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    Of Wisdom and the Wide Open Spigot

    Of Wisdom and the Wide Open Spigot

    RHAPSODY:
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    Clem Samson
    May 12
    This is where the “G-spot” Is

    This is where the “G-spot” Is

    So you’ll never forget, lol
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    Christine
    May 12
    Statue of Fat, Bald, Middle-Aged Man Erected in Times Square

    Statue of Fat, Bald, Middle-Aged Man Erected in Times Square

    Proudly disrupting traditional ideas of what defines a triumphant figure
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    Brian Theobald
    May 12
    You do good? Shhh.

    You do good? Shhh.

    Why “I once threw up in his bed on our first date” gets more likes than “I donated today.”
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    Sofia Hassiotaki
    May 12
    Here’s What Happened When I Tried to Fly with My Emotional Support Insect

    Here’s What Happened When I Tried to Fly with My Emotional Support Insect

    Some Bugs Just Don’t Fly
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    Roz Warren, Writing Coach
    May 12
    Feminism Feminism (Life’s A Pitch)

    Feminism Feminism (Life’s A Pitch)

    Feminism. What’s there not to like?
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    Fatchecker
    May 11
    Subway Girl

    Subway Girl

    An underground affair
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    Spyder Darling
    May 11
    “Do Unto Others As They Deserve, Ok?” And Other Wisdom From The Bro Life Bible

    “Do Unto Others As They Deserve, Ok?” And Other Wisdom From The Bro Life Bible

    JD Vance’s translation reveals the Gospel Jesus really preached
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    Avery Bargar
    May 11
    The Mothers We Didn’t Know We Were: A Dog, a Puzzle, and a Quiet Mother’s Day

    The Mothers We Didn’t Know We Were: A Dog, a Puzzle, and a Quiet Mother’s Day

    On Johnny Carson, invisible labor, and the three moms under one roof — only one of whom has fur.
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    A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
    May 11

    A Day Without Stress

    Rhapsody: Stay With Me, My Beautiful Friend
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    Clem Samson
    May 11
    What’s That Mean?

    What’s That Mean?

    I understood everything else he said
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    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    May 11
    Free College Is Impossible in America

    Free College Is Impossible in America

    But we’ve got $800 billion for bombs
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    Victor Babaniyi
    May 11
    Pope Leo Takes Out Restraining Order On JD Vance

    Pope Leo Takes Out Restraining Order On JD Vance

    “As a precautionary measure to ensure we don’t need another conclave next week.”
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    Patrick Metzger
    May 11
    The False Urgency of Becoming

    The False Urgency of Becoming

    RHAPSODY: THE CHANT THAT STILLS THE CLOCK
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    Clem Samson
    May 10
    Top Ten Things I Am Thankful For Today

    Top Ten Things I Am Thankful For Today

    Because no matter the altitude, gratitude is the attitude!
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    Spyder Darling
    May 10
    Gold Leaf and Gossip

    Gold Leaf and Gossip

    How courtly chatter became a breeding ground for iconic idioms
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    Allen R Smith
    May 10
    Deciding Who To Have Sex With

    Deciding Who To Have Sex With

    There are about six options right now. I know, it’s a lot. But I have an active social life on two continents, so don’t judge. Some of…
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    Christine's Adventures
    May 10
    I’m The Mom From Back To The Future And My Husband Just Hired My Rapist To Wax His Car

    I’m The Mom From Back To The Future And My Husband Just Hired My Rapist To Wax His Car

    Can I borrow the DeLorean? I need to go back to the past and teach the young version of my husband about MeToo.
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    Christine Stevens
    May 10
    Mother’s Day Cards That Thank Her for Not Having the Same Aversion to Parenthood as You Do

    Mother’s Day Cards That Thank Her for Not Having the Same Aversion to Parenthood as You Do

    Thank you for wanting the children I’ll never want to have. Because they’re me.
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    Rachel Marsh
    May 10
    How To Raise A Husband

    How To Raise A Husband

    Do you let them free range, or will you start their training from day one?
    Go to the profile of Roz Potenza
    Roz Potenza
    May 10
    I am a Potato with Shoes

    I am a Potato with Shoes

    Exercise in your late 40s feels like that Greek myth of Sisyphus.
    Go to the profile of Adam Overland
    Adam Overland
    May 9
    Chaos, Beauty, and All Seven Labyrinths

    Chaos, Beauty, and All Seven Labyrinths

    Rhapsody: You Who Are New, This Is What We Do
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    May 9
    Pete Hegseth: The Definitive Cure for Imposter Syndrome

    Pete Hegseth: The Definitive Cure for Imposter Syndrome

    If this guy’s qualified, you are too!
    Go to the profile of Jeffrey Harvey
    Jeffrey Harvey
    May 9
    Vatican Claims Pope Leo XIV, Whitest Man Alive, Has African Ancestry

    Vatican Claims Pope Leo XIV, Whitest Man Alive, Has African Ancestry

    From Creole Cousins to a Papal Initiative
    Go to the profile of Scott Christenson🌴
    Scott Christenson🌴
    May 9
    2:43 a.m. and No One Shuts the Hell Up

    2:43 a.m. and No One Shuts the Hell Up

    A firsthand account of sleep deprivation, petty revenge, and other acoustic solutions.
    Go to the profile of Sofia Hassiotaki
    Sofia Hassiotaki
    May 9
    He’s our President/ He Should Be Pope/ He’s Saving Hollywood/’Cause He’s No Dope

    He’s our President/ He Should Be Pope/ He’s Saving Hollywood/’Cause He’s No Dope

    A 100% tariff on “foreign-made” films! Consider the possibilities
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    Jan M Flynn
    May 9
    Commemoration Nation

    Commemoration Nation

    Based on actual events….
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    Fatchecker
    May 9

    Table for One — Song and Story

    Sometimes a night out alone is good for what ails you
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    Christine's Adventures
    May 8
    Social Awkwardness Turned Me Into A Serial Killer!

    Social Awkwardness Turned Me Into A Serial Killer!

    Well I’ve done it again, I’ve killed somebody just to get out of an uncomfortable conversation.
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    Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
    May 8
    Day 4 on the Post-Ego Path: Desire Without Grasping, Time Without Chains

    Day 4 on the Post-Ego Path: Desire Without Grasping, Time Without Chains

    RHAPSODY: Spirit of Post Ego, Rise
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    Clem Samson
    May 8
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