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Trump to Apply 20-Goal Tariff onAll Canadian Hockey Teams Entering U.S.
Trump to Apply 20-Goal Tariff onAll Canadian Hockey Teams Entering U.S.
“Goal Tax” Threatens to Upend Stanley Cup Playoff
Rich Taylor
Apr 28
When Your Wife Gets Harassed…
When Your Wife Gets Harassed…
Would You Accuse Her or Defend Her?
Amara Celestine
Apr 28
How to know if you’re with a commitment-phobe
How to know if you’re with a commitment-phobe
Or, if you are one
Loren Lieberthal
Apr 28
Healthy Lies — Myths I Believed for Way Too Long
Healthy Lies — Myths I Believed for Way Too Long
Or: How my step counter almost gaslighted me.
Sofia Hassiotaki
Apr 28
5 People Facebook Doesn’t Know About
5 People Facebook Doesn’t Know About
I know what you’re thinking! You’re thinking I am making the subject of this article up! You think there is no way such a thing can exist —…
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Apr 28
The Miracle of Birth & Other Fairy Tales
The Miracle of Birth & Other Fairy Tales
Miserable, Childless Dog/Cat Ladies Strike Back
Melissa Maroff
Apr 28
Reverse Marie Antoinette: I Baked the Cookies, but He Burned Out First
Reverse Marie Antoinette: I Baked the Cookies, but He Burned Out First
I thought I’d be the one buried in baking trays. Instead, I watched my brother collapse under the weight of the snack table he dreamed up.
A.L. Bellettiere (Anna Louise Bellettiere-Kuyper)
Apr 28
Fat Arsed
Fat Arsed
Technology is supposed to make our lives easier; often it is making us lazy and less authentic.
Fatchecker
Apr 28
Generations Vexed
Generations Vexed
Each gen thinks it’s got it worser than the gen before it. This is perfectly illustrated, pun intended, by a recent cave painting…
Fatchecker
Apr 28
Oh, She Was One of Those?
Oh, She Was One of Those?
To me she was as pure as the driven snow
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Apr 27
My Mom Called
My Mom Called
Who knew they had smartphones in heaven?
Chris Raymond
Apr 27
5 American Treasures Ruined by DEI
5 American Treasures Ruined by DEI
By Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA)
Avery Bargar
Apr 27
The farmer, the fence and the goat
The farmer, the fence and the goat
The place where I grew up, paddy is the major crop. You don’t have to go very far to find a paddy field owned by small farmer. Most people…
Overthinking Unfiltered
Apr 27
7 Powerful Ways to Make Any Narcissist Run Away
7 Powerful Ways to Make Any Narcissist Run Away
The Ultimate Guide to Protecting Yourself from Toxic People
Amara Celestine
Apr 26
I Cried — But At Least It Wasn’t On Camera
I Cried — But At Least It Wasn’t On Camera
Or: How My Teams Status Became the Biggest Disappointment of the Project
Sofia Hassiotaki
Apr 26
A Hair-Raising Dilemma in Amsterdam
A Hair-Raising Dilemma in Amsterdam
When a Simple Salon Visit Turns Into an International Payment Crisis
B.R. Shenoy
Apr 26
Two Bits
Two Bits
The sharper the razor, the closer the shave
Spyder Darling
Apr 26
The Doctor Funny League
The Doctor Funny League
He shoots, he scores… comedic gold?
This, That & the Other Thing
Apr 26
A Cuppa and a Cake with Vladimir Putin
A Cuppa and a Cake with Vladimir Putin
Nuclear threats, sharing a cake, and a disloyal dog
Mark Ewbie
Apr 26
Other Registries We Could Create Before Creating a National Autistic Person Registry
Other Registries We Could Create Before Creating a National Autistic Person Registry
A suggestion for RFK Jr.
Caleb Coy
Apr 26
World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look At the Ground in Every Band Photo
World’s Drummers Announce Plans to Look At the Ground in Every Band Photo
BROOKLYN, NY — Stressing that eye contact with the camera was just “not their thing” and to “leave that to the lead singer or guitarist”…
Mark J. Shady
Apr 25
Man’s Briefcase Just Big Box of Mystery
Man’s Briefcase Just Big Box of Mystery
ROCHESTER, NY — Speculating that in all probability it was something beyond what any of them could even comprehend, collogues and…
Mark J. Shady
Apr 25
I’m Finally Selling Out — Meet My Cat, Pickles
I’m Finally Selling Out — Meet My Cat, Pickles
Hi. My name’s Amanda. I’m a thirty-two-year-old millennial living in a very small studio in a very large city that I can’t afford. I’m…
Phoebe Soemers
Apr 25
What Is The Mountain That Isn’t a Mountain?
What Is The Mountain That Isn’t a Mountain?
Hint: it’s the paradox that contains the secret of your liberation
Clem Samson
Apr 25
18 Ways JD Vance Might Have Whacked the Pope
18 Ways JD Vance Might Have Whacked the Pope
A Pickled Onion Mystery
Scott Christenson🌴
Apr 25
They Lied About Exercise
They Lied About Exercise
Now I Think I Need to Lie Down
Richard Posner
Apr 25
I, A Cat, Have Trained My Human Staff To Adoring Obedience
I, A Cat, Have Trained My Human Staff To Adoring Obedience
Unless you are a stupid dog, I can show you how to easily enslave your humans
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Apr 25
If You Give An Author An Advance
If You Give An Author An Advance
A True Story
Miles-Erik Bell
Apr 25
Potential Cast Taglines for Bravo’s Upcoming “The Real Housewives of MAGA”
Potential Cast Taglines for Bravo’s Upcoming “The Real Housewives of MAGA”
Kicking off every episode of the Bravo reality franchise, the best Real Housewives taglines introduce viewers to the series’ stars, giving…
Rich Taylor
Apr 25
All the News That Fits in the Litter Box
All the News That Fits in the Litter Box
101 uses for your daily newspaper
David Martin
Apr 25
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