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    Scientists: The Biological Reason Men Don’t Like Eating Salad

    Scientists: The Biological Reason Men Don’t Like Eating Salad

    And why women do.
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    May 23
    Krispi Gnome’s Take on Habeas Corpus and Some Other Trivial Shit

    Krispi Gnome’s Take on Habeas Corpus and Some Other Trivial Shit

    She’s keeping the homeland secure, thank God!
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
    May 23
    Trump’s Circle Of Blame

    Trump’s Circle Of Blame

    Where The Buck Never Stops
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    David Volk
    May 23
    JANUARY: BEANBURGERS, BEACHCOMBERS AND BOBBLEHEADS

    JANUARY: BEANBURGERS, BEACHCOMBERS AND BOBBLEHEADS

    My quest to mark 365 consecutive silly holidays saw me swearing off the booze, flirting with veganism and dressing as a gorilla…
    Go to the profile of dan brotzel
    dan brotzel
    May 23
    Trust in Marriage: The Biggest Deception of Our Time?

    Trust in Marriage: The Biggest Deception of Our Time?

    Is Trust in Marriage Just a Beautiful Illusion?
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    Amara Celestine
    May 23
    Headlines You Would’ve Seen If Kamala Was President and Did the Exact Same Thing Trump Did

    Headlines You Would’ve Seen If Kamala Was President and Did the Exact Same Thing Trump Did

    Strange things happen in this bizarro world
    Go to the profile of Brian Throne
    Brian Throne
    May 23
    How I Survived a Korean Spa Without Melting

    How I Survived a Korean Spa Without Melting

    Or Crying in Public
    Go to the profile of Travel Explore Protect
    Travel Explore Protect
    May 23
    Kristi Noem, Linguist, signs new deal to Publish Dictionary

    Kristi Noem, Linguist, signs new deal to Publish Dictionary

    Illuminati Ganga, one of the best publishers of books in the world that tell it like it is have just signed a multi-brazilian dollar…
    Go to the profile of Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
    Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
    May 23
    Skating on Thin Ice with Your Nose to the Grindstone

    Skating on Thin Ice with Your Nose to the Grindstone

    One professor’s take on the idioms that defines adult life
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    May 23
    Always Be Verging

    Always Be Verging

    RHAPSODY: VERGING, CONVERGING, MERGING
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    May 22
    Awareness Daze: Introduction

    Awareness Daze: Introduction

    National Hermit Day, Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day… In 2022 I decided to observe a different silly holiday or awareness day every day for a…
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    dan brotzel
    May 22
    Activists Unsure If It’s Okay to Mock RFK’s Voice

    Activists Unsure If It’s Okay to Mock RFK’s Voice

    A moral and comic quandary
    Go to the profile of Brian Theobald
    Brian Theobald
    May 22
    Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers: Part IV

    Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers: Part IV

    Stay inspired with another set of quotes by my favorite typists!
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    May 22
    Personnel Observations

    Personnel Observations

    Useful feedback at work
    Go to the profile of Mike Hickman
    Mike Hickman
    May 22
    Things I Shouldn’t Have Said in Morocco

    Things I Shouldn’t Have Said in Morocco

    “Wakey, wakey, eggs and… uhhh…”
    Go to the profile of Catherine Durkin Robinson
    Catherine Durkin Robinson
    May 22
    New York

    New York

    If I can make it there…
    Go to the profile of Avery Bargar
    Avery Bargar
    May 22
    Top Signs Costco Should Require Cart Driving Licenses

    Top Signs Costco Should Require Cart Driving Licenses

    Five Cart Pile Up On Aisle 7.
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    May 22
    Africa Before White People

    Africa Before White People

    Ancient, Powerful, Connected, Diverse, Prosperous
    Go to the profile of Travel Explore Protect
    Travel Explore Protect
    May 22
    Kristi Noem Thinks Habeas Corpus Is A Harry Potter Spell

    Kristi Noem Thinks Habeas Corpus Is A Harry Potter Spell

    Reminded of facts and the law daily, inconveniences the Trump administration.
    Go to the profile of Dan Dore
    Dan Dore
    May 21
    Ten Billion Reasons You Should Buy And Sell Your Water

    Ten Billion Reasons You Should Buy And Sell Your Water

    Every human body needs water, so why not get filthy rich $elling it?
    Go to the profile of Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    Christyl Rivers, Phd.
    May 21
    Mantras To Get Your Mojo Working

    Mantras To Get Your Mojo Working

    Even when it doesn’t want to
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    May 21

    This Is Not a Life Hack

    RHAPSODY: DON’T TRICK LIFE — KISS IT INSTEAD
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    May 21
    Disillusioned by a Hero

    Disillusioned by a Hero

    To start every day I’d hear his voice booming over a loudspeaker
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    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    May 21
    Does the Audiobook Narrator Matter More Than The Author?

    Does the Audiobook Narrator Matter More Than The Author?

    Thinking especially about the phlegm factor here.
    Go to the profile of dan brotzel
    dan brotzel
    May 21
    A Brief History of Bad Breath

    A Brief History of Bad Breath

    ‘No matter how charming you are, you can’t expect your friends to put up with it forever.’
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    dan brotzel
    May 21
    Is It Time To Retire The 5 Stages of Grief?

    Is It Time To Retire The 5 Stages of Grief?

    Elizabeth Kubler-Ross would probably agree.
    Go to the profile of dan brotzel
    dan brotzel
    May 21
    Garbage: The Final Frontier

    Garbage: The Final Frontier

    Just how much space debris is out there, and what can we done about it?
    Go to the profile of dan brotzel
    dan brotzel
    May 21
    Ask The Advice Terrier

    Ask The Advice Terrier

    Piper answers dogs’ questions about the weird things their humans do.
    Go to the profile of Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    May 21
    10 Reasons the Republicans Set the Rules Meeting at 1 AM in Middle of the Night

    10 Reasons the Republicans Set the Rules Meeting at 1 AM in Middle of the Night

    by David August
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    David August
    May 21
    The Six Most Common Places People Cheat

    The Six Most Common Places People Cheat

    (Number 5 is shocking!)
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    May 20
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