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Mind Bending Optical Illusion Can Tell If You Are Going To Be A Success Or Failure In Life

Mind Bending Optical Illusion Can Tell If You Are Going To Be A Success Or Failure In Life

Which image do you see first? Don’t cheat. This really works.

Christine Stevens

Dec 1

American President Donald Trump’s bid to stay in office until 2036 quickly backed by lawmakers

American President Donald Trump’s bid to stay in office until 2036 quickly backed by lawmakers

Is this real, or an article about another country with changed proper nouns?

Nov 30

Scientists: No Time, No Space, No Aging

Scientists: No Time, No Space, No Aging

The secret to immortality discovered at last!

Nov 30

Your Sex Horoscope

Your Sex Horoscope

For the super sexy week at the beginning of December

Christine Stevens

Nov 30

The Royal Talk

To set me straight.

Nov 30

I Will Guess Your Education Level In Sixteen Questions

I Will Guess Your Education Level In Sixteen Questions

And afterwards I will guess your weight!

Christine Stevens

Nov 29

Scientists: The Whole Universe Is An Orgasm

Scientists: The Whole Universe Is An Orgasm

But the Webb telescope can’t see it

Nov 29

Travel Fail Bingo

Travel Fail Bingo

Have You Experienced These Common Blunders?

Travel Explore Protect

Nov 29

Christmas by Ignatowski — A (Long Ago) Attempt at a Taxi Episode — (Part One)

Christmas by Ignatowski — A (Long Ago) Attempt at a Taxi Episode — (Part One)

And my reason for posting it on Medium now (Other than ’Tis the Season)

Speaking Fiction To Power

Nov 29

Homeward Thoughts!

Homeward Thoughts!

Nov 29

My Greatest Turkey Day Ever

My Greatest Turkey Day Ever

And It Wasn’t Even Thanksgiving.

Nov 29

I’m Tired of Reading Your Political Opinions

I’m Tired of Reading Your Political Opinions

And that means both of you

Scott Christenson🌴

Nov 29

“I Love The Uneducated People.”

“I Love The Uneducated People.”

How Trump’s America has become Walmart.

Nov 29

Wife doesn’t know I signed us up for Swingers Weekend.

Wife doesn’t know I signed us up for Swingers Weekend.

My wife doesn’t know she wants to be a swinger. Not yet anyways!

Nov 28

I Get An Exclusive Sneak Peak at iPhone 21

I Get An Exclusive Sneak Peak at iPhone 21

This is going to be the most exciting phone ever, no lie!

Christine Stevens

Nov 28

We Need a Name for Karen’s Husband

We Need a Name for Karen’s Husband

Dick is too obvious

Christine Stevens

Nov 28

Scientists: You May Be A Butterfly Who Is Dreaming That You Are A Human.

Scientists: You May Be A Butterfly Who Is Dreaming That You Are A Human.

Nov 28

Save Time And $ On Your Meals.

Save Time And $ On Your Meals.

But Don’t Let Me Pressure You Into This….

Nov 27

Getting Paid For Writing Any Old Shit!

Getting Paid For Writing Any Old Shit!

Some people love it

Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave

Nov 27

My wife loves her Bridge Club meetings so much..

My wife loves her Bridge Club meetings so much..

She even got an ankle tattoo.

Nov 27

I’m a Boob for Visiting this Website During the Holidays

’Tis the season for inadvertently clicking on holiday offers from online merchants and spending the weeks leading up to Christmas firmly in…

Nov 27

Why Aren’t We Crazy Happy?

Why Aren’t We Crazy Happy?

Despite having everything we need, we drop dead a lot.

Nov 27

I Don’t Like Authentic Chinese Food

I Don’t Like Authentic Chinese Food

There, I said it.

Christine's Adventures

Nov 26

Russian Worldwide Takeover Strategies Of Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow

June 2021- Russia begins infiltration and takeover of eastern Ukraine, wanting to ‘protect the Russians living there’.

Nov 26

Christmas Cards That Even Made The Grinch Giggle

Christmas Cards That Even Made The Grinch Giggle

Funny cards for folks with good taste who want to send the best

Nov 26

What Most Writers Here Don’t Understand About Medium

What Most Writers Here Don’t Understand About Medium

It’s a social network, stupid.

Christine Stevens

Nov 26

Scientists: Alcohol Is The Answer

Scientists: Alcohol Is The Answer

But maybe we’re asking the wrong question!

Nov 26

Will It Turn You Gay Or Into A Zombie?????

Will It Turn You Gay Or Into A Zombie?????

Stop wondering and let the RNC decide for you.

Nov 26

Save Now On Entertainment for 2025

Save Now On Entertainment for 2025

Let’s See You Put A Tariff On This, Donny

Nov 26

The Turkey Trot Is All We Got: Buffalo’s Long-Held Tradition

The Turkey Trot Is All We Got: Buffalo’s Long-Held Tradition

Holding on to history with our cold, blue cheese dipping hands.

Nov 26

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