The Haven

Too much competition

Traveling abroad isn’t a quick fix to undoing what the world has done to you.

A eulogy in two-ish parts

I was hired immediately!

Hit it. This ain’t no disco, it ain’t no country club, either; this is L.A.

Tutankhamun would be rolling in his sarcophagus had it not been stolen

What Happens When You Give A Party And No One Attends?

Everything including actually, you know, delivering the bloody thing you have ordered — which, it turns out, is optional

You’ve journeyed past ego — shed the exhausting illusion of self-importance, tasted the liberation of stepping outside your thoughts and…

Parents’ Role & Teenager’s Sex: A Growing Dilemma

🌟 Emily Doesn’t Love Me

Northeast Iowa. Despite the fact that he was peacefully ascending into the bright light of euphoric bliss in the uppermost stretches of…

Take it easy, man

The cure for all my ills

A day without kings is like a day without sunshine.

RFK Jr. replaces experts with energy healers, chemtrail chasers, and at least one cousin who thinks vaccines have Bluetooth

Or why my wife should talk to George Lucas.

We’ve talked about how women have been portrayed on the silver screen over the decades.

Robert smoothed the lapels of his reasonably-priced suit for the seventeenth time that morning. He had a habit of tugging at his tie…

Parents’ Role & Teenager’s Sex: A Growing Dilemma

A guide to academic immortality

Wow, if I had a nickel for every engagement I’ve ever gotten on Medium, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s…

He may never forgive you

The Secret to Living Fully and Fearlessly

Nigel Farage is DJT’s favourite British politician (when he remembers who he is of course. He also has a tendency to not attend Parliament…

*Or ‘The Sonnet of the Barfly’.

An Irreverent Look at Words, Birds, and Legal Turds

The forks have a group chat without me

It’s go time, baby