The Haven

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It made polyester my religion and Donna Summer my savior

The future of sustainability belongs to those who understand venture capital better than they understand compost

How Two Little Tornadoes Sabotaged My Career.

President Trump’s Geography Bee Strikes Again

So I’m mailing her my bills

Nature Has a Memory Longer Than Any Civilization

A fantasy brand comeback

Ever notice how creative peoples’ eccentricities are expected.

Yakov sat on the barstool beside me, and we began to talk about my toenail fungus.

When magic begins where imitation ends.

From secret desires to death wishes, we all think things we’re not allowed to. Why?

It Only Gets Worse From Here

The eagle had issues, but so did Trump.

A Bicostal Disorder

North Korea claims Kim Jong Il invented the burrito — New York Post, 01/05/2022

The strangest, unsettling cast of characters ever to “serve” America

Matters of the heart, but no love affair

And they aren’t even in politics

But instead, you elected HIM

Because finding love shouldn’t feel like solving a jigsaw puzzle.

Introducing Stockholm Syndrome but with more hairballs

know when to walk away.

OBBB: Brought to You by the Letters F, U, and K

People are dressed like they’re working out, so why do they bug me?

Royalty-free songs for The Donald

Are dead plants a sign of her disinterest

The answer might surprise you.

Be grateful I bought anything and leave me alone

A close encounter of the avian kind