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    The Art of Being Original

    The Art of Being Original

    When magic begins where imitation ends.
    Go to the profile of Md Jishan
    Md Jishan
    Jul 9
    What If I Just Pushed Him Down The Stairs?

    What If I Just Pushed Him Down The Stairs?

    From secret desires to death wishes, we all think things we’re not allowed to. Why?
    Go to the profile of dan brotzel
    dan brotzel
    Jul 9
    Top Alternatives to Alligator Alcatraz

    Top Alternatives to Alligator Alcatraz

    It Only Gets Worse From Here
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Jul 9
    When They Go For Hair.

    When They Go For Hair.

    The eagle had issues, but so did Trump.
    Go to the profile of Robert Cormack
    Robert Cormack
    Jul 9
    The Optimist

    The Optimist

    A Bicostal Disorder
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    Jul 8
    Burrito Diaries: The engineering notebook of Kim Jong Il

    Burrito Diaries: The engineering notebook of Kim Jong Il

    North Korea claims Kim Jong Il invented the burrito — New York Post, 01/05/2022
    Go to the profile of David Guaspari
    David Guaspari
    Jul 8
    The Cabinet Of Dr. Calamari

    The Cabinet Of Dr. Calamari

    The strangest, unsettling cast of characters ever to “serve” America
    Go to the profile of Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    Jul 8
    Some People Seem to Get Away With Murder

    Some People Seem to Get Away With Murder

    And they aren’t even in politics
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jul 7
    You Could Have Voted for Anyone

    You Could Have Voted for Anyone

    But instead, you elected HIM
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    Jul 7
    Dear Dating App Dudes: Stop Doing This

    Dear Dating App Dudes: Stop Doing This

    Because finding love shouldn’t feel like solving a jigsaw puzzle.
    Go to the profile of Bhavna Narula
    Bhavna Narula
    Jul 7
    Pussy People and Humans Who Prefer Doggy Style

    Pussy People and Humans Who Prefer Doggy Style

    Introducing Stockholm Syndrome but with more hairballs
    Go to the profile of JoJo M
    JoJo M
    Jul 7
    Stop Ignoring Red Flags

    Stop Ignoring Red Flags

    know when to walk away.
    Go to the profile of Steve F. Eth.
    Steve F. Eth.
    Jul 7
    Congress Is Dead — But At Least We Got a Monogrammed Bill

    Congress Is Dead — But At Least We Got a Monogrammed Bill

    OBBB: Brought to You by the Letters F, U, and K
    Go to the profile of A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
    A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
    Jul 6
    Ah, the Gym, a Great Place to Work Your Fingers

    Ah, the Gym, a Great Place to Work Your Fingers

    People are dressed like they’re working out, so why do they bug me?
    Go to the profile of Don Simkovich, MA
    Don Simkovich, MA
    Jul 6
    Another One Bites the Dust

    Another One Bites the Dust

    Royalty-free songs for The Donald
    Go to the profile of David Martin
    David Martin
    Jul 6
    Blame it on Climate Change

    Blame it on Climate Change

    Are dead plants a sign of her disinterest
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jul 6
    Science: What Are You?

    Science: What Are You?

    The answer might surprise you.
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    Jul 5
    No I do not want to leave an honest review or even a dishonest review

    No I do not want to leave an honest review or even a dishonest review

    Be grateful I bought anything and leave me alone
    Go to the profile of Sylvia Mulholland
    Sylvia Mulholland
    Jul 5
    Dive-Bombed by a Hawk

    Dive-Bombed by a Hawk

    A close encounter of the avian kind
    Go to the profile of Deborah Barchi
    Deborah Barchi
    Jul 5
    The Licking Life

    The Licking Life

    How I Caught Cat Cleanliness from Dewie and Learned to Bathe with It
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    Jul 4
    Would You Kiss My Ass for an Orange?

    Would You Kiss My Ass for an Orange?

    Attention kids and presidents
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jul 4
    Interview With A Spyder

    Interview With A Spyder

    How I’m misspending my summer vacation
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    Jul 4
    Flash CEO Memo from Bane and Company

    Flash CEO Memo from Bane and Company

    Capital investment no longer appropriate
    Go to the profile of Mitch Trachtenberg
    Mitch Trachtenberg
    Jul 4
    Sit On His Face to Give Pleasure!

    Sit On His Face to Give Pleasure!

    90% of the Guys Will Love This, LOL
    Go to the profile of Christine
    Christine
    Jul 4
    A Religion, Is Opium For Asses?

    A Religion, Is Opium For Asses?

    “Muslims!” so screamed a British journalist, broadcaster, and former politician to get attention who works for a radio and streaming telly…
    Go to the profile of Fatchecker
    Fatchecker
    Jul 4
    Sharing Dinner Online

    Sharing Dinner Online

    Is it a woman thing
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jul 3
    Why People Support Trump

    Why People Support Trump

    Research confirms what sane people already know
    Go to the profile of Eric Milch
    Eric Milch
    Jul 3
    The Obituary of Quint from ‘Jaws’

    The Obituary of Quint from ‘Jaws’

    No longer escaping the jaws of death
    Go to the profile of Henry Loe
    Henry Loe
    Jul 3
    We Don’t Have To Solve It Right Now–It Was So Brave Of Us Just To Talk About It

    We Don’t Have To Solve It Right Now–It Was So Brave Of Us Just To Talk About It

    Let’s give ourselves a pat on the back and leave it there?
    Go to the profile of Avery Bargar
    Avery Bargar
    Jul 3
    Confessions of a Middle-Aged Male Stripper

    Confessions of a Middle-Aged Male Stripper

    Cuz Funny Ain’t Payin’ the Bills
    Go to the profile of SC Thompson
    SC Thompson
    Jul 3
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