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Are You Hangry, Or Just A Really Unpleasant Person?
Are You Hangry, Or Just A Really Unpleasant Person?
There’s one way to find out — read this.
Christine Stevens
Feb 16
Help A Doll Out
Help A Doll Out
Donate to the David Johansen Fund
Spyder Darling
Feb 16
Be a Modern Manly Man
Be a Modern Manly Man
The chin is the thing
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 16
Drumpf Announces Formation of G-2
Drumpf Announces Formation of G-2
Hints at moves toward future merger
Phillip T Stephens
Feb 15
Things That Really Piss Me Off
Things That Really Piss Me Off
Vol I
Peter Simons
Feb 15
Weather Reports from Around the World
Weather Reports from Around the World
Places Where Humans Were Never Meant to Set Foot
Allen R Smith
Feb 15
An Open Letter to the Demonic Entity That Was Hovering Above the Walmart-Purchased Ouija Board I…
An Open Letter to the Demonic Entity That Was Hovering Above the Walmart-Purchased Ouija Board I…
Dear Formless Spirit,
Wesley Jansen
Feb 15
Other Countries, According To Our News
Other Countries, According To Our News
Boiling foreign countries down to adjectives
Scott Christenson🌴
Feb 15
Scientists: People Are Turning Inward For Answers
Scientists: People Are Turning Inward For Answers
But are they asking the right questions?
Clem Samson
Feb 15
Top Ten Quotes About Love
Top Ten Quotes About Love
For Valentine’s and any ol’ time
Spyder Darling
Feb 15
Take Your Warning Labels For Alcohol
Take Your Warning Labels For Alcohol
And put ’em where they belong.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Feb 15
Prepare For Societal Breakdown, Save Money
Prepare For Societal Breakdown, Save Money
It’s The Ultimate Bargain
David Volk
Feb 15
Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club
Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club
And no, he has no allergies. Except to JESUS. He breaks out in a cold sweat if you show him a cross, and his flesh sizzles if you throw…
Christine Stevens
Feb 14
Joe Won the Woman of his Dreams
Joe Won the Woman of his Dreams
How’d he do it
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 14
How I Tried to Quit Caffeine
How I Tried to Quit Caffeine
And briefly lost the will to live
Stela Zakheou
Feb 14
A Little Dab’ll Do Ya…
A Little Dab’ll Do Ya…
My husband’s adventures on a ‘routine sales call’ to a manufacturer of attention-grabbing merchandise…
Jan Buhrmann, Ph.D.
Feb 14
Even Your Mama Knows Being Gay Is Okay, Homie
Even Your Mama Knows Being Gay Is Okay, Homie
Get Ya Mind Correct
Ananda Krishnan
Feb 14
You’ve Spent Your Entire Life Wearing Socks the Wrong Way!
You’ve Spent Your Entire Life Wearing Socks the Wrong Way!
Revealing the inside story
Scott Christenson🌴
Feb 14
One year writing on Medium. Should I give up?
One year writing on Medium. Should I give up?
Guess how little I earned after 35 stories? Feels like failure.
Matt Walsh
Feb 14
Eleven Signs You Are The “One”
Eleven Signs You Are The “One”
Number 9 might surprise you.
Christine Stevens
Feb 13
Are Men & Women Getting Smarter or ...
Are Men & Women Getting Smarter or ...
You’d have to be culturally blind not to recognize “the times, they are achangin”
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 13
Scientists: When It Ends, It Ends Forever
Scientists: When It Ends, It Ends Forever
Unless you are a certain species of jellyfish
Clem Samson
Feb 13
Renter Friendly Décor Ideas From Someone Who’s Never Rented or Used a Hammer
Renter Friendly Décor Ideas From Someone Who’s Never Rented or Used a Hammer
Good luck getting your security deposit back
Emily DeFreitas
Feb 13
Why We’re All Doing It DOGE-Y Style
Why We’re All Doing It DOGE-Y Style
Bend Over, He’ll Drive.
David Volk
Feb 13
Scientists Write New Message to Intelligent Aliens: “Don’t Bother”
Scientists Write New Message to Intelligent Aliens: “Don’t Bother”
“The inhabitants of this planet are extremely violent, clinically insane and taste really bad.”
Clem Samson
Feb 13
Supreme Leader Musk Memo
Supreme Leader Musk Memo
Spork in the road
Alex Lago
Feb 13
Rage and revenge
Rage and revenge
Is everyone just waiting to snap?
Southside Dublin mom
Feb 13
Gospel of JD Discovered
Gospel of JD Discovered
Joins Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Helen Gettit
Feb 12
Scientists: Thank You For Your Interest In Starting A Post Ego Club
Scientists: Thank You For Your Interest In Starting A Post Ego Club
The movement is spreading!
Clem Samson
Feb 12
She’s Disturbingly Normal!
She’s Disturbingly Normal!
If she had only said “Yes” the world may have been different
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 12
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