The Haven

Post ego is different

Are you brave enough to learn the truth about yourself?

Former factory owner Jean Valjean explains why

The Ultimate Debate: Kissing vs. Sex!! Which One Actually Feels Better?

Shucks, us money users aren’t all like this but when I learned about this word for the first time it held some resonance with the parts of…

And Recommended by 10 out of 10 Orthopedists

Can a penman with 37 followers be called a writer?

Hope the $7 orange juice was worth it!

There’s a special kind of sadness that comes from burning a grilled cheese. It’s not just the smell of failure wafting through your kitchen…

As spring tries valiantly to make an appearance in the deep north.

Gesundheit

His backstory will astound you!

SENIOR SHTICK  …rimshot please  by Joe ‘Kirsch’ Curcio  www.GreenpointMusic.com

New Reporting Reveals Spirited Exchanges About Bombing of Yemen, Hit TV Show White Lotus

His Addiction Is Destroying Their Love Life!

A Notice from the Galactic Federation Department of Interplanetary Conduct

“Livelihoods in peril,” says group spokesperson

Either my wife’s being existential or a Great Dane.

Teacher: That’s great news!

Now, He Feels Trapped!

Okay okay — stop! That’s enough

Addressing Zuckerberg’s Recent Actions on Earth

I was a hero in my own mind

You know what lets down the cause of feminism?

It happened to me — and it drove me red hot crazy with lust, confusion and the urge to break things

Teacher: There Are No Mistakes

Dear Baby-Man,

Would You Forgive This? My Wife’s 7-Year-Old Secret Just Came Out!

Written by: University Department of Public Safety  *Strikethroughs in bold* and edits in italics from the Office of Student Affairs.