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Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire
Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire
That people who are not physicists are incapable of fully grasping.
Clem Samson
Dec 5
Menopausal Holiday Wishes
Menopausal Holiday Wishes
Try Jesus. Try the Maccabees. Try Frosty the Snowman. But don’t try me.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Dec 5
Senior Technical Writer at Health Care Company Offers Sincere Apology for Unpredictable and Erratic…
Senior Technical Writer at Health Care Company Offers Sincere Apology for Unpredictable and Erratic…
Central Wisconsin. Fully expecting a rational and highly-collaborative online discussion on how to select a proper medium through which to…
Wesley Jansen
Dec 5
A Christmas Acronym
A Christmas Acronym
It’s the cap happiest time of the year!
Spyder Darling
Dec 5
It’s [Really] Difficult for Women to Get Good Matches on Tinder. I’m Tired [For Real]
It’s [Really] Difficult for Women to Get Good Matches on Tinder. I’m Tired [For Real]
It’s tough
Honorata Onanisma
Dec 5
I Start my Morning Out The Same as Jeff Bezos
I Start my Morning Out The Same as Jeff Bezos
Why am I not as rich as him?
Carole Olsen
Dec 5
Pardon Me, Joe Biden
Pardon Me, Joe Biden
Joe pardons his son, Hunter, in a Machiavellian move to decimate the Democrats’ moral high ground.
Joe Bee
Dec 5
Dealing with your Embarrassing Spotify Wrapped
Dealing with your Embarrassing Spotify Wrapped
Every December, Spotify Wrapped provides an opportunity to look at your top artists, songs, and genres from the past year. For many people…
Mara Macduff
Dec 5
The Blacks Of Europe Are Revolting
The Blacks Of Europe Are Revolting
In the 1991 film The Commitments, the band’s manager, Jimmy Rabbitte, tells his charges, “Do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the Blacks…
Fatchecker
Dec 5
How I Landed My Dream Job by Becoming a Self-Made Illusionist
How I Landed My Dream Job by Becoming a Self-Made Illusionist
You’re a wizard, Harry! You just don’t have a job.
Zo Hayes
Dec 4
Bed, Bath and Beyond Thunderdome
Bed, Bath and Beyond Thunderdome
The movie reboot we need, now with product placements
Stuart Grant
Dec 4
Christmas By Ignatowski — (Part Two)
Christmas By Ignatowski — (Part Two)
Continuation of a long ago rejected TV script
Speaking Fiction To Power
Dec 4
Once Upon a Scandal
Once Upon a Scandal
The Hidden Truths Behind Your Favorite Fairy Tales
Allen R Smith
Dec 3
Debbie! Sandi! Jimmy! Vicki! Stormy (the dog)!
Debbie! Sandi! Jimmy! Vicki! Stormy (the dog)!
Mom would finally hit on the right name
Deborah Camp
Dec 3
Oxford Dictionary’s Word of the Year: 2024
Oxford Dictionary’s Word of the Year: 2024
Does it describe you?
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 3
Sometimes You Just Have To Buy Something Stupid
Sometimes You Just Have To Buy Something Stupid
Woot Is Happy To Oblige, Even During The Holidays. Especially During The Holidays.
David Volk
Dec 3
This is Your Dentist Reminding Everyone that the Scraping You Hear is Totally Normal
This is Your Dentist Reminding Everyone that the Scraping You Hear is Totally Normal
Hope you flossed!
Henry Loe
Dec 3
Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few. Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases…
Roger Freed
Dec 3
13 World Famous Inventions Inspired By O. Henry’s Christmas Story ‘The Gift Of The Magi’
13 World Famous Inventions Inspired By O. Henry’s Christmas Story ‘The Gift Of The Magi’
What is love without money spent?
Mayur Chauhan
Dec 3
Talk Dirty To Me, Baby
Talk Dirty To Me, Baby
I want to feel naughty tonight, don’t you?
Christine's Adventures
Dec 3
A Trump Supporter Told Me He Liked My Hair
A Trump Supporter Told Me He Liked My Hair
That will teach him
Honorata Onanisma
Dec 3
Mountain Lake Resort Timeshares: You’ll Wait All Year to Come Back
Mountain Lake Resort Timeshares: You’ll Wait All Year to Come Back
Please sign your unit’s guest book and share the magic with the other owners
Gail Gauthier
Dec 3
Let Go Of What You Can’t Control
Let Go Of What You Can’t Control
Focus on what you can change.
Michael Trigg
Dec 3
Clowns to the Left, Abusers to the Right… Here we are
Clowns to the Left, Abusers to the Right… Here we are
Trashy Trump Team picks exceed our disbelief
Christopher Holdroyd
Dec 3
We Need to Establish The Bathroom Protocol for This orgy
We Need to Establish The Bathroom Protocol for This orgy
Trust me when I tell you, there’s nothing sexier than hygiene and good manners
Fernanda Laertez
Dec 3
When I visited a psychic
When I visited a psychic
And learned about a family disaster
Southside Dublin mom
Dec 3
Drumpf Plans to Execute Pardoned Turkeys
Drumpf Plans to Execute Pardoned Turkeys
Declares he will “get even” for Hunter Biden pardon
Phillip T Stephens
Dec 2
How To Ruin Your Good Looks
How To Ruin Your Good Looks
Why would anyone do this to themselves
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 2
Theophany
Theophany
Jesus said he would be much happier if I became a candlestick maker.
Royal Alvis
Dec 2
Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think
Scientists: It’s Worse Than You Think
Your last moments are going to be super freaky
Clem Samson
Dec 2
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