The Haven

Six feet apart shenanigans: the ‘sick but not sick’ madness

Speaker Mike Johnson led the GOP in passing the Closet Protection and Clothing Preservation Act, outlawing coat hangers across the USA

Traditional American Flag:

Running the world one alphabet block at a time. Chaos not included — just heavily implied.

And there’s nothing crazy about it.

Extra reverb, hold the mayo

Trans Woman: ….So, our wonderful UK Supreme Court ruled that the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex. I suppose you’re…

And he will be in the palm of your hand, I promise you

Not Sure How to Feel… But It Was Really Good

You’ve heard ’em a million times before. But who are they for?

Pardons Cody Balmer after overreaching arrest

The Salty, Starchy, Greasy Truth Behind America’s Original Snackpocalypse

“Oh my God,” she said. “Tony has two tickets to the Rolling Stones …

Having a Big Butt Automatically Makes You a Slut?

If you thought watching him tread water was bad, try watching him baptize a full-grown adult…

Happy Passover to… somebody.

From Camp Peckerwood to the corner office, the rules remain the same

Upon his return to the White House, Donald Trump has made substantial changes to the Oval Office décor of his predecessor. Extensive…

I’m ok if he dies.

How China Tariffs Are Killing Portland’s Vibe

Vol II The Death of Humor

Today Amazon owner Jeff Bezos’ pet space project Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket launched an historic flight carrying the first all-female…

No Touch No Love No Intimacy

Earn 1 point for all the everyday things we used to do, every day

GREENVILLE, DE — While enjoying his retirement this past Sunday, former President, and forever diva Joe Biden, posted a video to socials…

That's what the experts say…

As, you know, I’m quite fond of the English language….

(Is this Iowa?)

My actual cover letter to The Onion