The Haven

A Pickled Onion Mystery

Now I Think I Need to Lie Down

Unless you are a stupid dog, I can show you how to easily enslave your humans

A True Story

Kicking off every episode of the Bravo reality franchise, the best Real Housewives taglines introduce viewers to the series’ stars, giving…

101 uses for your daily newspaper

The Fighting Oligarchy Tour gets sexy

And may make a ton of money from doing so

’Til death…

I can’t wait to sneer at your terrible taste in fiction.

Think about it, people don’t really see us and no one gives us a second thought

Meanwhile in an open space….

And what is it costing you to fight so hard for your ego’s lost cause?

She never once shut her mouth.

Sexting While Engaged, Married, and Still Going — What Would You Do?

Scenes From A Weekend Protest

A Few Security Recommendations for Our Council Members

A New Era of Medical Representation

But I love you so

Anyone there…?

I know. It seems so unfair. Once again Pete Hegseth has leaked a bunch of top secret stuff and thoughtlessly neglected to include you. It…

How “crying fun,” business buzzword bingo and reward stickers keep me (barely) sane.

Thank you to the Toys N Stuff shareholders for attending our conference today. I am the Director of the Public Relations Department with…

Father suggests his son learn through example.

The Bard’s buds cut some of his prize pages — why?

“I’d like to see the ocean once more before I die. Please, Itchy, can’t you take me?

Pope dies, smoke & silver: dispatches from the post-reality world

A perturbed bird’s eye view

A determination letter regarding your upcoming procedure