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Scientists: The Biological Reason Men Don’t Like Eating Salad
Scientists: The Biological Reason Men Don’t Like Eating Salad
And why women do.
Clem Samson
May 23
Krispi Gnome’s Take on Habeas Corpus and Some Other Trivial Shit
Krispi Gnome’s Take on Habeas Corpus and Some Other Trivial Shit
She’s keeping the homeland secure, thank God!
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
May 23
Trump’s Circle Of Blame
Trump’s Circle Of Blame
Where The Buck Never Stops
David Volk
May 23
JANUARY: BEANBURGERS, BEACHCOMBERS AND BOBBLEHEADS
JANUARY: BEANBURGERS, BEACHCOMBERS AND BOBBLEHEADS
My quest to mark 365 consecutive silly holidays saw me swearing off the booze, flirting with veganism and dressing as a gorilla…
dan brotzel
May 23
Trust in Marriage: The Biggest Deception of Our Time?
Trust in Marriage: The Biggest Deception of Our Time?
Is Trust in Marriage Just a Beautiful Illusion?
Amara Celestine
May 23
Headlines You Would’ve Seen If Kamala Was President and Did the Exact Same Thing Trump Did
Headlines You Would’ve Seen If Kamala Was President and Did the Exact Same Thing Trump Did
Strange things happen in this bizarro world
Brian Throne
May 23
How I Survived a Korean Spa Without Melting
How I Survived a Korean Spa Without Melting
Or Crying in Public
Travel Explore Protect
May 23
Kristi Noem, Linguist, signs new deal to Publish Dictionary
Kristi Noem, Linguist, signs new deal to Publish Dictionary
Illuminati Ganga, one of the best publishers of books in the world that tell it like it is have just signed a multi-brazilian dollar…
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
May 23
Skating on Thin Ice with Your Nose to the Grindstone
Skating on Thin Ice with Your Nose to the Grindstone
One professor’s take on the idioms that defines adult life
Allen R Smith
May 23
Always Be Verging
Always Be Verging
RHAPSODY: VERGING, CONVERGING, MERGING
Clem Samson
May 22
Awareness Daze: Introduction
Awareness Daze: Introduction
National Hermit Day, Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day… In 2022 I decided to observe a different silly holiday or awareness day every day for a…
dan brotzel
May 22
Activists Unsure If It’s Okay to Mock RFK’s Voice
Activists Unsure If It’s Okay to Mock RFK’s Voice
A moral and comic quandary
Brian Theobald
May 22
Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers: Part IV
Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers: Part IV
Stay inspired with another set of quotes by my favorite typists!
Spyder Darling
May 22
Personnel Observations
Personnel Observations
Useful feedback at work
Mike Hickman
May 22
Things I Shouldn’t Have Said in Morocco
Things I Shouldn’t Have Said in Morocco
“Wakey, wakey, eggs and… uhhh…”
Catherine Durkin Robinson
May 22
New York
New York
If I can make it there…
Avery Bargar
May 22
Top Signs Costco Should Require Cart Driving Licenses
Top Signs Costco Should Require Cart Driving Licenses
Five Cart Pile Up On Aisle 7.
David Volk
May 22
Africa Before White People
Africa Before White People
Ancient, Powerful, Connected, Diverse, Prosperous
Travel Explore Protect
May 22
Kristi Noem Thinks Habeas Corpus Is A Harry Potter Spell
Kristi Noem Thinks Habeas Corpus Is A Harry Potter Spell
Reminded of facts and the law daily, inconveniences the Trump administration.
Dan Dore
May 21
Ten Billion Reasons You Should Buy And Sell Your Water
Ten Billion Reasons You Should Buy And Sell Your Water
Every human body needs water, so why not get filthy rich $elling it?
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
May 21
Mantras To Get Your Mojo Working
Mantras To Get Your Mojo Working
Even when it doesn’t want to
Spyder Darling
May 21
This Is Not a Life Hack
RHAPSODY: DON’T TRICK LIFE — KISS IT INSTEAD
Clem Samson
May 21
Disillusioned by a Hero
Disillusioned by a Hero
To start every day I’d hear his voice booming over a loudspeaker
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 21
Does the Audiobook Narrator Matter More Than The Author?
Does the Audiobook Narrator Matter More Than The Author?
Thinking especially about the phlegm factor here.
dan brotzel
May 21
A Brief History of Bad Breath
A Brief History of Bad Breath
‘No matter how charming you are, you can’t expect your friends to put up with it forever.’
dan brotzel
May 21
Is It Time To Retire The 5 Stages of Grief?
Is It Time To Retire The 5 Stages of Grief?
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross would probably agree.
dan brotzel
May 21
Garbage: The Final Frontier
Garbage: The Final Frontier
Just how much space debris is out there, and what can we done about it?
dan brotzel
May 21
Ask The Advice Terrier
Ask The Advice Terrier
Piper answers dogs’ questions about the weird things their humans do.
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
May 21
10 Reasons the Republicans Set the Rules Meeting at 1 AM in Middle of the Night
10 Reasons the Republicans Set the Rules Meeting at 1 AM in Middle of the Night
by David August
David August
May 21
The Six Most Common Places People Cheat
The Six Most Common Places People Cheat
(Number 5 is shocking!)
Christine Stevens
May 20
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