The Haven

Writing expert gives four secrets to explaining one’s lunacy more effectively.

Only psychopaths are immune to anxiety

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ — Larry, the smirking baby angel (a.k.a. a putto) that’s smoking on the cover of Van Halen’s classic album 1984, has…

People who find the hidden message in this image are smarter than most.

I stand on the shoulders of giants (even though they were at most like 5'9)

Fools rush in, but I rush in and lock the door behind me.

People can’t escape fast enough!

Finally — The End of a Long ago rejected TV script

But Only If Car Your Battery Is Charged.

Sharks have a PR problem

Pretend you have to use the bathroom. Sit and relax for a few minutes. I give you permission.

After all these years

Iowa. Despite having no copy of the Roman Rituals or anything else in the long Catholic tradition of expelling the ferocious entities that…

What I advised my daughter to say if she ends up in the ER

I've thought about it too…

God help us, everyone

This year, I’m making my list and checking it twice.

Small victories in a planned-obsolescence world

They’re going to be upset about it, but I don’t care.

I gave the restaurant a five star rating on Yelp

For those who love getting high and aimlessly wandering Costco, we have just the product for you!

Nine Things I Learned from Magazines this month

USA faces a wave of deaths from all causes in coming decades, models say

POEM

How my son amused himself whilst awaiting surgery

Best wishes for a rocking yule, from Xanadu to you!

“What about the side effects, dumbass?”

She was older than he was and seemed unattainable to him

First Rule of Post-Ego Club — There is No Post-Ego Club

You know, before she’s dead.