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Inspired by My 10-Day Crash Course on Surviving the Apocalypse by J. Wortham in The New York Times Magazine, March 2025

It’s fascinating, yes, but no, it isn’t entirely real.

I was shocked

I think people who ask that question have it all backwards, don’t you?

Where the Blind See and the Lame Dance!

How One Old Man Risked His Life On The Battlefield For His Marbles

Random questions I find myself asking

Who makes Winston Churchill look like a piker

Don’t be lookin’ at that phone dude, standing in my way — I need to go and you are clearly done; still in my line of fire, blocking my…

America’s Resident Alien No Longer Resident

How a shy pair acknowledged their love

This is what they mean by the phrase “going ape shit”

‘The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it will eat its fruit.’ Prov. 18:21

Chinese and Mexican teams could be next

This ain’t a Disney parade

Fairy Tale Characters Who’d Be in Deep Legal Trouble Today

I speak to someone who knows

Why You’re Not Who You Think You Are

The former CEO deemed “non-essential”

5 Truths Every Guy Needs to Know

If You Catch My Drift

In A World Where Love Is Dead, Jeff Finds A Brilliant Method To Revive It

It was 10:11PM and the wind was raging and the rain was frightful. The house was shaking and creaking. I could have tolerated it if I had…

We are so fortunate to see such leadership

Will now refer to US President as “Scrooge McDrumpf”

Not All Great Deals Are Cheap.

The Ultimate Family Ski Resort with Virtually No Skiable Terrain

In dialogue with a teacher

Fly Boys are stonewalled by the new US government.

It was a ruff day for a one-year-old pit bull named Oreo