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Nation Gripped By Worst Thing To Ever Happen
Nation Gripped By Worst Thing To Ever Happen
Country in collective state of shock
Brian Theobald
Nov 6
All the Good News About the Outcome of the 2024 Presidential Election
All the Good News About the Outcome of the 2024 Presidential Election
Spilling my toxic positivity in your lap
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Nov 6
Panel of Fictional Presidents Reacts to the Election
Panel of Fictional Presidents Reacts to the Election
SELINA MEYER (Veep): Well … you see … the thing you have to, uh, understand about elections, and the, um … majesty of our beautiful…
Matt Lanark
Nov 6
Trying To Make Sense Of MAGA’s Victory
Trying To Make Sense Of MAGA’s Victory
On the morning after
Christine Stevens
Nov 6
Scientists: There Is No Point To Living
Scientists: There Is No Point To Living
And that’s great news! Here’s why.
Clem Samson
Nov 6
Local Man to Head Executive Branch of Government
Local Man to Head Executive Branch of Government
“I look forward to the opportunity.”
Brian Theobald
Nov 6
Comics Mourn Impending Death of Political Comedy
Comics Mourn Impending Death of Political Comedy
No matter who wins election, comedy loses
Phillip T Stephens
Nov 5
I Don’t Wear Black When I’m Having Sex, Lol
I Don’t Wear Black When I’m Having Sex, Lol
So I don’t stain myself white, hihi
Christine
Nov 5
Penis Euphemism or Actual Donald Trump Nickname?
Penis Euphemism or Actual Donald Trump Nickname?
So many dicks, so little time
John Corten
Nov 5
Who Was the Worst President in U.S. History?
Who Was the Worst President in U.S. History?
Exploring Donald Trump’s Legacy with Humor
Travel Explore Protect
Nov 5
Election Special
Election Special
As we go to the polls it’s important to keep our sense of humor. No matter what happens, we can still make dick jokes.
Christine Stevens
Nov 5
A Few Things to Know if You’re Facing Homelessness
A Few Things to Know if You’re Facing Homelessness
I wish someone had told me
Ryon Plock
Nov 5
I Need to Talk to You, Can I Call You?
I Need to Talk to You, Can I Call You?
a poem while holding a phone
Samuel Son
Nov 5
Going Out Of Business Sale: 50% Off All Trump Jokes
Going Out Of Business Sale: 50% Off All Trump Jokes
As low as you can go.
Dan Dore
Nov 5
An Alpha Male Influencer Backed Trump for the “Sake of His Daughter”, so I Fact-Checked His Lies
An Alpha Male Influencer Backed Trump for the “Sake of His Daughter”, so I Fact-Checked His Lies
How to Be A Sucker
Ellie Salvaje
Nov 5
My Secret Fantasy
My Secret Fantasy
Don’t tell anyone! It’s really tawdry.
Christine Stevens
Nov 4
There Have Been Many Reruns Of American And British Classics On My TV With Added Twists
There Have Been Many Reruns Of American And British Classics On My TV With Added Twists
I suspect Russian interference.
Sergey Bloom
Nov 4
Astronomers Find Large Black Hole In The Center Of Your Head
Astronomers Find Large Black Hole In The Center Of Your Head
And yes, that is your big important ego — a whole lotta nuttin
Clem Samson
Nov 4
Two Monkeys Respond to Study Rejecting Infinite Monkey Theorem:
Two Monkeys Respond to Study Rejecting Infinite Monkey Theorem:
Scientists Say Monkeys Will Never Write Shakespeare
Rich Taylor
Nov 4
City Sounds I Do Not Miss
City Sounds I Do Not Miss
Give me quiet.
Ryan Redmond
Nov 4
The Night Before the Election
The Night Before the Election
A poem as vulgar as its subject
Ross Rosenfeld
Nov 4
8 Dating Shows to Get Too Invested In
8 Dating Shows to Get Too Invested In
Who needs reality shows when you have surreality shows?
This, That & the Other Thing
Nov 4
The Time I Was Heckled On Stage
The Time I Was Heckled On Stage
The Stand-up chronicles
Uzair Haider
Nov 4
If You Like Dating Toddlers, Just Say So: In Defense of Hannah From ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 7
If You Like Dating Toddlers, Just Say So: In Defense of Hannah From ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 7
RANT LOADING…
Burn Book
Nov 4
Kim Goes Hollywood
Kim Goes Hollywood
North Korean dictator firms up three-picture deal
David Martin
Nov 4
I Won’t Be Endorsing a Presidential Candidate This Year
I Won’t Be Endorsing a Presidential Candidate This Year
But not because the billionaires who own my page told me not to
Patrick Metzger
Nov 4
A Pageant of Perfectly Imperfect Answers
A Pageant of Perfectly Imperfect Answers
Like, World Peace, You Know?
Allen R Smith
Nov 4
Style & Substance
Style & Substance
“I’m not reading that.”
Fatchecker
Nov 4
Normal Gay Guys May Swing Election to Drumpf
Normal Gay Guys May Swing Election to Drumpf
Vance suggests changing LBGTQ to LBGTQ-NGG
Phillip T Stephens
Nov 3
You Think It’s A Compliment, But It’s Actually Insulting
You Think It’s A Compliment, But It’s Actually Insulting
This helpful list will ensure that you never speak to anyone ever again
Christine Stevens
Nov 3
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