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Beyond Wonderful
Beyond Wonderful
Entry 1:
John K Adams
Feb 7
Gaza Beachfront Resorts
Gaza Beachfront Resorts
Condominiums Booking Now! Reserve Yours Today!
Ross Rosenfeld
Feb 7
Are You An “Interesting” Person?
Are You An “Interesting” Person?
Then I Invite You To Join My Interesting Bicycle Club
Christine Stevens
Feb 6
Proud Boys Proudly Black
Proud Boys Proudly Black
Judge awards racist group’s trademark to black church
Phillip T Stephens
Feb 6
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness Lies Inside Every Cell Of Your Body
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness Lies Inside Every Cell Of Your Body
Not just happiness. But overwhelming bliss is the only appropriate response to the fact of your incarnation.
Clem Samson
Feb 6
Newly Renamed Landmarks By The Trump Administration
Newly Renamed Landmarks By The Trump Administration
‘It’s like having a stroke, with every stroke of the pen.’
Dan Dore
Feb 6
Trump’s Nefarious Real Estate Plans
Trump’s Nefarious Real Estate Plans
Everyone is talking about it.
G.P. Gottlieb
Feb 6
My One Night Stand, Alexa, or Whatever Her Name Was
My One Night Stand, Alexa, or Whatever Her Name Was
My memory is clouded and clearly my judgement was too.
Ollie Tuff
Feb 6
My Miserable Midlife Dream
My Miserable Midlife Dream
An extra toilet will do me just fine
Southside Dublin mom
Feb 6
Hung Over in the W-C
Hung Over in the W-C
It came at me slowly but steadily
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 6
Elon Musk: Asgard’s Doom, Earth’s Savior
Elon Musk: Asgard’s Doom, Earth’s Savior
How the Giant Fire Demon Became Elon Musk
Alex Lago
Feb 6
Ditch Those No-Name Losers You Grew Up With
Ditch Those No-Name Losers You Grew Up With
Stylin’ With “Famous Friend Finder”
David Guaspari
Feb 6
Loofah wonders where it went wrong
Loofah wonders where it went wrong
after the realization that it’s the only thing not locked up at Rite-Aid.
Lori Sibal Peck
Feb 6
The Truth About Side Sleepers
The Truth About Side Sleepers
We finally reveal the secret they’ve been trying to hide by sleeping on their sides
Christine Stevens
Feb 5
Trump’s Tactical Towel Toss
Trump’s Tactical Towel Toss
A Gesture of Goodwill or a Missed Shot at Empathy?
Allen R Smith
Feb 5
Bezos Merges Brain With AI
Bezos Merges Brain With AI
Billionaire Makes the Ultimate Sacrifice for the Benefit of Humanity
Alex Lago
Feb 5
Scientists: Human Relationships Are Mostly Imaginary
Scientists: Human Relationships Are Mostly Imaginary
You make up the other person in your head. So why do you make them up to be so rotten?
Clem Samson
Feb 5
Pre-Emptive Responses to Your Unnecessary Texts
Pre-Emptive Responses to Your Unnecessary Texts
Overtexters Anonymous meets on Tuesday
Brian Throne
Feb 5
A Few Signs She’s Not a Good Match for You
A Few Signs She’s Not a Good Match for You
Dating advice from a drunk single
Honorata Onanisma
Feb 5
Slip Slide Away At Great Wolf For $25
Slip Slide Away At Great Wolf For $25
Destress With Cheap Family Time At A Water Park.
David Volk
Feb 5
Scientists: The Human Race Is One Organism
Scientists: The Human Race Is One Organism
It’s time for us to start treating the human race as one beautiful being that we are all a part of and responsible for.
Clem Samson
Feb 5
How To Deal With Catcalls
How To Deal With Catcalls
No, it’s not your fault, and it’s not the way you’re dressing. You’re not asking for it and catcallers are just assholes.
Christine Stevens
Feb 4
President Donald J Trump Commemorative Inaugural Medallions
President Donald J Trump Commemorative Inaugural Medallions
Cheeto-in-Chief these are incredible!
Allen R Smith
Feb 4
How To Turn Down The Burner Before You Try To Communicate With Someone Who Has Angered You
How To Turn Down The Burner Before You Try To Communicate With Someone Who Has Angered You
Calling or texting someone when you are on “super boil” is a recipe for harm
Clem Samson
Feb 4
Rumours Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Rumours Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Google said I’m going to die
Susie Kearley 🐹 Guinea pig slave
Feb 4
31 Questions I Hear as Existential Threats
31 Questions I Hear as Existential Threats
“Smile for me, okay?”
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Feb 4
What Happens to the Grammy Outfits After They Are Worn?
What Happens to the Grammy Outfits After They Are Worn?
Different ideas on what can be made out of those dresses and non-dresses.
Carole Olsen
Feb 4
The One Where Democracy…
The One Where Democracy…
“So no one told you America was gonna end this way!” (clap clap clap clap sob)
Lewis Helfand
Feb 4
Madonna and the Great Guppy Incident
Madonna and the Great Guppy Incident
Parenthood Goes Sideways: A Tale of Pop Stars, TV Tanks, and Maternal Instincts Gone Wrong
Jennifer Ingham
Feb 4
I Met The Bear In The Woods And He Is A Sexy God
I Met The Bear In The Woods And He Is A Sexy God
Would you rather meet a man or a bear in the woods? Our love was mauled to death
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Feb 4
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