The Haven

The Birth Of The Post Ego Movement

I’m staying at home to drink now!

Watch Me Dance

The Elon Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) rocked the sports world today with the unexpected announcement that the number…

It’s the only way out of my fetish dungeon

Is he really into you, or is he just bored with his job?

Really?

Defies judge’s injunction to halt deportation

I realized that our capitalistic society had turned me into a disgusting animal

2019's “Burn of the Year” was her making fun of him for whining about “presidential harassment” after he got impeached (the first time).

Four cases where reason took a back seat to absurdity

I am often inspired by the wise words of others. For example, that bloke that came out the bogs as I were about to go in and advised me…

Unpacking the myth of the irresistible male

Her Reaction Was the Ultimate Shock!

Inspired by My 10-Day Crash Course on Surviving the Apocalypse by J. Wortham in The New York Times Magazine, March 2025

It’s fascinating, yes, but no, it isn’t entirely real.

I was shocked

I think people who ask that question have it all backwards, don’t you?

Where the Blind See and the Lame Dance!

How One Old Man Risked His Life On The Battlefield For His Marbles

Random questions I find myself asking

Who makes Winston Churchill look like a piker

Don’t be lookin’ at that phone dude, standing in my way — I need to go and you are clearly done; still in my line of fire, blocking my…

America’s Resident Alien No Longer Resident

How a shy pair acknowledged their love

This is what they mean by the phrase “going ape shit”

‘The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it will eat its fruit.’ Prov. 18:21

Chinese and Mexican teams could be next

This ain’t a Disney parade

Fairy Tale Characters Who’d Be in Deep Legal Trouble Today