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Student and Teacher: The Moment Of Enlightenment With Regard To Emotions
Student and Teacher: The Moment Of Enlightenment With Regard To Emotions
I met Elena again in the park where we first discussed the Labyrinth of Emotions. The trees were whispering softly, their rustling leaves…
Clem Samson
Mar 23
Bra or No Bra? What’s Really Best for Your Breasts While You Sleep?
Bra or No Bra? What’s Really Best for Your Breasts While You Sleep?
Sleeping with a Bra — Healthy Habit or Hidden Danger?
Amara Celestine
Mar 23
Florida Man Discovers Swallowing Diamonds Was A Bad Plan.
Florida Man Discovers Swallowing Diamonds Was A Bad Plan.
Spoiler: The only thing shinier than the earrings was his lack of common sense.
Mike G
Mar 23
Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Shiver your timbers with these fifty puns o’ fun!
Spyder Darling
Mar 23
My cat Ran Away From Home
My cat Ran Away From Home
But at least he left me a note
Amysusanrose
Mar 23
Elon Musk Begs Vandals to Firebomb Tesla Cars to Help Him Recoup Lost Revenue Via Insurance Payouts
Elon Musk Begs Vandals to Firebomb Tesla Cars to Help Him Recoup Lost Revenue Via Insurance Payouts
Burn, Baby Burn
Ellie Salvaje
Mar 23
Tesla Fixes Recalled Cybertrucks with Duct Tape, But Can’t Find the Owners
Tesla Fixes Recalled Cybertrucks with Duct Tape, But Can’t Find the Owners
The government will pay bounty hunters who bring in owners with empty federal buildings.
K. B. Cottrill
Mar 23
CHOICES…please hold the vagina
CHOICES…please hold the vagina
CHOICES…please hold the vagina by Joe ‘Kirsch’ Curcio www.GreenpointMusic.com
JoeKirsch
Mar 23
You Have To Admire The Closed-Circuit, Fabulous Indulgence of “Men’s High Fashion”
You Have To Admire The Closed-Circuit, Fabulous Indulgence of “Men’s High Fashion”
Actual consumers need not pay any heed… which is the whole idea
Paul Maglione
Mar 23
Scientists: We Are Each Other
Scientists: We Are Each Other
Separation is an illusion of our shitty brains
Clem Samson
Mar 22
Swatting Squirrels.
Swatting Squirrels.
Sometimes vengeance gets you ballbearings in both eyes.
Robert Cormack
Mar 22
I Can Love But I Can’t Hug
I Can Love But I Can’t Hug
Men, you don’t have to hug your sons to turn them into good citizens
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 22
I’m Done Having Sex With Neurotypicals
I’m Done Having Sex With Neurotypicals
Sorry, that might sound prejudiced.
Christine Stevens
Mar 22
MAGA — The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
MAGA — The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
MAGA — The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials. Instead of Making America Great Again they are Mulching America’s Gonads…
Roger Freed
Mar 22
She Doesn’t Want Sex. Should You Stay or Walk Away?
She Doesn’t Want Sex. Should You Stay or Walk Away?
She’s Lost Interest in Sex — Is Your Relationship Over?
Amara Celestine
Mar 22
Taking the Fourth
Taking the Fourth
Christine’s phone buzzed at an incoming message. It had gone to voice mail. She clicked on it and began reading the transcript.
John K Adams
Mar 22
Buds
Buds
A pretty short story
Spyder Darling
Mar 22
Keeping Jon’s Sundial in the Shade
Keeping Jon’s Sundial in the Shade
The tragedy of the modern workplace
Mike Hickman
Mar 22
Why Tom and Jerry Can Work Without Words: The Power of Silent Comedy
Why Tom and Jerry Can Work Without Words: The Power of Silent Comedy
Let’s be honest-everyone had to be growing up watching Tom and Jerry. Whether you sat there on the floor cross-legged in front of a boxy…
Meet Miyani
Mar 22
Escaping the Labyrinth of Thoughts: Finding Life Beyond Your Mind
Escaping the Labyrinth of Thoughts: Finding Life Beyond Your Mind
The first step on the post-ego path
Clem Samson
Mar 21
Did My Date Walk Out On Me?
Did My Date Walk Out On Me?
Things were going so well I thought
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 21
The Ideal Breakfast Treat is a Table for One
The Ideal Breakfast Treat is a Table for One
When it comes to breakfast, I am the opposite of a solomangarephobic.
Greg Schwem
Mar 21
The Perils of Being a People-Pleasing, Perfectionistic, High-Achieving Type In the Workplace
The Perils of Being a People-Pleasing, Perfectionistic, High-Achieving Type In the Workplace
Specifically in caring professions
Phoebe Soemers
Mar 21
Casual Sex Exposed: 5 Truths That Will Change Your Perspective!
Casual Sex Exposed: 5 Truths That Will Change Your Perspective!
You’ll Never Look at Hookups the Same Way After Reading #3!
Amara Celestine
Mar 21
Things I Miss About No Longer Having to Wear A Mask
I can no longer use it to hide that I have forgotten to shave this morning.
Roger Freed
Mar 21
I Do
I Do
When you feel most alone, to whom do you turn?
John K Adams
Mar 21
The Ultimate Unhinged Love Letter
The Ultimate Unhinged Love Letter
Use This At Your Own Risk, Every Woman You Send This To Will Fall For You
Alex Lago
Mar 21
Are Men Really Less Emotionally Expressive Than Women?
Are Men Really Less Emotionally Expressive Than Women?
Yeah, I’m Not Buying It
Christine Stevens
Mar 21
Botinal, Bergamot, and Betrayal
Botinal, Bergamot, and Betrayal
One Man’s Small Price for Looking Perfect
Allen R Smith
Mar 20
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
And other momentary liftings of spirit in the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day that America seems to be having.
Christine Stevens
Mar 20
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