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Dear Dating App Dudes: Stop Doing This
Dear Dating App Dudes: Stop Doing This
Because finding love shouldn’t feel like solving a jigsaw puzzle.
Bhavna Narula
Jul 7
Pussy People and Humans Who Prefer Doggy Style
Pussy People and Humans Who Prefer Doggy Style
Introducing Stockholm Syndrome but with more hairballs
JoJo M
Jul 7
Stop Ignoring Red Flags
Stop Ignoring Red Flags
know when to walk away.
Steve F. Eth.
Jul 7
Congress Is Dead — But At Least We Got a Monogrammed Bill
Congress Is Dead — But At Least We Got a Monogrammed Bill
OBBB: Brought to You by the Letters F, U, and K
A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
Jul 6
Ah, the Gym, a Great Place to Work Your Fingers
Ah, the Gym, a Great Place to Work Your Fingers
People are dressed like they’re working out, so why do they bug me?
Don Simkovich, MA
Jul 6
Another One Bites the Dust
Another One Bites the Dust
Royalty-free songs for The Donald
David Martin
Jul 6
Blame it on Climate Change
Blame it on Climate Change
Are dead plants a sign of her disinterest
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 6
Science: What Are You?
Science: What Are You?
The answer might surprise you.
Clem Samson
Jul 5
No I do not want to leave an honest review or even a dishonest review
No I do not want to leave an honest review or even a dishonest review
Be grateful I bought anything and leave me alone
Sylvia Mulholland
Jul 5
Dive-Bombed by a Hawk
Dive-Bombed by a Hawk
A close encounter of the avian kind
Deborah Barchi
Jul 5
The Licking Life
The Licking Life
How I Caught Cat Cleanliness from Dewie and Learned to Bathe with It
Allen R Smith
Jul 4
Would You Kiss My Ass for an Orange?
Would You Kiss My Ass for an Orange?
Attention kids and presidents
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 4
Interview With A Spyder
Interview With A Spyder
How I’m misspending my summer vacation
Spyder Darling
Jul 4
Flash CEO Memo from Bane and Company
Flash CEO Memo from Bane and Company
Capital investment no longer appropriate
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jul 4
Sit On His Face to Give Pleasure!
Sit On His Face to Give Pleasure!
90% of the Guys Will Love This, LOL
Christine
Jul 4
A Religion, Is Opium For Asses?
A Religion, Is Opium For Asses?
“Muslims!” so screamed a British journalist, broadcaster, and former politician to get attention who works for a radio and streaming telly…
Fatchecker
Jul 4
Sharing Dinner Online
Sharing Dinner Online
Is it a woman thing
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 3
Why People Support Trump
Why People Support Trump
Research confirms what sane people already know
Eric Milch
Jul 3
The Obituary of Quint from ‘Jaws’
The Obituary of Quint from ‘Jaws’
No longer escaping the jaws of death
Henry Loe
Jul 3
We Don’t Have To Solve It Right Now–It Was So Brave Of Us Just To Talk About It
We Don’t Have To Solve It Right Now–It Was So Brave Of Us Just To Talk About It
Let’s give ourselves a pat on the back and leave it there?
Avery Bargar
Jul 3
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Male Stripper
Confessions of a Middle-Aged Male Stripper
Cuz Funny Ain’t Payin’ the Bills
SC Thompson
Jul 3
Lesser Known Presidential Personal Care Products
Lesser Known Presidential Personal Care Products
Trump Cologne Latest in Long Tradition of POTUS-Endorsed Pampering Merch
Rich Taylor
Jul 3
The Future Is Dead Without Failure
The Future Is Dead Without Failure
Success is a myth unless you embrace your worst mistakes and rebuild from ashes
Simbad Stevenson
Jul 3
Mickey Mouse Meets…Big, Beautiful Hate!
Mickey Mouse Meets…Big, Beautiful Hate!
Changes Come To Disney’s Hall Of Presidents…
Lewis Helfand
Jul 3
A Senior Walks Into a Genius Bar
That’s it … that’s the punchline
Melissa Maroff
Jul 3
Will Lauren Sanchez Bezos’ Boobs Ever Escape?
Will Lauren Sanchez Bezos’ Boobs Ever Escape?
Brave Free The Nipple Fighter Bursts out to Bust the myths
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jul 3
We Could Cure _____ Forever. (But We Can’t Because You’re A Selfish Asshole)
We Could Cure _____ Forever. (But We Can’t Because You’re A Selfish Asshole)
Hello valued customer. We noticed you pressed the “No Thanks” button when we asked for a small donation to help find a cure for ___ .
John Sandbach
Jul 3
Why Writing Needs Crazy.
Why Writing Needs Crazy.
To be mad and desirous of everything, to never yawn or say a commonplace thing.
Robert Cormack
Jul 3
A Vylan Of The Peace?
A Vylan Of The Peace?
London-based punk rap duo Bob Vylan are in a wee bit of trouble for some toxic behaviour.
Fatchecker
Jul 2
An Ugly Diet For the Desperate
An Ugly Diet For the Desperate
Not for the faint of heart to read about — much less try
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 1
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