The Haven

RHAPSODY: THE DELUGE THAT WANTS YOU BACK

Because nothing says ‘ignore the corruption’ like a well-timed hug on live TV.

What you need to know before the hissing and the murder mittens come out

American taxpayers are on the hook for expensive modifications

True sagas from the SAG-AFTRA trenches

RHAPSODY: THE BATTLE THAT NEVER WAS

Finally, Europe wakes up

“Forget Don Juan. Can I get a private room for me and this gooseberry?”

1995. a full grown man by then. the other, a toddler if that. independent george, relationship george, and every george in between. hand in…

New and improved with dragons!

Try really, really, super hard to be “just friends”

I prefer a campfire.

RHAPSODY: THE WIND AND THE TREE

Get off Tinder and get off!

from my memory bank to counter the relentless negative news

Inviting Someone New into Your Bed?

How an Erotic Artist like me Ends Up Wrestling a Washing Machine at Midnight

Manatees ain’t got nuthin’ on this

Should buns be off-limits in the NFL?

Reflecting & Genuflecting on 2005.

I mangled, misquoted and never saw her again

Nobody’s going to tell you’re lousy, or a phony or not worth a banana.

Old fave Sean Spicer subs for Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.

A guide for exhausted women who would rather be dead than hear “Happy Friday Eve” one more time.

She gave it, then she sat down

“Do you know what Only Fans is?”

Don’t just say chicken.

The Real Reason It Took So Long To Choose A Pope.