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    Two Paths: The Tale of Ego and Post-Ego

    Two Paths: The Tale of Ego and Post-Ego

    Imagine two Duluth residents — John Matthews, an ego-driven executive, and Daniel Hartley, a post-ego artist. Their contrasting approaches…
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    Clem Samson
    Jun 13
    Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone

    Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone

    And other amazing life-changing clickformation!
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Jun 13
    Top Signs LA Is (Not) Still On Fire

    Top Signs LA Is (Not) Still On Fire

    Coming Soon To A Liberal City Near You
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    David Volk
    Jun 13
    Micropenis Dilemma: How Soon Should I Share That in a Relationship?

    Micropenis Dilemma: How Soon Should I Share That in a Relationship?

    The Quiet Struggle of Men That Deserves Attention!!
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    Amara Celestine
    Jun 13
    To My June

    To My June

    Twenty years in two months
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    Muninn
    Jun 13
    She Always Wondered When She’d Tell Me

    She Always Wondered When She’d Tell Me

    I was devastated by the news
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    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jun 12
    Escaping the Ego Trap: The Radical Freedom of Post-Ego Living

    Escaping the Ego Trap: The Radical Freedom of Post-Ego Living

    Let’s get one thing out of the way: your ego is a con artist. It whispers sweet nothings about your importance, constructs elaborate…
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    Clem Samson
    Jun 12
    How Not To Dress Old

    How Not To Dress Old

    Not to be ageist or anything, but c’mon Granny, get hip!
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Jun 12
    How to Get Started in UX/UI Design

    How to Get Started in UX/UI Design

    No overpriced bootcamps. No boring YouTube playlists. Just some cheeky, practical advice that works.
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    Alpha Design
    Jun 12
    The British Are Coming and They’re Very Fine People

    The British Are Coming and They’re Very Fine People

    Paul Revere and the movement to Make Britain Great Again
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    Patrick Metzger
    Jun 12
    Is Australia Anti-China?

    Is Australia Anti-China?

    The Geopolitical Drama Explained!
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    Travel Explore Protect
    Jun 12
    Burq’s Bore

    Burq’s Bore

    “Burqa!” so screamed an MP to get attention who represents a party that likes to get attention.
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    Fatchecker
    Jun 12
    Extra Charge

    Extra Charge

    A defective panel on the aircraft fell off while we were at cruising altitude, and a loud roar sucked the breathable air from the plane.
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    Royal Alvis
    Jun 11
    My Car Was Stolen, Then It Wasn’t

    My Car Was Stolen, Then It Wasn’t

    The policeman called my office with the bad news
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jun 11
    Why Faking Orgasms Has Become a Female Talent??

    Why Faking Orgasms Has Become a Female Talent??

    Your Penis Is Not Magical — Stop Acting Like It Is…
    Go to the profile of Amara Celestine
    Amara Celestine
    Jun 11
    The Warlords of Color That Oppose Godwin's Law

    The Warlords of Color That Oppose Godwin's Law

    Dictators born outside Austria-Germany complain they can’t a get an online mention
    Go to the profile of Scott Christenson🌴
    Scott Christenson🌴
    Jun 11
    Who Owns JIRA-1138? (Definitely Not Me)

    Who Owns JIRA-1138? (Definitely Not Me)

    Product Management Circus: A Sprint Refinement Satire
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    Pankaj Bisht
    Jun 11
    He Doesn’t Love LA: Top Reasons Trump Is Attacking Los Angeles

    He Doesn’t Love LA: Top Reasons Trump Is Attacking Los Angeles

    Spoiler Alert: Mexicans Have Nothing To Do With It.
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Jun 11
    Yes, Insult Us, but With Respect! LOL

    Yes, Insult Us, but With Respect! LOL

    I love being insulted in bed. And your women can enjoy it too, hihi
    Go to the profile of Christine
    Christine
    Jun 11
    Introducing Liquid Ass

    Introducing Liquid Ass

    What will Apple think of next?!
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    Miles-Erik Bell
    Jun 11
    Trump 2.0

    Trump 2.0

    What His Presidency Means for Travel, Nature, and Climate Change
    Go to the profile of Travel Explore Protect
    Travel Explore Protect
    Jun 11
    We are all Picasso

    We are all Picasso

    A brief ethnography of the aesthetic-industrial complex in science
    Go to the profile of Vitul Agarwal
    Vitul Agarwal
    Jun 10
    It’s Important To Track Your Calories During A Breakup

    It’s Important To Track Your Calories During A Breakup

    If you’ve just broken up with someone, it’s likely that you’re losing weight and maybe you’re even enjoying that part of the grueling…
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Jun 10
    Quirky Cultural Dos and Don’ts in Dubai

    Quirky Cultural Dos and Don’ts in Dubai

    Laugh, Learn, and Avoid Getting Arrested
    Go to the profile of Travel Explore Protect
    Travel Explore Protect
    Jun 10
    Five Minutes from Lorraine

    Five Minutes from Lorraine

    Babies’ names have gone wild
    Go to the profile of Allen R Smith
    Allen R Smith
    Jun 10
    The Universe Is Expanding

    The Universe Is Expanding

    Why are you contracting?
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    Jun 9
    Should a Wife Buy Her Partner Flowers?

    Should a Wife Buy Her Partner Flowers?

    Father’s Day is fast approaching; should she buy him flowers
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Jun 9
    Married but Still Flirting? Here’s Why You Should Do It As Well…

    Married but Still Flirting? Here’s Why You Should Do It As Well…

    The Forbidden Game No One Talks About — That Could Save Your Marriage
    Go to the profile of Amara Celestine
    Amara Celestine
    Jun 9
    Have You Tried the Snack Table?

    Have You Tried the Snack Table?

    Oh my god this party has a snack table. Look at the size of it! I can’t remember who I came with or why I’m here or what I’m not supposed…
    Go to the profile of Chason Gordon
    Chason Gordon
    Jun 9
    Born To Run

    Born To Run

    If you weren’t, here are 10 ways to help make getting your steps in fun (or at least a little less grueling)
    Go to the profile of Spyder Darling
    Spyder Darling
    Jun 9
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