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    Seriously Medium, This Is What You Want Me To Write About?

    Seriously Medium, This Is What You Want Me To Write About?

    I don’t think so
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    Jul 16
    Growth Hacks Are Useless Replace Them With This Framework

    Growth Hacks Are Useless Replace Them With This Framework

    Stop Chasing Tactics Build a System That Scales Every Time
    Go to the profile of Simasiku Mazunga
    Simasiku Mazunga
    Jul 16
    I Asked ChatGPT Who I Am at My Core.

    I Asked ChatGPT Who I Am at My Core.

    It Told Me I’m a Lighthouse. I’ve Never Felt So Manipulated.
    Go to the profile of Peggy Jones
    Peggy Jones
    Jul 16
    The Presidential Portraits of Donald Trump

    The Presidential Portraits of Donald Trump

    A reflection of his finest traits
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    Jul 16
    How I Gained Membership to the All England Club (Which Includes Winning Wimbledon)

    How I Gained Membership to the All England Club (Which Includes Winning Wimbledon)

    Apparently, lifting the trophy is easier than lifting the member list.
    Go to the profile of Pankaj Bisht
    Pankaj Bisht
    Jul 15
    AI Responds to Ethane Hunte’s Resignation

    AI Responds to Ethane Hunte’s Resignation

    Mission Implausible
    Go to the profile of Ping Yi
    Ping Yi
    Jul 15
    In America, I Stopped Using My Norwegian Name

    In America, I Stopped Using My Norwegian Name

    Learning to be proud of my real name, Scofjällstenskvist
    Go to the profile of Scott Christenson🌴
    Scott Christenson🌴
    Jul 15
    Be the Death of Me

    Be the Death of Me

    Designer rock and roll by yours truly from New York City
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    Jul 15
    Are You An Empowering Human?

    Are You An Empowering Human?

    I try to be
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jul 15
    Nigel Fartington-Fortesque Has Ignored You

    Nigel Fartington-Fortesque Has Ignored You

    Which is altogether a better thing than it seems
    Go to the profile of Mike Hickman
    Mike Hickman
    Jul 14
    Dying Eggs

    Dying Eggs

    These poor Humpty Dumpties never saw it coming
    Go to the profile of Mat Mendonca
    Mat Mendonca
    Jul 14
    You Must Do This Before Quitting Sugar

    You Must Do This Before Quitting Sugar

    First, come clean, America — you’re a junkie
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Jul 14
    A Bitch Shot a Bitch and Now She’s Coming for You

    A Bitch Shot a Bitch and Now She’s Coming for You

    (and she brought a federally funded ad campaign)
    Go to the profile of A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
    A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
    Jul 14
    As The Saying Goes — Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

    As The Saying Goes — Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

    Really? An imagined response to my local neighborhood association that I shall make — if necessary
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    Jul 14
    His Orgasm Won’t Stop — and Mine Never Starts…

    His Orgasm Won’t Stop — and Mine Never Starts…

    When College Life Collides with Bedroom Disappointment…
    Go to the profile of Amara Celestine
    Amara Celestine
    Jul 14
    The Other Little Free Libraries

    The Other Little Free Libraries

    Before they were in people’s front yards, they were in men’s room stalls in Michigan bars.
    Go to the profile of Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Jul 14
    You Will Stay Broke Forever If You Keep Listening to People Who Don’t Have Money

    You Will Stay Broke Forever If You Keep Listening to People Who Don’t Have Money

    Most Advice Is Just Fear in Disguise Dressed Up as Wisdom
    Go to the profile of Simasiku Mazunga
    Simasiku Mazunga
    Jul 13
    29 Terms For the Sexual Act and How To Use Them

    29 Terms For the Sexual Act and How To Use Them

    Have fun while expanding your vocabulary
    Go to the profile of Patrick Metzger
    Patrick Metzger
    Jul 13
    Trump’s Tariff Formula Revealed

    Trump’s Tariff Formula Revealed

    The Art of the Squeal: How Hurt Feelings Became Trade Policy
    Go to the profile of Peggy Jones
    Peggy Jones
    Jul 13
    Happy ScarJo Day

    Happy ScarJo Day

    So let go of your fear and get “Jurass” in gear!
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    Jul 13
    The Great Vulgarization

    The Great Vulgarization

    The air in Pear Inc.’s ‘Crystal Womb’ ideation space was a tactile sensory experience you could chew, if your jaw possessed the disruptive…
    Go to the profile of Dimitry Partsi
    Dimitry Partsi
    Jul 13
    The Cure For Writer’s Block.

    The Cure For Writer’s Block.

    Have you tried being funny?
    Go to the profile of Robert Cormack
    Robert Cormack
    Jul 12
    Drink Life All The Way Into Your Soul

    Drink Life All The Way Into Your Soul

    Why not? Shouldn’t we all be drinking life all the way down, down deep into our core, what some people call our soul?
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    Jul 12
    Orange You Honest?

    Orange You Honest?

    The screenplay
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    Jul 12
    Clarence Thomas Meets with Satan

    Clarence Thomas Meets with Satan

    The Prince of Darkness had several questions
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Jul 12
    Texas Flood: Greg Abbott drops the ball

    Texas Flood: Greg Abbott drops the ball

    As floodwaters swallowed Texas towns, Greg Abbott dodged blame with football metaphors while Kristi Noem grabbed a pom-pom.
    Go to the profile of Peggy Jones
    Peggy Jones
    Jul 12
    Crash the Car. Earn the Jackpot.

    Crash the Car. Earn the Jackpot.

    A tragic tale of automotive damage, moral damage, and one extremely helpful sibling with flexible ethics.
    Go to the profile of KYG
    KYG
    Jul 12
    Let’s Add Another Reason to Celebrate Independence Day

    Let’s Add Another Reason to Celebrate Independence Day

    People across the country recently celebrated Independence Day by getting together with family and friends, cooking hamburgers on the…
    Go to the profile of Eric Milch
    Eric Milch
    Jul 12
    Reasons I, Your Memory Foam Mattress, Wish I Had Amnesia

    Reasons I, Your Memory Foam Mattress, Wish I Had Amnesia

    I’ve seen some horrifying things I can’t forget.
    Go to the profile of Jen Metcalf🍷
    Jen Metcalf🍷
    Jul 12
    Nobel Peace Prize For Trump?

    Nobel Peace Prize For Trump?

    Wait! More deserved awards available…
    Go to the profile of Christopher Holdroyd
    Christopher Holdroyd
    Jul 11
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