The Haven

Behind the Smile, a Silent Scream…

The Truth Bit Her In The Ass

The symbolic, redundant, the low-priority

You don’t wake up one day feeling broken. You just stop keeping your word, one quiet compromise at a time.

Human beings have spent thousands of years desperately searching for their “selves,” yet no one seems able to find exactly what that…

Minutes from a standard academic hiring process

Seriously.

The groom and I have never really talked, but now we’re clicking, vibing.

My Lifelong Battle with the Buffet at My Fingertips

You don’t wake up lost. You drift into it. Day by day. Choice by choice. Until one morning, you don’t recognize who you’re pretending to…

It all started with a fuck pigeon.

Donald Trump, in a rare showing of heartfelt emotion, sent his condolences concerning the fatal shootings of a Minnesota State…

We’ve got to stop meeting like this

from me to me to you to me to you…it’s confusing.

Anecdotes from a weary traveler

How Trump Brought Washington the Foxtrot Delta Tango.

No ! No ! Nu ! Not the kidney, lung, heart, feet….

Hawkett was waiting for his hands to file a report. This was not unusual at the ‘Consortium for Intangible Assets,’ a place where logic…

I thought the woman was almost perfect until…

Too much competition

Traveling abroad isn’t a quick fix to undoing what the world has done to you.

A eulogy in two-ish parts

I was hired immediately!

Hit it. This ain’t no disco, it ain’t no country club, either; this is L.A.

Tutankhamun would be rolling in his sarcophagus had it not been stolen

What Happens When You Give A Party And No One Attends?

Everything including actually, you know, delivering the bloody thing you have ordered — which, it turns out, is optional

You’ve journeyed past ego — shed the exhausting illusion of self-importance, tasted the liberation of stepping outside your thoughts and…

Parents’ Role & Teenager’s Sex: A Growing Dilemma

🌟 Emily Doesn’t Love Me