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Day 35 on the Post-Ego Path: The Sacred in the Supermarket
Day 35 on the Post-Ego Path: The Sacred in the Supermarket
RHAPSODY: EVERY AISLE IS A TEMPLE
Clem Samson
Jun 22
Sex With A Sexpert
Sex With A Sexpert
Some things you need to know before you bed a connoisseur
Christine's Adventures
Jun 22
How Not to Self-Publish a Book (Unless You Enjoy Screaming Into the Void)
How Not to Self-Publish a Book (Unless You Enjoy Screaming Into the Void)
You wrote the book. Now here’s how to ruin the release.
A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
Jun 22
The Comedy of Being Human
The Comedy of Being Human
Life feels difficult.
Md Jishan
Jun 22
The Silly Salad and a Fresh Scandal
The Silly Salad and a Fresh Scandal
One man, One salad, One deeply misunderstood burger
KYG
Jun 22
Men! Beware of the Witches of Tinder!
Men! Beware of the Witches of Tinder!
It’s a whole subculture of women
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 21
The Trouble With Beauty
The Trouble With Beauty
There’s only one winner in the battle for her body
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 20
LipService Media
LipService Media
A Truly True Help Wanted Advertisement
Solange
Jun 20
She Hates Life as a Housewife — and Blames Her Husband for It…
She Hates Life as a Housewife — and Blames Her Husband for It…
Behind the Smile, a Silent Scream…
Amara Celestine
Jun 20
Top Reasons Kristi Noem Disappeared
Top Reasons Kristi Noem Disappeared
The Truth Bit Her In The Ass
David Volk
Jun 20
161 Signed Executive Orders
161 Signed Executive Orders
The symbolic, redundant, the low-priority
Allen R Smith
Jun 20
How You Lose Yourself — Without Realizing It’s Happening
How You Lose Yourself — Without Realizing It’s Happening
You don’t wake up one day feeling broken. You just stop keeping your word, one quiet compromise at a time.
Alaric Voss
Jun 20
The Strange and Lonely Journey of the Self (and How to Finally Leave It Behind)
The Strange and Lonely Journey of the Self (and How to Finally Leave It Behind)
Human beings have spent thousands of years desperately searching for their “selves,” yet no one seems able to find exactly what that…
Clem Samson
Jun 19
The Committee Will Now Gaslight Itself
The Committee Will Now Gaslight Itself
Minutes from a standard academic hiring process
Vitul Agarwal
Jun 19
How Many Nukes Does It Take to Stop Student Loan Payments
How Many Nukes Does It Take to Stop Student Loan Payments
Seriously.
Ryan Redmond
Jun 19
At Last, After Years of Anticipation, I Experience My Dream Wedding
At Last, After Years of Anticipation, I Experience My Dream Wedding
The groom and I have never really talked, but now we’re clicking, vibing.
Leah Browning
Jun 19
Confessions of a Chronic Nail-Biter
Confessions of a Chronic Nail-Biter
My Lifelong Battle with the Buffet at My Fingertips
Pankaj Bisht
Jun 19
How You Slowly Become Someone You Don’t Respect
How You Slowly Become Someone You Don’t Respect
You don’t wake up lost. You drift into it. Day by day. Choice by choice. Until one morning, you don’t recognize who you’re pretending to…
Alaric Voss
Jun 19
I’ve started to elevate my swearing and the results are stunning.
I’ve started to elevate my swearing and the results are stunning.
It all started with a fuck pigeon.
Jac Bateman
Jun 19
The Donald Sends His Heartfelt Condolences After Democrat Representatives Shootings.
The Donald Sends His Heartfelt Condolences After Democrat Representatives Shootings.
Donald Trump, in a rare showing of heartfelt emotion, sent his condolences concerning the fatal shootings of a Minnesota State…
Roger Freed
Jun 19
Plane Crashes, Train Wrecks … and CNN’s Quest
Plane Crashes, Train Wrecks … and CNN’s Quest
We’ve got to stop meeting like this
Melissa Maroff
Jun 19
Die Alive
Die Alive
from me to me to you to me to you…it’s confusing.
Muninn
Jun 19
Things That Really Piss Me Off Vol IV Tourists
Things That Really Piss Me Off Vol IV Tourists
Anecdotes from a weary traveler
Peter Simons
Jun 19
Water Finds Its Own.
Water Finds Its Own.
How Trump Brought Washington the Foxtrot Delta Tango.
Robert Cormack
Jun 19
Would You Eat a Pig’s Ass?
Would You Eat a Pig’s Ass?
No ! No ! Nu ! Not the kidney, lung, heart, feet….
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 18
Disrupt Your Own Disruption!
Disrupt Your Own Disruption!
Hawkett was waiting for his hands to file a report. This was not unusual at the ‘Consortium for Intangible Assets,’ a place where logic…
Dimitry Partsi
Jun 18
She Missed Me, She Missed Me Not!
She Missed Me, She Missed Me Not!
I thought the woman was almost perfect until…
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 17
Being a Mob Enforcer in a Small Town is a Bitch
Being a Mob Enforcer in a Small Town is a Bitch
Too much competition
SC Thompson
Jun 17
The Myth of Finding Yourself Abroad
The Myth of Finding Yourself Abroad
Traveling abroad isn’t a quick fix to undoing what the world has done to you.
Indy Grant
Jun 17
Grammar Is Dead, Long Live Whatever This Is (Maybe?)
Grammar Is Dead, Long Live Whatever This Is (Maybe?)
A eulogy in two-ish parts
Alex Garoffolo
Jun 17
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