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jan 24
Killing Me Softly With His Blog
Killing Me Softly With His Blog
Killing me softly…with his…blo uh-ah uh-ah-uh-ah-uh-og
Christine Stevens
Jan 23
Should Your Children Meet Your Dates?
Should Your Children Meet Your Dates?
With single and divorced parent households aplenty, this question poses a dilemma for many
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jan 23
I’m a TikFlop
From viral to dead in two weeks
Southside Dublin mom
Jan 23
The Perfect Trump Cabinet Appointee
The Perfect Trump Cabinet Appointee
Victor Newman of The Young & the Restless
Larry Lasday
Jan 23
Lay or Lie?
Lay or Lie?
I never remember.
Ryan Redmond
Jan 23
Save Bread On Bread By Making Bread
Save Bread On Bread By Making Bread
Because Trump Sure Won’t Do It.
David Volk
Jan 23
Save the Confessions for Church, Not My Email
Save the Confessions for Church, Not My Email
Which marketing consultant told you this was a good idea?
Chris Raymond
Jan 23
Age Test
Age Test
Count the number of statements that apply to you to find out if you are old.
Doug Hawley
Jan 23
Toronto Hipster Suddenly Claims To Have Always Enjoyed Cherry Blossoms
Toronto Hipster Suddenly Claims To Have Always Enjoyed Cherry Blossoms
As soon as Hershey Canada announced Monday that they were discontinuing production of “Cherry Blossoms,” the maraschino cherry-based milk…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
Jan 23
I’m Eating Raw Chicken Every Day For A Hundred Days
I’m Eating Raw Chicken Every Day For A Hundred Days
Day 65: I was trying to prove something but I forgot what it was
Christine Stevens
Jan 22
Scientists: We Are A Violent Species
Scientists: We Are A Violent Species
Don’t kid yourselves and don’t be a Pollyanna. Human beings are extremely aggressive.
Clem Samson
Jan 22
Fragile Eggs and Climbing Plants
Fragile Eggs and Climbing Plants
Revisiting Three Classic Fairy Tales with Scientific Clarity
Allen R Smith
Jan 22
Trump Announces Pardon for Everybody that Voted for Him
Trump Announces Pardon for Everybody that Voted for Him
Applauds “Patriotic Innocence”
Brian Throne
Jan 22
When You Consider the Alternatives, This Polar Vortex Really Isn’t So Bad
When You Consider the Alternatives, This Polar Vortex Really Isn’t So Bad
The recent California wildfires have restarted the “why would anybody live there?” conversation. These doomsday chats always seem to…
Greg Schwem
Jan 22
Marvel: Sure Our Franchise Went Bad, But So Did Your Family
Marvel: Sure Our Franchise Went Bad, But So Did Your Family
There’s been much talk recently of Marvel ruining all the good favor we once earned by releasing a cavalcade of mediocre films, diluting…
Chason Gordon
Jan 22
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