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The Ideal Breakfast Treat is a Table for One

The Ideal Breakfast Treat is a Table for One

When it comes to breakfast, I am the opposite of a solomangarephobic.
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Greg Schwem
The Perils of Being a People-Pleasing, Perfectionistic, High-Achieving Type In the Workplace

The Perils of Being a People-Pleasing, Perfectionistic, High-Achieving Type In the Workplace

Specifically in caring professions
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Phoebe Soemers
Casual Sex Exposed: 5 Truths That Will Change Your Perspective!

Casual Sex Exposed: 5 Truths That Will Change Your Perspective!

You’ll Never Look at Hookups the Same Way After Reading #3!
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Amara Celestine

Things I Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask

I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning.
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Roger Freed
I Do

I Do

When you feel most alone, to whom do you turn?
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John K Adams
The Ultimate Unhinged Love Letter

The Ultimate Unhinged Love Letter

Use This At Your Own Risk, Every Woman You Send This To Will Fall For You
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Alex Lago
Are Men Really Less Emotionally Expressive Than Women?

Are Men Really Less Emotionally Expressive Than Women?

Yeah, I’m Not Buying It
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Christine Stevens
Botinal, Bergamot, and Betrayal

Botinal, Bergamot, and Betrayal

One Man’s Small Price for Looking Perfect
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Allen R Smith
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries

Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries

And other momentary liftings of spirit in the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day that America seems to be having.
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Christine Stevens
Shocking Study: Sex Saves Women’s Lives!

Shocking Study: Sex Saves Women’s Lives!

Women Beware: Not Having Enough Sex Could Shorten Your Lifespan!
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Amara Celestine
Lowe’s…But with a Liquor License

Lowe’s…But with a Liquor License

And now poised for a hostile takeover of Uber
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Sue E OConnor
Oh, You Think You’re Important? Show Me Your Inbox

Oh, You Think You’re Important? Show Me Your Inbox

A step-by-step guide for demonstrating importance at work
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Tara B.
I Went On The Survival Show “Alone” But Didn’t Do So Well

I Went On The Survival Show “Alone” But Didn’t Do So Well

I did not make the edit
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Miles-Erik Bell
New FBI Director’s Leadership Style To Be Determined By Birth Chart, Not Law Enforcement Experience

New FBI Director’s Leadership Style To Be Determined By Birth Chart, Not Law Enforcement Experience

WASHINGTON — In a radical departure from traditional law enforcement, newly appointed FBI Director Kash Patel has vowed to replace…
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Shayne Buchwald-Nickoles
Falling Flat on My Face

Falling Flat on My Face

My rope swing debacle
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Dr. Daniel H. Shapiro
Open Letter Explaining the Facts of Life to Your Gen A Kid

Open Letter Explaining the Facts of Life to Your Gen A Kid

Hey Kiddo,
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Gail Mackenzie-Smith
JFK Files Prove Deep Space Conspiracy

JFK Files Prove Deep Space Conspiracy

Drumpf’s Father identified as alien agent Spaznov
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Phillip T Stephens
The Truth Touching His Private Parts

The Truth Touching His Private Parts

An honest evaluation, not for the weak
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
HERZOGS FOR THE HUSKY

HERZOGS FOR THE HUSKY

by Joe ‘Kirsch’ Curcio www.GreenpointMusic.com
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JoeKirsch
Trump Is Suing His Grandkids For Violating NDAs He Made Them Sign As Infants

Trump Is Suing His Grandkids For Violating NDAs He Made Them Sign As Infants

It was only a matter of time before he’d get litigious with his grandchildren.
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Dash MacIntyre
Lady Refuses To Move Bag On Public Transit

Lady Refuses To Move Bag On Public Transit

Ruins the next fifteen minutes of your life
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Christine Stevens
Real Bond Villains of New Jersey

Real Bond Villains of New Jersey

Break-ups, make-ups, real estate, and intrigue!
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David Guaspari
Bending Over (Backwards)

Bending Over (Backwards)

What they have made of Nige
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Mike Hickman
Frank Von Shits in Pants Takes Firm Stance

Frank Von Shits in Pants Takes Firm Stance

Nobody’s fool
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Mat Mendonca
Big Changes to 2028 Los Angeles Summer Olympic Games Venues

Big Changes to 2028 Los Angeles Summer Olympic Games Venues

USOC orders replacing water with chocolate pudding in all aquatic events
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Allen R Smith
Last Best Hope For Mankind To Save Itself From Self-Destruction

Last Best Hope For Mankind To Save Itself From Self-Destruction

The Birth Of The Post Ego Movement
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Clem Samson
Complimenting a Woman on Breast Enhancement

Complimenting a Woman on Breast Enhancement

Is there any proper way to do it
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
An Evening at Coyote Ugly

An Evening at Coyote Ugly

I’m staying at home to drink now!
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Adam Robinson
Viral Grandpa

Viral Grandpa

Watch Me Dance
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Mike G
Elon Musk-led DOGE Slashes NCAA March Madness Field from 68 to 7

Elon Musk-led DOGE Slashes NCAA March Madness Field from 68 to 7

The Elon Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) rocked the sports world today with the unexpected announcement that the number…
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Rich Taylor
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