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Drumpf Postpones CFP Championship

Drumpf Postpones CFP Championship

Wants nothing to interfere with his inauguration
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Phillip T Stephens
Scientists: Rhapsodizing is 400% More Effective Than Meditating

Scientists: Rhapsodizing is 400% More Effective Than Meditating

Become a rapper with an H!
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Clem Samson
How To Deal With Proselytizers

How To Deal With Proselytizers

I wish I thought of these at the time.
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Christine Stevens
Scientists: The God of Science and Skepticism Speaks At Last

Scientists: The God of Science and Skepticism Speaks At Last

Are you ready to listen?
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Clem Samson
Please Go Away Holiday Weight

Please Go Away Holiday Weight

I’m breaking up with you.
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Ryan Redmond
Wolf Man

Wolf Man

Not bad if you’re into that sorta fang
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Spyder Darling
Millionaires Worried They’re Being Priced Out of Trump Administration

Millionaires Worried They’re Being Priced Out of Trump Administration

Billionaires are putting the cost of buying a government out of reach for many
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Patrick Metzger
Behind The Nudes: The Secret Meaning Of Naked Celebrity Snaps

Behind The Nudes: The Secret Meaning Of Naked Celebrity Snaps

Are you excited yet?
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Christine Stevens
Where do sexual fantasies come from?

Where do sexual fantasies come from?

The answer might surprise you
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Christine's Adventures
Tequila, Clooney, and the End of the World

Tequila, Clooney, and the End of the World

The stars shared their views along with their tequila. Half of it mattered.
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Dan Kadlec
Zuck Sings!

Zuck Sings!

Mark covers an iconic “love” song
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Randy Fredlund
The “Ass Man” Strikes

The “Ass Man” Strikes

And pays the price
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William Mersey
Florida Passes Anti Trans Am Law

Florida Passes Anti Trans Am Law

And other tough, manly white man legislation
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Christine Stevens
Scientists: The Ego Photographed By Electron Microscope For First Time

Scientists: The Ego Photographed By Electron Microscope For First Time

Finally, a clear image of the douchebag who’s been running your life
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Clem Samson
Blog Like Nobody’s Watching

Blog Like Nobody’s Watching

How to survive a massive drop of readers here at Medium.
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Christine Stevens
Aggressive Baby Naming

Aggressive Baby Naming

A Trend That’s Alarming Experts
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Allen R Smith
Scientists: Worship the Moon

Scientists: Worship the Moon

Feel your feelings, acknowledge sorrows and yearnings
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Clem Samson
Mansplaining On A Tight Schedule

Mansplaining On A Tight Schedule

Bashar needs to get moving
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Scott Christenson🌴
Who are all These Billionaires Hurtling Through Space?

Who are all These Billionaires Hurtling Through Space?

Photo by julien Tromeur on Unsplash
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Jesper Soerensen
At Long Last I Give You What You Want

At Long Last I Give You What You Want

Jackie finally has her baby, but there’s a problem — of course!
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Christine Stevens
Have I Become Medium’s Goofball?

Have I Become Medium’s Goofball?

Well, at least I have Rosebud Magazine.
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Robert Cormack
Baby Is Born Healthy — Ten Minutes Later Doctor Realizes He’s Made A Tragic Mistake

Baby Is Born Healthy — Ten Minutes Later Doctor Realizes He’s Made A Tragic Mistake

Also, Jackie tries to make it back from another dimension and gets a big surprise.
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Christine Stevens
Scientists: Worship The Sun

Scientists: Worship The Sun

People who believe the sun is a god are 37% more fun than people who don’t
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Clem Samson
US Presidencies If Categorized By Netflix

US Presidencies If Categorized By Netflix

This chilling, slow burn, drama is definitely not family-friendly!
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Lewis Helfand
The Trumpistas Can’t Get You…

The Trumpistas Can’t Get You…

If They Can’t Find You.
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David Volk
Aphorisms Revisited

Aphorisms Revisited

Because There’s Two Sides to Every Maxim
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R.D. Ronstad
Trump Wants to Buy Greenland and Install U.S. Nukes

Trump Wants to Buy Greenland and Install U.S. Nukes

“It makes sense,” Don Jr. says. “After all, ‘Nuuk’ is Greenland’s capital city!”
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Christopher Holdroyd
Melania Trump’s New Book “Humiliates” Her Husband

Melania Trump’s New Book “Humiliates” Her Husband

Does Melania have a best-seller heading to the printers?
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Dash MacIntyre
Facebook CEO Unveils Meta-thets

Facebook CEO Unveils Meta-thets

New Platform Will Allow Unchecked Hurling of Epithets, Slurs Etc.
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Rich Taylor
Polio Is Good For Our World And We Must Share Its Gifts

Polio Is Good For Our World And We Must Share Its Gifts

RFK Jr. has all kinds of ideas we may want to pay attention to
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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