The Haven

Apparently, lifting the trophy is easier than lifting the member list.

Mission Implausible

Learning to be proud of my real name, Scofjällstenskvist

Designer rock and roll by yours truly from New York City

Which is altogether a better thing than it seems

These poor Humpty Dumpties never saw it coming

First, come clean, America — you’re a junkie

(and she brought a federally funded ad campaign)

Really? An imagined response to my local neighborhood association that I shall make — if necessary

When College Life Collides with Bedroom Disappointment…

Before they were in people’s front yards, they were in men’s room stalls in Michigan bars.

Most Advice Is Just Fear in Disguise Dressed Up as Wisdom

Have fun while expanding your vocabulary

The Art of the Squeal: How Hurt Feelings Became Trade Policy

So let go of your fear and get “Jurass” in gear!

The air in Pear Inc.’s ‘Crystal Womb’ ideation space was a tactile sensory experience you could chew, if your jaw possessed the disruptive…

Have you tried being funny?

Why not? Shouldn’t we all be drinking life all the way down, down deep into our core, what some people call our soul?

The screenplay

The Prince of Darkness had several questions

As floodwaters swallowed Texas towns, Greg Abbott dodged blame with football metaphors while Kristi Noem grabbed a pom-pom.

A tragic tale of automotive damage, moral damage, and one extremely helpful sibling with flexible ethics.

People across the country recently celebrated Independence Day by getting together with family and friends, cooking hamburgers on the…

I’ve seen some horrifying things I can’t forget.

Wait! More deserved awards available…

It made polyester my religion and Donna Summer my savior

The future of sustainability belongs to those who understand venture capital better than they understand compost

How Two Little Tornadoes Sabotaged My Career.

President Trump’s Geography Bee Strikes Again

So I’m mailing her my bills