The Haven

Who knew they had smartphones in heaven?

By Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA)

The place where I grew up, paddy is the major crop. You don’t have to go very far to find a paddy field owned by small farmer. Most people…

The Ultimate Guide to Protecting Yourself from Toxic People

Or: How My Teams Status Became the Biggest Disappointment of the Project

When a Simple Salon Visit Turns Into an International Payment Crisis

The sharper the razor, the closer the shave

He shoots, he scores… comedic gold?

Nuclear threats, sharing a cake, and a disloyal dog

A suggestion for RFK Jr.

BROOKLYN, NY — Stressing that eye contact with the camera was just “not their thing” and to “leave that to the lead singer or guitarist”…

ROCHESTER, NY — Speculating that in all probability it was something beyond what any of them could even comprehend, collogues and…

Hi. My name’s Amanda. I’m a thirty-two-year-old millennial living in a very small studio in a very large city that I can’t afford. I’m…

Hint: it’s the paradox that contains the secret of your liberation

A Pickled Onion Mystery

Now I Think I Need to Lie Down

Unless you are a stupid dog, I can show you how to easily enslave your humans

A True Story

Kicking off every episode of the Bravo reality franchise, the best Real Housewives taglines introduce viewers to the series’ stars, giving…

101 uses for your daily newspaper

The Fighting Oligarchy Tour gets sexy

And may make a ton of money from doing so

’Til death…

I can’t wait to sneer at your terrible taste in fiction.

Think about it, people don’t really see us and no one gives us a second thought

Meanwhile in an open space….

And what is it costing you to fight so hard for your ego’s lost cause?

She never once shut her mouth.

Sexting While Engaged, Married, and Still Going — What Would You Do?

Scenes From A Weekend Protest