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The Art of Being Original
The Art of Being Original
When magic begins where imitation ends.
Md Jishan
Jul 9
What If I Just Pushed Him Down The Stairs?
What If I Just Pushed Him Down The Stairs?
From secret desires to death wishes, we all think things we’re not allowed to. Why?
dan brotzel
Jul 9
Top Alternatives to Alligator Alcatraz
Top Alternatives to Alligator Alcatraz
It Only Gets Worse From Here
David Volk
Jul 9
When They Go For Hair.
When They Go For Hair.
The eagle had issues, but so did Trump.
Robert Cormack
Jul 9
The Optimist
The Optimist
A Bicostal Disorder
Spyder Darling
Jul 8
Burrito Diaries: The engineering notebook of Kim Jong Il
Burrito Diaries: The engineering notebook of Kim Jong Il
North Korea claims Kim Jong Il invented the burrito — New York Post, 01/05/2022
David Guaspari
Jul 8
The Cabinet Of Dr. Calamari
The Cabinet Of Dr. Calamari
The strangest, unsettling cast of characters ever to “serve” America
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jul 8
Some People Seem to Get Away With Murder
Some People Seem to Get Away With Murder
And they aren’t even in politics
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 7
You Could Have Voted for Anyone
You Could Have Voted for Anyone
But instead, you elected HIM
Allen R Smith
Jul 7
Dear Dating App Dudes: Stop Doing This
Dear Dating App Dudes: Stop Doing This
Because finding love shouldn’t feel like solving a jigsaw puzzle.
Bhavna Narula
Jul 7
Pussy People and Humans Who Prefer Doggy Style
Pussy People and Humans Who Prefer Doggy Style
Introducing Stockholm Syndrome but with more hairballs
JoJo M
Jul 7
Stop Ignoring Red Flags
Stop Ignoring Red Flags
know when to walk away.
Steve F. Eth.
Jul 7
Congress Is Dead — But At Least We Got a Monogrammed Bill
Congress Is Dead — But At Least We Got a Monogrammed Bill
OBBB: Brought to You by the Letters F, U, and K
A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
Jul 6
Ah, the Gym, a Great Place to Work Your Fingers
Ah, the Gym, a Great Place to Work Your Fingers
People are dressed like they’re working out, so why do they bug me?
Don Simkovich, MA
Jul 6
Another One Bites the Dust
Another One Bites the Dust
Royalty-free songs for The Donald
David Martin
Jul 6
Blame it on Climate Change
Blame it on Climate Change
Are dead plants a sign of her disinterest
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 6
Science: What Are You?
Science: What Are You?
The answer might surprise you.
Clem Samson
Jul 5
No I do not want to leave an honest review or even a dishonest review
No I do not want to leave an honest review or even a dishonest review
Be grateful I bought anything and leave me alone
Sylvia Mulholland
Jul 5
Dive-Bombed by a Hawk
Dive-Bombed by a Hawk
A close encounter of the avian kind
Deborah Barchi
Jul 5
The Licking Life
The Licking Life
How I Caught Cat Cleanliness from Dewie and Learned to Bathe with It
Allen R Smith
Jul 4
Would You Kiss My Ass for an Orange?
Would You Kiss My Ass for an Orange?
Attention kids and presidents
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 4
Interview With A Spyder
Interview With A Spyder
How I’m misspending my summer vacation
Spyder Darling
Jul 4
Flash CEO Memo from Bane and Company
Flash CEO Memo from Bane and Company
Capital investment no longer appropriate
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jul 4
Sit On His Face to Give Pleasure!
Sit On His Face to Give Pleasure!
90% of the Guys Will Love This, LOL
Christine
Jul 4
A Religion, Is Opium For Asses?
A Religion, Is Opium For Asses?
“Muslims!” so screamed a British journalist, broadcaster, and former politician to get attention who works for a radio and streaming telly…
Fatchecker
Jul 4
Sharing Dinner Online
Sharing Dinner Online
Is it a woman thing
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 3
Why People Support Trump
Why People Support Trump
Research confirms what sane people already know
Eric Milch
Jul 3
The Obituary of Quint from ‘Jaws’
The Obituary of Quint from ‘Jaws’
No longer escaping the jaws of death
Henry Loe
Jul 3
We Don’t Have To Solve It Right Now–It Was So Brave Of Us Just To Talk About It
We Don’t Have To Solve It Right Now–It Was So Brave Of Us Just To Talk About It
Let’s give ourselves a pat on the back and leave it there?
Avery Bargar
Jul 3
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Male Stripper
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Male Stripper
Cuz Funny Ain’t Payin’ the Bills
SC Thompson
Jul 3
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