The Haven

And other momentary liftings of spirit in the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day that America seems to be having.

Women Beware: Not Having Enough Sex Could Shorten Your Lifespan!

And now poised for a hostile takeover of Uber

A step-by-step guide for demonstrating importance at work

I did not make the edit

My rope swing debacle

Hey Kiddo,

Drumpf’s Father identified as alien agent Spaznov

An honest evaluation, not for the weak

by Joe ‘Kirsch’ Curcio www.GreenpointMusic.com

It was only a matter of time before he’d get litigious with his grandchildren.

Ruins the next fifteen minutes of your life

Break-ups, make-ups, real estate, and intrigue!

What they have made of Nige

Nobody’s fool

USOC orders replacing water with chocolate pudding in all aquatic events

The Birth Of The Post Ego Movement

Is there any proper way to do it

I’m staying at home to drink now!

Watch Me Dance

The Elon Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) rocked the sports world today with the unexpected announcement that the number…

It’s the only way out of my fetish dungeon

Is he really into you, or is he just bored with his job?

Really?

Defies judge’s injunction to halt deportation

I realized that our capitalistic society had turned me into a disgusting animal

2019's “Burn of the Year” was her making fun of him for whining about “presidential harassment” after he got impeached (the first time).

Four cases where reason took a back seat to absurdity

I am often inspired by the wise words of others. For example, that bloke that came out the bogs as I were about to go in and advised me…