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How To Explain To Your Kids About Everything Awkard
How To Explain To Your Kids About Everything Awkard
A guide to oversharing, woke-splaining, hem-hawing, and modern hypocrite-ing
Christine Stevens
Feb 8
Scientists: Say This Post-Ego Prayer Out Loud Each Morning And Bid Your Ego Farewell
Scientists: Say This Post-Ego Prayer Out Loud Each Morning And Bid Your Ego Farewell
Live the day in the unknown, new space just beyond your self.
Clem Samson
Feb 8
The Great Egg Caper
The Great Egg Caper
This sure ain’t Humpty Dumpty
Glenn M Stewart
Feb 8
Scientists: We Just Aren’t There Yet
Scientists: We Just Aren’t There Yet
The human race has made some progress, no doubt. But we cannot yet call ourselves rational or civilized. Not with a straight face anyway.
Clem Samson
Feb 7
Love Hurts
Love Hurts
If it hurts this bad, you should probably see a doctor
Spyder Darling
Feb 7
Talking Points for Convincing the Greenlanders
Talking Points for Convincing the Greenlanders
Roll with it
Tom Navratil
Feb 7
JOANN’s or the Marine Corps? The Answer Might Surprise You!
JOANN’s or the Marine Corps? The Answer Might Surprise You!
Don’t waste time with career coaches, personality tests and informational interviews. In this economy, you’ve really only got two options…
Kara Teevan
Feb 7
Scientists: God is Female
Scientists: God is Female
The evidence is incontrovertible
Clem Samson
Feb 7
Should You Have Sex Before Pleasure?
Should You Have Sex Before Pleasure?
Let’s be real: is it really necessary to have sex before pleasure? I mean, shouldn’t pleasure just come naturally with sex?
Hm Samarel
Feb 7
Enjoy A Deal That Really Sucks
Enjoy A Deal That Really Sucks
And Get A Free Slurpee At 7-Eleven
David Volk
Feb 7
White House Lawncare Declares Independence
White House Lawncare Declares Independence
Grass Left to Its Own Devices Amid Government Shutdowns
Allen R Smith
Feb 7
Beyond Wonderful
Beyond Wonderful
Entry 1:
John K Adams
Feb 7
Gaza Beachfront Resorts
Gaza Beachfront Resorts
Condominiums Booking Now! Reserve Yours Today!
Ross Rosenfeld
Feb 7
Are You An “Interesting” Person?
Are You An “Interesting” Person?
Then I Invite You To Join My Interesting Bicycle Club
Christine Stevens
Feb 6
Proud Boys Proudly Black
Proud Boys Proudly Black
Judge awards racist group’s trademark to black church
Phillip T Stephens
Feb 6
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness Lies Inside Every Cell Of Your Body
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness Lies Inside Every Cell Of Your Body
Not just happiness. But overwhelming bliss is the only appropriate response to the fact of your incarnation.
Clem Samson
Feb 6
Newly Renamed Landmarks By The Trump Administration
Newly Renamed Landmarks By The Trump Administration
‘It’s like having a stroke, with every stroke of the pen.’
Dan Dore
Feb 6
Trump’s Nefarious Real Estate Plans
Trump’s Nefarious Real Estate Plans
Everyone is talking about it.
G.P. Gottlieb
Feb 6
My One Night Stand, Alexa, or Whatever Her Name Was
My One Night Stand, Alexa, or Whatever Her Name Was
My memory is clouded and clearly my judgement was too.
Ollie Tuff
Feb 6
My Miserable Midlife Dream
My Miserable Midlife Dream
An extra toilet will do me just fine
Southside Dublin mom
Feb 6
Hung Over in the W-C
Hung Over in the W-C
It came at me slowly but steadily
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 6
Elon Musk: Asgard’s Doom, Earth’s Savior
Elon Musk: Asgard’s Doom, Earth’s Savior
How the Giant Fire Demon Became Elon Musk
Alex Lago
Feb 6
Influx of Drunk, Rowdy Super Bowl Fans Turns New Orleans Into Regular Friday Night in New Orleans
As thousands of Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles fans descended on New Orleans for Super Bowl LIX (NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell…
Mike Range
Feb 6
Ditch Those No-Name Losers You Grew Up With
Ditch Those No-Name Losers You Grew Up With
Stylin’ With “Famous Friend Finder”
David Guaspari
Feb 6
Loofah wonders where it went wrong
Loofah wonders where it went wrong
after the realization that it’s the only thing not locked up at Rite-Aid.
Lori Sibal Peck
Feb 6
The Truth About Side Sleepers
The Truth About Side Sleepers
We finally reveal the secret they’ve been trying to hide by sleeping on their sides
Christine Stevens
Feb 5
Trump’s Tactical Towel Toss
Trump’s Tactical Towel Toss
A Gesture of Goodwill or a Missed Shot at Empathy?
Allen R Smith
Feb 5
Bezos Merges Brain With AI
Bezos Merges Brain With AI
Billionaire Makes the Ultimate Sacrifice for the Benefit of Humanity
Alex Lago
Feb 5
Scientists: Human Relationships Are Mostly Imaginary
Scientists: Human Relationships Are Mostly Imaginary
You make up the other person in your head. So why do you make them up to be so rotten?
Clem Samson
Feb 5
Pre-Emptive Responses to Your Unnecessary Texts
Pre-Emptive Responses to Your Unnecessary Texts
Overtexters Anonymous meets on Tuesday
Brian Throne
Feb 5
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