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Sometimes You Just Have To Buy Something Stupid

Sometimes You Just Have To Buy Something Stupid

Woot Is Happy To Oblige, Even During The Holidays. Especially During The Holidays.
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David Volk
This is Your Dentist Reminding Everyone that the Scraping You Hear is Totally Normal

This is Your Dentist Reminding Everyone that the Scraping You Hear is Totally Normal

Hope you flossed!
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Henry Loe

Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner

Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases…
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Roger Freed
13 World Famous Inventions Inspired By O. Henry’s Christmas Story ‘The Gift Of The Magi’

13 World Famous Inventions Inspired By O. Henry’s Christmas Story ‘The Gift Of The Magi’

What is love without money spent?
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Mayur Chauhan
Talk Dirty To Me, Baby

Talk Dirty To Me, Baby

I want to feel naughty tonight, don’t you?
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Christine's Adventures
A Trump Supporter Told Me He Liked My Hair

A Trump Supporter Told Me He Liked My Hair

That will teach him
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Honorata Onanisma
Mountain Lake Resort Timeshares: You’ll Wait All Year to Come Back

Mountain Lake Resort Timeshares: You’ll Wait All Year to Come Back

Please sign your unit’s guest book and share the magic with the other owners
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Gail Gauthier
Let Go Of What You Can’t Control

Let Go Of What You Can’t Control

Focus on what you can change.
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Michael Trigg
Clowns to the Left, Abusers to the Right… Here we are

Clowns to the Left, Abusers to the Right… Here we are

Trashy Trump Team picks exceed our disbelief
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Christopher Holdroyd
We Need to Establish The Bathroom Protocol for This orgy

We Need to Establish The Bathroom Protocol for This orgy

Trust me when I tell you, there’s nothing sexier than hygiene and good manners
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Fernanda Laertez
Drumpf Plans to Execute Pardoned Turkeys

Drumpf Plans to Execute Pardoned Turkeys

Declares he will “get even” for Hunter Biden pardon
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Phillip T Stephens
How To Ruin Your Good Looks

How To Ruin Your Good Looks

Why would anyone do this to themselves
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Theophany

Theophany

Jesus said he would be much happier if I became a candlestick maker.
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Royal Alvis
Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think

Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think

Your last moments are going to be super freaky
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Clem Samson
7 Ways A Traffic Jam Could Change Your Life

7 Ways A Traffic Jam Could Change Your Life

Gridlock is inevitable. Learn to embrace it.
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dan brotzel
Why I Call My Kids, ANIMALS!!

Why I Call My Kids, ANIMALS!!

Is it weird!?
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Tooba Usama
Stop Caring if the World Ends

Stop Caring if the World Ends

You can’t do anything about it anyway. – Ask Fred.
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Kyle Wells
If You’re in Your 20s, Get Out and Flirt

If You’re in Your 20s, Get Out and Flirt

Don’t waste your youth.
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Ryan Redmond
Why Do Men Love Big Asses?

Why Do Men Love Big Asses?

It’s not because they look like pompoms, lol
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Christine
Welcome to the Walking Tour of My City, Toronto

Welcome to the Walking Tour of My City, Toronto

Do y’all like weed shops?
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Patrick Metzger
Should You Breastfeed Your Boyfriend In Public?

Should You Breastfeed Your Boyfriend In Public?

A difficult question that every woman must answer for herself
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Christine Stevens
Wordy Wrapping

Wordy Wrapping

I’m quite fond of the English language, the fact it is the only language I speak, is purely coincidental.
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Fatchecker
“Monkey See,Monkey Do” at Walmart

“Monkey See,Monkey Do” at Walmart

He couldn’t believe the guy turned tail and ran off without paying
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mind Bending Optical Illusion Can Tell If You Are Going To Be A Success Or Failure In Life

Mind Bending Optical Illusion Can Tell If You Are Going To Be A Success Or Failure In Life

Which image do you see first? Don’t cheat. This really works.
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Christine Stevens
American President Donald Trump’s bid to stay in office until 2036 quickly backed by lawmakers

American President Donald Trump’s bid to stay in office until 2036 quickly backed by lawmakers

Is this real, or an article about another country with changed proper nouns?
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David August
Scientists: No Time, No Space, No Aging

Scientists: No Time, No Space, No Aging

The secret to immortality discovered at last!
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Clem Samson
Your Sex Horoscope

Your Sex Horoscope

For the super sexy week at the beginning of December
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Christine Stevens
The Royal Talk

The Royal Talk

To set me straight.
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Sergey Bloom
I Will Guess Your Education Level In Sixteen Questions

I Will Guess Your Education Level In Sixteen Questions

And afterwards I will guess your weight!
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Christine Stevens
Scientists: The Whole Universe Is An Orgasm

Scientists: The Whole Universe Is An Orgasm

But the Webb telescope can’t see it
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Clem Samson
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